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Others will see the next sentence of the joke.

1. In this world, there are always more people watching your jokes than those who care about you.

If you leave, I won't see you off, but come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.

Everyone who is invulnerable has never been saved.

It's not a joke to poke people's pain, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.

5. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

6. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of caring for you.

7. Be nice to your girlfriend, because no one will be nice to her after she admits your existence to others.

8. Do we love memories more and more because we dare not look forward to the future?

9. Yes, I broke your glass in case you closed the window and couldn't hear me shouting I love you downstairs.

10. Some people say that it is actually very simple to forget someone. Don't meet them, don't be mean, but there will always be such a person when we are ignorant, so let's be mean to him for many years.

1 1. People who are too familiar with every inch of your weaknesses and pride will make you have nowhere to run.

12. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

13. It hurts to sprinkle salt on the wound, but don't forget that salt will also disinfect you.

14. Some people, some words, don't care if they say it or not, because if they see it clearly, they will be underestimated.

15. Sometimes, you give up on someone, not because you no longer care, but because you realize that he no longer cares.

16. Listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death and random play of various cuts.

17. Don't judge my appearance, because I don't live by my face, and don't judge my virtue, because you are not nobler than me.

18. I just want someone to understand me, even if I say nothing.

19. The most painful thing in the world is not being alone, but the people around you make you feel lonely.

20. The so-called beauty looks three points and dresses seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

Talk about mood and realize life: in this world, there are always more people watching your jokes than those who care about you.

1, learn to be generous to everyone. You can have no money, but don't let others call you stingy.

Remember, everyone who has abandoned you is your powerful motivation.

In this world, there are always more people watching your jokes than those who care about you.

4. The word "later" contains too many things that are unrecognizable but don't want to change.

Rainy days are the time for me to burst into tears, because no one can see what's on my mind.

6. You are really beautiful, but you seduce the wrong person because he already has me in his heart.

7. If you think you are working hard now, it proves that you are going uphill.

You gave me a reason not to believe you, so I have a thousand reasons to say goodbye.

9. Now we don't know love, but we are willing to give everything for it.

10, [The road ahead is bumpy, so you give up? Are you afraid of being covered with thorns? Are you a loser, young man?

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. -

12, the spring shirt is thin, and the love in the whole world is not enough for you to glance at me gently.

13, I want to hold your hand and grow old with your son, but I don't want to. You hold the bow and cut my strings.

14, backlit moonlight, ten years trace.

15, you are never alone. There are always people in the world who want to get close to you-

Wechat said: In this world, there are many people who see you, but few people accompany you.

1. Sometimes we are short-sighted and ignore our truest feelings; Sometimes we have some farsightedness, which blurs our recent happiness.

Generally speaking, once someone becomes a monitor, it doesn't matter what the original name of ta is.

Shit, it seems to have been played by a calculator!

4. 10 school lights out, and silly roommates shouted five seconds before 10: Hello, I'm male guest No.2, my name is xxx (another roommate's name), please turn off the lights if you like me! Then the lights in the dormitory went out, and then I giggled to myself. However, I looked at the balcony and saw that my aunt's light was still on!

5. I want to be a ba? Ba? Ba?

6. Youth is an experimental course of life, and it is worthwhile to make mistakes.

7. A foreigner asked: You have too much homework! China student replied: You think too much, this is just the answer to the homework.

8. I can never understand the world of local tyrants!

9. How can you have love and refuse to be hurt at the same time? Don't forget that Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

10. Who wouldn't ~

1 1. Once upon a time, a teacher taught me that whether a person can live a good life depends mainly on whether he has developed a series of hobbies that he can accomplish by himself, such as reading, learning advanced mathematics, chasing houses, playing computer games and so on. If you don't have these skills, it will be easier to find a girlfriend than others.

How to fall asleep faster? This method is blind.

13. In this world, many people see you, but few people accompany you!

14. Some friends don't have to think about where to play, just find a place to sit down and chat.

Unloading is always faster than installing, and getting is always faster than losing.

1. Sometimes, that person is right beside you, but you don't know her existence, because the wrong person blocks your view.

Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

3. How can blood-stained paintings reach a little cinnabar between the eyebrows?

She asked her boyfriend: Will you have a mistress after marriage? Boyfriend said: It depends on who the wife is. If your wife were you, there would be no mistress. She said, what if it wasn't me? Boyfriend said: that mistress is you.

5. The best couples are probably in a good state.

As long as you are by my side and breathe the same air as you, I am satisfied.

7, once love, once pain, once confusion, who let me forget your appearance, but now it is forever hurt.

8. Life is sweet, like lemonade in the morning, like the sun in winter, like the sea in my dream, like meeting you for the first time.

9, there is no poison that can't be quit, only love that can't be quit!

10, I tried everything just to contact you, so congratulations, I'm in love with you.

1 1, forgive, but quietly bury regrets;

12, [There is a sea hidden in my body, brewing surging love]

13, love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile, knowing the result or despair.

14, we finally ended, no longer entangled with each other, and life finally returned to dullness. I finally understand that I am still the child who likes quiet, and I am still the child who doesn't want to compete with others.

15, if not, I will ask who your arms are open to.

16, if reality can be like a dream, it would be nice to wake up and forget it.

17, I can't help sharing delicious food and happy thoughts with you.

18, you asked me why I can't forgive you. I forgive you. Really, I just don't love you anymore.

19, the flood drowned all hope and affection, and forgiveness is the greatest punishment.

20. Let the past go with the wind, don't look back, and don't settle for the future.

2 1. See you next time, and I will hug you with the warmth accumulated for many days.

What we have been looking for all our lives is the person who is willing to stop for you. ]

23. What's it like to like someone? I feel happy at first sight, but it will still hurt for a long time.

24. When I was a child, I felt that good people were rewarded. When I grow up, I feel that good people are laughed at.

25, loved, loved, crazy, quarreled, but in the end, it was all hurt.

26. The teacher taught me well when I got 100% in the exam. And I failed because I didn't work hard. Damn, unscientific! ! !

27, good heartache, let you be happy in other people's arms.

Give me a good night and let me know that there will be you tomorrow.

29. The world is really big, but the scenery that belongs to me is you, only you.

There is a fiery red cloud in Beijing today. While walking on the bridge, a girl stood by the bridge and took a photo with her mobile phone. Under the bridge, the red color is brighter than the burning clouds, and it is connected into a taillight of a car.

3 1, you really don't care why I cry.

32. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure.

33. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, don't want a cold war, and I don't want to have a second regret with you.

34. I have made a plan to spend my life with you and am ready to leave at any time. Love deeply without entanglement is probably the correct view of love.

35. You can like many people, but only one person is distressed.

36. Disassembly is always faster than assembly, and it is always faster than losing.

37. The indifference to you is not that I don't love you, but that I can't afford your love ~