English joke: I dried him up

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool

Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking along the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end of the pool and he sank to the bottom. Mary immediately jumped to save him. She dived to the bottom of the water and pulled Jim up.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office. After looking at her medical records

he called her into his office.

"Mary

I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient

I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim

the patient you saved

hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom, he's dead."

"Mary, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is for you. Being able to jump into the water to save other patients means that you have regained consciousness and you can be discharged. The bad news is that the patient you rescued still hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe straps. "

Mary replied

"He didn't hang himself

I hung him up to dry."

Mary replied: "He didn't hang himself Suicide, I hung him up to dry."