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Funny and warm-hearted love words, humorous love words are the warmest.

1, how many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

2. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

3. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night; You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you.

For me, please take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

I am not very busy, so I want to find a part-time job. Major: undergraduate in love! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all year round and never quit!

6. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart.