Joke: Justice, what, what and the Monkey King Zhu Bajie.

Jay: Take your time. My wife Chang 'e asked me to go home for dinner. The Tang Priest lamented: Oh, it's a good thing I didn't marry Bai before, otherwise I wouldn't have a chance to pick up girls today!

6. The Tang Priest considers how to go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. Bajie: It's comfortable to take the train! Wukong: It's faster to fly! Friar Sand took out his pistol and muttered, I heard that this thing can send people to the west at once.

7. When I was a child, I just watched Journey to the West and thought that the Monkey King had magical powers. He went to heaven and went to earth, and the Dragon Palace took away the wishful golden cudgel. But then every time I went out to sea to fight monsters, I always let Bajie and Friar Sand go down, saying that they were not good at swimming. Why?

8. Wukong is going to Hua Zhai. In order to prevent Tang Yan from being captured by monsters, he is going to draw a circle around Tang Yan.

Wukong muttered something while painting. When Pig saw this, he asked curiously, "Brother, what spell did you recite?"

Wukong said, "It was a spring in 1979, and an old man drew a circle on the South China Sea in China."

9. It's snowing! When the Tang Priest saw this, he said, "Disciple, why don't you all write poems in such a heavy snow!"

Wukong remembered the willow tree on his mountain in Guo Hua and said, "Snow is like catkins fluttering in the wind!" " "

Friar Sand thought of the waves of his quicksand river and said, "If the river is not a big river, it will fly!" "

Pig had no idea for a moment, but suddenly he saw dandruff falling straight down. He immediately said with joy, "Just like an old pig shedding dandruff!"

Guanyin in the sky heard this and said, "That's my makeup remover!" "

10. Wukong was close to Friar Sand and didn't agree with Bajie, because whenever Master and three disciples were taken away by monsters, Friar Sand would say, "Don't worry, Master, brother will come to save us." And Bajie will say, "Master, use the hooping curse quickly! ! ! "

1 1, Wukong: "Master, are there any entertainment programs during our break?"

Tang Priest: "Playing chess."

Wukong and Bajie: "Master, are there any entertainment programs during our break?"

Tang Priest: "Fight the landlord."

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Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand: "Master, are there any entertainment programs during our break?"

Tang priest: "Mahjong."

Wukong, Bajie, Friar Sand and Bai: "Master, are there any entertainment programs during our break?"

Tang Priest: "Heroes killed."

12, Bajie said to Wukong, "Monkey, have you ever heard that girls can enter the park at half price as long as they wear skirts not exceeding 38 cm? Let's go to see the beauty? " Wukong said angrily, "You idiot. Tickets are on sale. Can the beauty of a beautiful woman not be discounted? "

13, o it's cold. The Tang Priest added a cotton gown, Wukong added a pair of cotton trousers, and Friar Sand added a cotton cap. Bajie, don't just play with your mobile phone and read short messages. Remember to put on your gloves.

14, Tang Priest got up in the morning and saw Wukong suddenly die on the ground, with Pig and Friar Sand crying beside him. Busy asked: What happened to Wukong? Pig cried, "Wet dad, you talked in your sleep last night and recited spells all night. ...

15. When the Buddhist scripture team arrived in the poverty-stricken areas, they couldn't lend it out in a few days. Wukong had to send Friar Sand and Bajie to distant cities to find food because he wanted to protect his master. On the first day, everyone returned empty-handed because there was no money. Go the next day, or empty-handed, because there is no money. Wukong was furious: "If you can't find food, don't come back!" On the third night, Friar Sand happily carried a big bag of rice with a lot of money left. Wukong was overjoyed and asked, "Where's Bajie?" Friar Sand suddenly cried sadly, "Brother, forgive me. There are so many of us, only the second brother can sell 16 yuan a catty. "