30 chat routines to amuse girls.

1, sister, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.

2. A woman with a variety of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't know amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

If I can't beat you, I will turn against you.

The cruelest novel I have ever read is I Chat with You.

I heard that you are not doing well, so I sat at the door and played all day.

6. Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, they will all go to the square dance together in a few decades.

7. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

8. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new land, but in cultivating new perspectives.

9. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ? After a long time? Teacher, please give me a break!

10, after a long time, I found that I didn't do a lot of things I should do.

1 1, you send a "hmm" and I will continue to reply to you; I sent a "hmm" and never replied. This is the difference between loving and being loved!

12, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

13, you have had a bad life without me these years, and I am relieved.

14, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

15, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

16, people who are dissatisfied with their hairstyles are generally a matter of face.

17, if I hadn't hit you, I would have broken up with you.

18. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

19, I haven't weighed myself for half a year, because I know.

20. I never swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

2 1, I know I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

22. I can only do two things in my life, that is, kiss you and hug you.

23. Recently, my hands and feet are always cold, and online it is said that it is caused by kidney deficiency. Exercise, drink Lycium barbarum and make tea. It didn't work for a while. I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and I got well.

24. As long as a courier is still on the road, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.

25. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

26. Female: Hum. Man: Only pigs can hum.

27. W: Where are you? Man: Touch your left breast. I'm in your heart.

M: I have a good eye for people. Woman: Really? Then see what kind of person I am. Man: You are the one I love.

29.m: Teach you how to live happily every day. W: Why? Man: First of all, you have to date me.

30. You are perfect except for one shortcoming. W: What shortcomings? Man: I'm missing.