Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Leave a message for a friend (selected 10 sentence)

Leave a message for a friend (selected 10 sentence)

1, I urinate frequently and you are still laughing at me.

Sing it to me and let you go if you are happy.

3, the color is unclear, still in the game.

4. Love comes from cheating, and feelings come from sleep.

Compliments are like chewing gum, you can chew them, but you can't swallow them.

6. Old man and old man, wife, wife and wife.

7. Do a good job, teach students well, make a good website, be a good writer and live a good life.

8. We sincerely pray that there are only a lot of year-end awards; Leadership emotional commitment: there is not much work in the new year.

9. Adversity is the cradle of life, tempering is the companion of success, frustration is the milk of talent, and failure is the cornerstone of victory.

10, people in the sun can't walk out of their own shadows, and people in the dark can't see their own shadows. As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line.