Stretcher joke

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1. There is a new router at home, which has the function of prohibiting surfing the Internet. In order to test, I set up a password-free network, and many people connected. And then block them one by one. That's so cool. I woke up in the morning and found that the motorcycle downstairs had been kicked down.

2. A drunk walked into a shop askew to buy a vase. Seeing an upside-down cup on the counter, I picked it up and looked at it. I said strangely, "Why does this vase have no mouth?" Turning the cup upside down, he said, "Why is there no bottom?" ? ! "

Last autumn, Gangzi returned to her hometown with her new girlfriend. His girlfriend is a city dweller and is curious about everything in the countryside. Especially when I saw a lot of soybeans in my neighbor's house, I shouted excitedly: Wow! Lots of joy beans!

Just after leaving the station, I met a boy in his early twenties, with something like a leaflet on his back and a schoolbag. I can't help but think of the scene of handing out leaflets outside in college, thinking that I must politely say thank you for handing out leaflets to me. I walked over and he handed it to me. Caught the "ten yuan and two Xie heatstroke prevention sticker." Is this the way the plot should go?

Yesterday, I passed the goldfish pond in front of the company restaurant, and I just saw a small goldfish jumping outside with its mouth open, so I picked it up and threw it into the pond. When I went home to chat with my wife, I casually talked about it. My wife complained, "I said you were a fool, why don't you ask for a villa!" "

6. I went shopping with my friends yesterday, and I wanted to go to the roadside to buy a cold drink on a hot day. Sister paper of soda fountain is chatting with a friend. The content is: "a person comes to buy lemonade every day, and I want to cry when I buy it." Look at me coming over and asking me what I want. I was embarrassed for two seconds and said, give me two lemonade ~

7. After graduating from a university, my classmate engaged in marketing for one year, tried to be admitted to the civil service and was assigned to the marriage registration office of the Civil Affairs Bureau. On his first day at work, he came early in the morning to register the newcomers. The man was very polite and gave him a pack of cigarettes and a pack of sugar. This classmate is very excited. He quickly went through the formalities, got up and shook hands and said politely, Welcome to come again next time. . .

8. One day, Xiaoming bought three bottles of juice to go home. On the way, I met A Shuang's mother and A Shuang, so Xiao Ming took a bottle of juice to A Shuang. Mom said, "Brother Xiaoming gave you juice. What do you want to say? " A Shuang looked at the juice and then said, "Where's the straw?"