It's my treat today. Please have fun.

Today is my treat. Please be happy. I hope you are lovely and happy.

Analysis: This sentence is a funny quotation copy, teasing others with a humorous tone.

Other funny quotations:

1, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, so plant cactus instead!

2. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

3. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

5, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

6. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.