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Children's holidays, parents' madness, funny talk.

1. Have a winter vacation and celebrate the Spring Festival. Nothing is more symbolic than firecrackers. Every Chinese New Year holiday, the first idea is to set off firecrackers. I feel itchy when I see colorful firecrackers in the street.

After finishing our homework in winter vacation, we can also play firecrackers and fireworks. Winter vacation and personal leave are both holidays that we especially want to take.

Since the holiday, my roommates haven't heard from me, sending messages and chatting in groups. I am as worried about them as farmers are about losing their pigs.

We had a winter vacation and were very happy. I am very happy because there are a few days to celebrate the New Year in winter vacation and I can get lucky money.

It's winter vacation, and I want to get a lot of lucky money, because we haven't relaxed this semester. After I get the lucky money, I will let my classmates and partners get together and treat everyone to dinner. I will buy French fries, potato chips, popcorn, hamburgers … so that everyone can eat enough, so that I can achieve it.

6. It's winter vacation, and our children are finally free, without the supervision of teachers, the discipline of parents, the "nagging" of grandparents and the rules of the school. This is really an ocean of children's joy!

7. The countdown to winter vacation begins! The classroom is crowded with people.

8. A few days ago, we had a winter vacation. I'm happy and worried. I'm glad I can have fun after the holiday, but I'm afraid there are many winter vacation homework waiting for me to do.