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Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.

Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha

Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

I spent my sedan chair in the theater-poor and happy.

The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.

Cow's menstrual blood cow circle.

Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.

Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.

Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.

The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)

Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder

As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official

Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind

Banana fruit-a heart

A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.

The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.

Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.

Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart

Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.

Bitch Fujian-insincere

The deflated suona-see how you blow it

Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Cover the table with a sheet because it is too big.

Change your robe into a sweatshirt-more than enough.

Picking peonies in hospital beds-longing for flowers.

If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.

Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

A peeled tree-not long.

A skinned toad-an immortal heart

Sitting in the hall with a toilet-a stolen (dirty) official

Kissing with a hat on ― not even close.

Put on your hat and umbrella ―― reinvent the wheel.

Wear a rain hat to enter the temple gate ―― pretend to be a big head ghost.

Stare at your eyes and bite your teeth ― hold a grudge.

Satin quilts are lined with linen ― they look different.

Taoist chanting-from the book

Monks make a scene-the tie between the devil and the earth

Taoists blow their horns ―― to scare ghosts.

The braid of pottery clay ―― pulled tightly.

Tao Tu was hit in the stomach ― he committed suicide.

Daodong's cage sleeves ―― What's your mouth?

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing ―― he was ill.

Dong Zhuo plays the story of Diusim ―― dying under a flower.

Set up an archway to sell Chinese dates ―― the business is not big, and the shelf is not small.

The eggshell acts as a cushion for the foot of the table ― it won't hold.

Eggshell Huang Dou doesn't matter ― what was the old price?

The flute has no eyes ― it doesn't work.

Sit down on the kang and cure the fan ―― fight the wind.

Turn the sesame seeds upside down ― it's hard to finish.

An upside-down vine ― its roots are on it.

Pour a bottle of spiced wine ―― bitter, spicy, sweet, sour and salty.

Riding a donkey backwards ―― look back.

Go fishing by riding a donkey backwards ―― take the dark road.

Pour vegetables into a plate, then mash them and grind them ―― knock on a solid (stone).

I can't help myself when I pour the oil bottle ― I'm too lazy.

Pour a basket of crabs ―― everyone has a hard hand, and everyone cuts them.

When parents die, they get married ― every man takes care of his children.

I fell into the wheat field ― I felt sick.

Shrimp fell into the boiling water pot ―― red eyes.

A fly that fell into a paste bowl ― it couldn't pull its legs out.

Block the cage and catch the chicken ― no one can escape.

Broken beads ― I can't lift them.

A frog with a broken leg ― can't get away.

A chair with a broken back ―― unreliable.

A pheasant with a broken wing ― can't fly.

A bird with a broken wing ―― can't fly high.

A toad with a broken leg ― can't jump very high.

A kite with a broken thread ―― without a trace.

A broken kite ―― I just want to be free, but I forgot to bury it underground.

A broken shuttle ―― exploiting loopholes in vain.

Toona sinensis with broken roots-difficult to germinate

A hoe with a broken handle is safe ― it has a handle.

A horse thief wears a cassock ―― framing others.

Take shelter from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it!

A lighted candle won't last long.

The double sound of ignition ― I jumped with anger.

Selling tofu on stage ― it's no big deal.

Selling crabs on stage ―― there are not many goods, and the gesture is not big.

(metaphor is aggressive on the surface, but empty and timid inside J.

The chicken baffle is used as a pot cover ―― heated by cold air.

A sickle stuck in my throat ― I can't swallow it and I can't spit it out.

Look in the mirror and scare yourself.

(metaphor is self-disturbing. )

A ball full of air ―― bounces high.

Defeated quail fights defeated chicken ―― you can't play.

Metaphor is a person who loses morale because of failure. )

Play lanterns, visit relatives and come tomorrow.

(1) metaphor things into the open. (2) Call a spade a spade and beat around the bush. )

Knocking gongs to sell sugar ―― line up.

Broken arm-crutch.

(Metaphor is talking and doing things to outsiders. )

Punch a swollen face and pretend to be fat ―― pretend to be rich.

Blowing your head is a slap in the face ― it's all over.

A good fishing net-how much attention is there?

(metaphor is very calculating. )

Kill the mouse and feed it to the cat ―― one is annoying and the other is fun.

(metaphor to offend one, to achieve one. )

Open the can and sprinkle with sugar ― as sweet as you want.

Look out through the nose and eyes after the injection ― it's shameful to underestimate.

(metaphor underestimates people, or looks down on people very much. )

Strike while the iron is hot ― it's no use lighting a fire.

Stone lions on Damen Day-in pairs.

Selling bamboo poles on the road is a long story.

See the devil in broad daylight ―― damn it!

Big cocks eat rice ―― countless.

Elephants drink water ― they are very generous.

Go to work with a big belly ~ ~ face it bravely

The Great Sage doesn't eat ―― it changes so fast.

Play the piano in the street ― you can listen or not.

Pedestrians in the street ― people come and go.

Traffic lights on the street ― everyone can see them.

Beggars in the street are untidy.

Set a fire in the hall and it will be full.

Guandi Temple was destroyed by the flood ―― panicked.

The younger brother of the prodigal son-the prodigal son

There are too many big characters.

Natural Phoenix-Come and go in a hurry

Wild geese fly in flocks.

Crab on the road-bullying

Drumming-sound is the human ear.

Spreading the wings of Dapeng-the future of Wan Li

The fire destroyed the ant nest ―― it was wiped out in one fell swoop.

Adult performances ― no kidding.

A leaf fell from a big tree ― it doesn't matter.

There is a picture on the gate ― a good name is there.

It is difficult to open fried noodles one by one in Taihō.

(metaphor tongue-tied, speechless. )

(metaphor in vain. ) more thunder and less rain bluffing.

Bird catching posture: turn a blind eye, turn a blind eye.

You can't kill a snake ―― the consequences are endless.

('Bi Yu I Xiao' must be clean and thorough in destroying the enemy, leaving no empty shell,) the consequences are unimaginable:

Open the coffin and shout for a thief ―― it's a terrible injustice.

("I was accused of something that should not be, or unfair. , stay.

Let's get this straight.

("Jasper doesn't need to hide, it's straightforward") &ii. )

Knocked over the five-flavor bottle ―― everything, sweet, sour, spicy and salty.

The metaphor is complicated and it is difficult to say it at once. )

Look up in the eyes of the sea.

("Bi Yu's vision is high, and he pays something useful. , people. )

The arrow from the bullet will never look back.

Miss the target ~ miss the heart

That bird didn't hit it right. Fly) also

The mowers worship stone statues-bullying the weak and fearing the hard.

My phone is busy ― I can't get through.

Hit the snake seven inches and one inch ~ attack its key point

The ball filled with gas jumped three feet high.

The inflated balloon will explode sooner or later.

Big face makeup ~ beyond recognition

A big face knife ~ shows prestige

There is as much water in the sea as you want.

A drop of water in the sea ― it's very small.

A drop of water in the sea-not much with you, not much without you.

The dog said the lantern was hanging on the door-look at the door.

The flood washed away the Longwang Temple-the family didn't know each other.

(Metaphorically, our own people have contradictions and misunderstandings because they don't know each other.

Look at the Gregorian calendar on New Year's Eve ―― there are no days.

Metaphor is over. )

On the first day of the cart, the poor get together.

Dogs have a dozen lanterns at the beginning of each year.

(figuratively speaking, it is an old habit every year.

Happy new year on the first day of the cart ~ ~ hello, I'm fine.

(metaphor does not want to offend people J.

On New Year's Eve, I read an almanac ―― six children long.

Catch rabbits on New Year's Day ―― You can celebrate the New Year without rabbits.

) metaphor is not enough, and the increase or decrease will not affect the overall situation. )

Lohan in Buddhist Temple-Covered in mud

(figuratively speaking, there is only appearance, and there is no real talent and learning.

One or two parts of the giant Buddha in the Big Buddha Temple are completely dressed up.

The big girl's swollen face is ugly

(metaphor make a fool of yourself in public. Ugly and ugly. )

Walking the tightrope with a big belly ―― taking risks with a neck.

There is no choice but to take risks. )

Wear a fur coat on a hot day ― not the right time.

(Metaphor is out of place. )

Elephant's ass-can't be pushed.

(metaphor is extremely stubborn and conservative. )

The radish went into the vegetable cellar ― it's gone.

Wild geese eat lotus branches ―― Straighten their necks.

(1) Bi Yu craned his neck because of panic; Stretch one's neck with rapt attention

Son. )

Stir-fried chicken feet with prawns ―― Roll your legs and bow your waist.

(metaphor is humble and condescending. )

The thumb itches up and down

For example, do what you are told. )

It's the first time for a big girl to get on a sedan chair.

Look at the dowry, big girl-a man with only a few days.

A big girl marries a eunuch ―― she enjoys happiness and suffers.

Big girls sew dolls' clothes ― it's always useful.

The Great Wood of Masters-Bureaucrats (Documents)

Electric lights are hung on the big pagoda tree ―― it is famous (bright) in all directions.

A big tree has rafters ― cut it short.

Use garlic sprouts as pillows ―― dizzy (or dizzy).

Swimming in a cesspool ―― I'm really not afraid of death (shit).

Lohan in Buddhist Temple-Covered in mud

Spacing coptis chinensis with a shovel-irony

Taihō blew down that beautiful flag-it was a bad start. "

Beating wheat in rainy days ―― it's hard to finish.

Elephant's ass-can't be pushed.

The big ship sailed into the river ― it ran aground.

Sail in the sea ― you can't touch the edge.

The water in the sea-it's too salty wherever you go.

The brick outside the door was kicked out.

The rooster is on the stage ―― Who is more beautiful than you?

Dog face and beard-fake.

Those geese followed the plane ― they fell behind.

Tie a calf to the back of the car-residual poison (with calf)

Thumb digging ears can't get in.

The master beat eggs one by one.

Set off firecrackers at midnight on New Year's Eve ― no flowers fall.

Maritime navigation and grassland grazing ―― Random talk.

The elephant catches the phoenix, but his eyes are high and his eyes are low.

It's snowing in Taihō ― it's windy.

Matchmaking covers everything-all lies (pornography).

Cocks fight ― it's all about the mouth.

Lohan with a big belly plays Guanyin ―― turning a blind eye.

You can't have children with a big belly ― you have a bad reputation.

A pregnant wife is riding a donkey ―― not in front, not in the back.

Draw a tiger on your knee ― you can't scare anyone.

Elephants walk steadily.

Elephants catch fleas ― it's hard to be strong.

A big girl doesn't want her husband's family ~ cheating

Big girls look forward to their daughters ― it's too early.

Born by a big girl ― it's disgusting.

There is no handle in the wardrobe.

The eldest daughter got into the sedan chair ―― rub it slowly.

Big girl begging ―― Die hard Rowen.

A big girl wants her husband's family ― it's hard to say.

Big pine trees are used as firewood-a small use for dogs.

Malt is a good material for making caramel.

A big ship is carrying the sun ―― barely crossing it.

Big feet wear small shoes ~ ~ money is tight (front)

Bayonet the cannon ― any distance will do.

The eldest daughter cuts diapers ― she uses them in her spare time.

Stir-fried chicken feet with shrimp ―― cramping and bending over.

Hemp seeds are fed to sparrows ―― feed sparrows and one will run away.

Hold a rotten watermelon on a hot day ―― I can't bear to throw it away.

The elephant's ass can't be pushed.

Snow falls on the sea ― you can see it, but you can't touch it.

Bigfoot woman-can't take small steps.

Donkeys on the road ―― If you don't ride, I will.

Swimming in a cesspit ―― not afraid of death (shit)

Hit the crab with a big stone ―― bully people by force.

Master, get off the sedan chair-no (step).

Sparrows on Dongting Lake ―― How many big storms have you seen?

Walking a tightrope on Dongting Lake ― what luck.

The snake in the hole ― I don't know how long it is.

A turtle in a hole ―― not afraid of being scared.

Catch Monopterus albus at the mouth of the cave ―― as soon as it comes out.

Idiots help ―― the more you help, the more you help.

Metaphor helps. )

Tiger with Siu Chu ―― Pretending to read Tommy.

(metaphor pretends to be kind. )

Don't smoke ― pretend to be playing.

Kiss with a hat on ―― just a hat.

Black veil plays cotton-an official with a bow (merit)

Put on your mask and walk to the coffin ―― shame on you!

Kissing with a mask ― it's not sentimental.

Walking in the street with a mask ~ shy of meeting people.

Kiss with a mask ~ every other layer

Bow with a hat on ― isn't that polite?

Wear an oversized hat and shoes ― top-heavy.

Wear earrings to draw eyebrows ~ refreshing

Laura with mud)-a little rustic.

A tigress with a cub ―― unusually fierce.

Take your wife on a business trip ― whether it's business or private.

Go out to sea with a lifebuoy ― be prepared.

Kangaroo skills will jump in the future.

Singles are allocated a room ―― their own family.

A bicycle chased a car and followed at a distance.

One day in cross talk, one person has the final say.

A poisonous snake spits out its heart-it hurts people in the sun.

Catch the snake and stare at the bird-hit (catch) repeatedly

Snake's tongue-the only part (mold) is divided into two parts (core).

The tooth bee needle of a moldy snake is the most poisonous.

The poisonous snake's teeth are covered with bee needles.

Face to face is a person, behind is a ghost ~ one yang and one yin.

Wash the onions face to face-spread them out layer by layer.

) figuratively speaking, he made it clear that J.

First shot-will live in the hood.

(metaphor gives people a problem and makes people embarrassed. )

The children were thrown out of the pawnshop ― they can't be taken seriously.

(metaphor for abusing people. )

The somersault on the tip of the knife is life-threatening.

Metaphor is doing risky things. )

Punch a hole in the tip of a knife ― it doesn't hold water.

I can't stay any longer. )

Stand at attention at the tip of the knife ― it doesn't hold water.

Beijing opera blues can't use a knife and a gun ― it's just a hollow reputation.

A sword and a horse can't make a sword and a gun ―― Idiot (Dan)

Eat sugar cane upside down ― it's sweeter every time.

Eat sugar cane upside down ― the sweet spot is at the back.

Pouring garlic mallets-only a few

When you reach the top of the mountain, you want to go to heaven ― you are insatiable.

Buy onions in a restaurant ― not necessarily for you.

Metaphor has gone the wrong way and failed to achieve the expected purpose. )

Go to the police station and return things to their owners.

A metaphor for finding something lost. )

Scarecrow saves lives ―― it's hard to protect yourself.

Metaphor can't even protect yourself, let alone others. )

Stick to the paddy field-take retreat as progress

Sticking to the rice fields ―― coming from behind.

Working in rice fields ―― shuffling.

The stone is buried in the straw pile ― soft and hard.

Texan Braised Chicken ―― Shrinking the neck and nailing the leg.

The lamp grass hit the fence ― there was nothing.

The rush rubs against the rope ― it won't tighten.

The lamp grass takes the pontoon bridge ― you can't walk.

Crutches at intersections-not main (rear)

Juncus is very picky ― it's too soft.

Lights hang over the restaurant ― many people don't eat.

Lanterns go to the market ―― stare in vain.

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