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Under the golden coat: What jokes did women make when they disguised as men this summer?

Ancient women were in a low position and were bound by three obedience and four virtues. But some women will choose women's clothes and men's clothes for convenience and go out to do business. Although it is convenient to do things, they often joke.

Yuan, the heroine of the TV series Under the Golden Clothes, is a six-door catcher this summer. She is careless, and she often dresses up as a woman to investigate cases for the convenience of handling cases. There are more visits here and there, which naturally causes many jokes. Let's have a look!

1, my cousin secretly promised.

This summer, I went to Jiangnan with Lord Lu to investigate a case and saved a good woman who was molested in the street. This woman is Lu Yi's cousin miner. We will definitely think that, in this case, mins should like Master Lu, who combines money, power and land, instead of looking at no one this summer. Min is not that powerful. Unconsciously, she fell in love with this summer, but this summer she didn't know. Saved Minr at the racetrack, strengthened Minr's love for this summer, and decided to confess to it. But this summer I didn't find a chance to explain why, so that later Miner knew the truth and hated this summer. All kinds of revenge this summer are the same thing, which makes Lord Lu and enough paper in this summer burst, indicating their intentions.

2. others feel ugly.

I don't know if you have noticed, but in "Under the Golden Clothes" this summer, people have always said that her qualifications are not good. Maybe she often dresses up as a woman, just like a woman now, and doesn't like dressing up. She looks a little rude. Once on the boat of Yan Gongzi, our master Lu was fascinated by her dress this summer, which really attracted people's attention. Master Lu took the opportunity to sleep in the same bed that night. Of course, it's just sleeping. After all, Lord Lu is a man of measure, so he won't be so irrational. He only pretended to make out with others this summer. Another time, if you want to steal your hand back this summer, you will go to the brothel to play the girl based on flowers. Exquisite makeup and superb graceful and restrained skills suddenly attracted the attention of Master Lu, but Master Lu, who has always been steady, got started directly. Maybe this summer is too beautiful. It is said that there are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women. As long as we dress up well, our summer is also charming and there are many suitors.

3. Hide your identity.

This summer, I went to the granddaughter of the former Prime Minister and the daughter of the Xia family. The Xia family was framed and destroyed because of political struggle, and this Xia is the only surviving descendant. Later in these years, in order to completely break the Xia family's posterior approach, Yan family and others also privately looked for this summer. And this summer, disguised as a man, she also deceived the enemy's search and protected herself.

"Under the Golden Clothes" This summer's men's wear is also heroic and charming, but it has caused a romantic debt and almost killed itself. It is not easy to be a woman disguised as a man. Obviously, I want to keep a low profile, but I have been made very high-profile, and my baby is also suffering this summer. I was careless this summer, and I was completely buddies when I got along with Dayang. I am an innocent girl in front of my sweetheart, Lord Lu. The coquettish Yuan is really cute this summer. No wonder Lord Lu likes it.

In this small series, I also hope to be with Lu Daren this summer. Really full of CP, eating a full stomach of dog food.