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Seven minutes of children's stories
A farmer, who has only been in junior high school for two years, has no money to go to school at home. He dropped out of school and went home to help his father cultivate three acres of thin land. /kloc-when he was 0/9 years old, his father died, and the burden of his family was all on his shoulders. He must take care of his poor mother and grandmother who is paralyzed in bed.
In the 1980s, farmland was contracted to households. He dug a puddle in the pond and wanted to raise fish. However, the village cadres told him that fish could not be raised in the paddy field, but crops could only be planted, so the pond had to be filled up. It became a joke. In others' eyes, he is a silly man who wants to get rich.
I heard that raising chickens can make money, so he borrowed 500 yuan from his relatives and raised chickens. But after a flood, the chickens got chicken plague and all died within a few days. 500 yuan may be nothing to others, but it is astronomical to a family living on only three acres of wasteland. His mother couldn't bear the stimulation and died of depression.
Later, he made wine, caught fish and even helped people dig holes in the cliff of the stone mine ... but he didn't make any money.
At the age of 35, he had not married. Even divorced women with children despise him. Because he has only one adobe house, it may collapse at any time after a heavy rain. No one looks down on a man who can't get a wife in the countryside.
But he still wanted to take a chance, so he borrowed money to buy a tractor. Unexpectedly, less than half a month on the road, this tractor took him to a river. He broke a leg and became lame. The tractor that was salvaged has become fragments, so he had to take it apart and sell it as scrap iron.
Almost everyone said that his life was over.
But later he became the boss of a company in my city, with assets of 200 million. Now, many people know his bitter past and legendary entrepreneurial experience. He has been interviewed by many media and described in many reports. But I only remember this plot-
The reporter asked him, "Why did you never back down again and again in the hard days?"
He sat behind the big and luxurious boss's desk, drinking a glass of water in his hand. Then, he held the glass cup in his hand and asked the reporter, "What will happen to this cup if I let go?"
The reporter said: "It fell to the ground and broke."
"Then let's try." He said.
As soon as his hand was released, the cup fell to the ground, making a crisp sound, but it was not broken, but intact. He said: "Even if there are 10 people present, they will think that this cup will definitely break. However, this cup is not an ordinary glass, but made of FRP. "
Then, I remembered this classic and wonderful dialogue. Such a person, even if he has only one breath, will try to hold the hand of success, unless God takes away his life …
Twenty-five, machine meeting
A, a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, feels that his ambition has not been appreciated by his superiors. He often thinks: If only one day he could meet his boss and have a chance to show his talents! !
A's colleague B has the same idea. He went one step further and asked the boss when he got to and from work and figured out when he got into the elevator. He also took the elevator at this time, hoping to meet his boss and say hello.
Their colleague c went further. He learned about the boss's struggle in detail, made clear the school where the boss graduated, his interpersonal style and his concerns, carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks, took the elevator at the calculated time, and greeted the boss several times. Finally, he had a long talk with the boss one day and soon won a better position.
Fools miss opportunities, wise men seize opportunities, and winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only given to those who are prepared, and the word "preparation" is not just talk.
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