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Do a super funny brain teaser and joke ... a naked man sitting on a stone. -type a word (throw eggs at the stone)

Do you know what color Spider-Man is? Red, wrong is white. Look at Spider-Man's English: spider man.

Why did Xiaoming fall? Please think twice, ................................, because the floor is slippery.

After the party, a group of animals rushed into the 7- 1 1 convenience store to buy things. Because of the noise, the clerk beat them out, but left the lamb alone in the shop. Why? Convenience stores don't close for 24 hours. .........

If there is a car, Xiaoming sits in the driver's seat, Xiaohong sits behind him and Xiaohua sits next to him. Whose car is that? Answer: If so.

Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C because A is lower than C (ABCD).

3. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak are walking on the road.

Why not say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

4. What is unknown, but you don't know me? Answer: My sole is broken.

5. Where do red beans come from? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

6. Who is Feng's child? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

7. Xiaoming jumped off the plane at high speed. Why isn't he hurt? Answer: Because he is dead.

Are there any funny jokes or brain teasers? 1. One day, while waiting for Texaco, my boyfriend's sister saw a car parked in front and stepped forward. When it was opened, it said "xx Apartment" on the carriage. The driver looked at her with puzzled eyes. She felt bad and looked at the roof quickly, only to find that there was no Texaco card on the roof. . .

2. Funeral home clerk: "I heard that this gentleman was killed by lightning. Why does his body smile so brightly? "

Family members: "Hey! It's all that lightning! . . . He thought people were going to take pictures of him! "

The wife of Socrates, a famous Greek philosopher, is a fiery woman. She always swears and swears.

One day, as soon as Socrates entered the house, he felt very confused. His wife nagged at him and then swore at him. His words were unbearable. Socrates was used to all this, so he sat and smoked. At this time, his wife was even more angry when she saw that he ignored herself. She didn't hit, picked up a basin of water and splashed it on her face. Suddenly, Socrates was soaked to the skin.

The neighbor next to him asked in wonder, "Why didn't your wife scold you just now?" Socrates said unhurriedly, "I know there will be a downpour after a flash of lightning."

1. What did a fat man become when he fell from the upstairs?

2. What does an egg look like when it falls from upstairs and turns twice in the air and falls to the ground?

What's the difference between a person falling from the second floor and the twentieth floor?

4. 1=5 2=25 3= 125 4=625 5=?

Answer:

1. Fat guy

2. Bad guys

Knock/knock ...........

4.5= 1

5. What animal slips most easily?

Answer: the fox (because it is very cunning (slippery))

Please send a funny brain teaser 10 ~ 0 1 prepared bear (here comes the bear).

The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)

What kind of bat doesn't need to rest and be untidy (bat)

It's amazing that a person is painted gold (a golden person)

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

Don't drop your mobile phone in the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

Dogs can't bark when crossing a wooden bridge, and they never forget anything.

Bees stop on the calendar. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)

10 Kill two birds with one stone

1 1 A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12 A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down.

13 painters prefer to draw thick ropes to draw thin ropes.

14 Love at first sight for the piano under construction (piano under construction)

15 eating with chopsticks is very popular (chopsticks are for people)

16 chicken-duck dialogue: chicken and duck talk.

17 got all 101.

18 There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold and one is squatting in the pigsty (one sheep is squatting wrong).

19 the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said "hello", and obeyed Yin (the sheep called the eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1 Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? Bing bing you Li

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)

Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

How to make sparrows quiet? Press it (mute)

3 1 How to make things bigger? (It's cold) Endurance is great.

What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (I can't believe it. Please read ?ㄤ)

How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep's heads at the door (selling dog meat by hanging sheep's heads)

Why do you tell a cold joke three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)

Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like "cats"? box

How much do 40 stars weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

4 1 What will happen after Miller of the electric motorcade dies? Maitreya

Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (it's too much to play ~ ~) because "eight is below seven"

Why can't you see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)

What exercise do you want to do with your back? (This is more skirts) Jane sports.

Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

Why are icebergs "horns"? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

Why don't men go out? Because you go out, you become a "layman"

What are some funny brain teasers? Who is busy working all day?

Answer: a ballet dancer.

There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

What is the most difficult problem in the world?

Answer: That's the question.

thank you

What's the funny brain teaser? This thing is very strange. The more washed, the more muddy. It's clean without washing. You can't eat it after washing it. Get something to eat.

What are some funny brain teasers? Q: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you play idioms?

The truth came out.

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

Pear (ion) perm

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why? Because he can't see his fingers.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

Or a robot cat

Why? Because he always gives people a helping hand.

Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

A: Betel nut

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

Q: What animal is the owner?

A: Pigs, because pigs (pearls) are experts.

Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

Q: A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! What's the name of that tree?

Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree)

Q: Is the white horse called white? Dark horses are called dark horses, and black and white horses are called zebras. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?

A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.

Q: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became.

A: Cotton swabs, because there is a bandage on your head.

Q: Why do silkworm babies have money?

A: Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal).

Q: What is God's vehicle?

Magic (riding) baby

Q: Xiaobai, Huang Xiao and Xiaolan all have long-distance buses. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).

Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife?

My surname is Chen, because I am human.

Q: What line do monkeys hate most?

Answer: Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas).

Q: Which historical figures are the most embarrassed?

A: Su Wu-Suwu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).

Q: Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won. (Name a food)

Answer: Chocolate bar.

Q: Chocolate and eggs fight, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

Answer: Chocolate bar.

Q: Chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. (Name a food again)

Answer: Tomato and egg noodles.

Q: Chocolate and eggs fought again and chocolate won again. (Name the food again)

A: Egg crisp (lose)

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

rabbit

Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast.

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

Rabbit bar

A: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

The big uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle, saying that the fourth uncle was cheated out of the 100 yuan that the seventh uncle put in the eighth uncle's cupboard by the fifth uncle. Excuse me, who is the thief?