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This isn't what? It's all because of my father's kindness.
Touming is not the first name, because my father has a good reputation. "The first name is not the first, because my father has a good reputation" comes from the exercise "Reading Comprehension" in the second volume of Chinese in the fifth grade of primary school. The complete story is: At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and cicadas suddenly sounded in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada tickled his head and scratched it a few times, and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he disqualified Zhang for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan knew his name, and superstition lost his reputation. ".
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