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Very interesting phrase. Take it away.

1, girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules …

2, the so-called beauty, three-point appearance and seven-point dressing, the so-called temperament, three-point talent and seven-point pretending, the so-called gentleness, three-point tolerance and seven-point depression.

3. If you want to make chopsticks, you won't be lonely!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

I didn't leave my grandfather here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

6, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

7. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

8. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

9. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

10, I miss you so much that I can't eat. That's disgusting!

1 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

12. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

13, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

14, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

15, fell down, got up and cried ~ ~ ~

16, keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

17, how to lose weight without eating?

18, sorry to make you laugh.

19, I can resist anything but temptation. ...

I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

2 1, lit a cigarette and smoked loneliness. ...

22. It's not that you don't laugh. When you laugh, the powder falls off!

23, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

24. If you can't tie my heart, don't call me playboy!

25, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

28. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

29. Don't come to me for nothing and don't come to me for everything!

30. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

3 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

32. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

33. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

34, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

35. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

36. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

37. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

38. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

39. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

40. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

4 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

43. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

44. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

45, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

46. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

47. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

48. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

49. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

50. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

5 1. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

52. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

53. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, where they were all burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

54. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

A synonym for hurry.

Chinese pronunciation: urgent [g m 4 n j ǐ n]

Explanation of words: seize the time without delay; Hurry up, hurry up.

Synonym: hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, immediately, hurry up, immediately.

Make sentences quickly.

1, it's late at night. Go home and wash and sleep quickly. All the fish in the fish tank are asleep.

You will be late soon, so eat breakfast quickly, or it will be too late, grandma said loudly.

We must hurry, or it will rain again later.

The teacher is coming, sit down quickly.

I ran over quickly, only to know it was a prank, and I got angry at that time.

There is a lot of homework today. I will do it as soon as I get home.

Come to my office quickly, I have something to discuss with you.

Let's finish our homework and go out to play together!

9. The exam is coming, so hurry home and review!

10, my mother told me to do my homework quickly!

1 1. Finish your homework before you go out to play, or you will do your homework all day today.

12 Please call your mother at once. She seems to have something urgent for you.

Make sentences with synonyms of "hurry"

Hurriedly: I quickly picked up the cup that fell to the ground, for fear that my father would be scolded if he saw it.

Urgent: the book slipped from the table and Xiaohua rushed to catch it.

Hurry up: I can't lift a bucket of water. Mom, please come and help me.

Immediately: It's cloudy, and it's going to rain heavily.

As soon as he heard that something had happened at home, he hurried home.

Immediately: A big footprint consisting of fireworks immediately appeared over the Bird's Nest.

Extended reading: learn to distinguish and use synonyms correctly

1, synonym explanation: synonyms refer to words with similar or identical meanings. Synonyms have similar meanings and synonyms have the same meaning. )

2. There are various subtle differences between synonyms and synonyms, which can be distinguished from the aspects of meaning, color and function.

3. Many synonyms express similar meanings, but the actual meanings are different. For example, reservation and reservation, both of which have the meaning of pre-agreement. Appointment refers to pre-agreement or agreement, mostly to control abstract things, such as scheduled financing plan, forward route, scheduled annual fiscal deficit, etc. Reservation refers to the purchase agreed in advance, and its follow-up objects are commodities and other specific things, such as booking milk, rooms, newspapers and so on.

4. Distinguish from the emotional color: For example, the emotional colors of the three words of result, result and consequence are: praise, middle and derogatory. It is also a way to distinguish different styles of writing, such as walking and walking, chatting and talking.

Some words look very similar and are generally called synonyms. In fact, few words have the same meaning and usage. The differences between them are often subtle, but this is a proof of the richness and accuracy of our language. When we cherish our language, we should always pay attention to the meaning and usage of words, and when we write, we should choose them carefully. When you can't decide, look it up in the dictionary.

6. Words are like elves. As long as you make good use of them, they will have unexpected effects. Therefore, whether speaking or writing, we should make good use of words. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language glow with vitality and brilliance.

Forget it. Forget it. Tell me about it.

Maybe it's really inappropriate. Why force yourself again? Hurt and jealous. Is it necessary? Forget it. Forget it.

Forget it. Forget it. Tell me about it.

First, I think I'd better forget it and forget about her. Don't worry about it unnecessarily. I think I'd better forget it. Treat acquaintance as a joke

Second, forget it, just forget it, let it go, it's no use thinking about it. One day, someone will be willing to hold your hand and take you where you want to go.

Third, what I have been thinking about for a long time is just the feeling of my initial heart. Forget it, forget it, forget it.

Fourth, the past is over, not to mention it has been so long, don't take any chances! We still have a long way to go, forget it, forget it!

I have exhausted my strength and no longer trust. Forget it, forget it.

6. Hi, I miss you again. My heart refused, my mind was out of control, all because we were so beautiful at the beginning, and we were still lingering in the end. There are too many memories everywhere. From the beginning of the game to the end of the seriousness, we must put it down. Forget it, forget it, the serious "love distractions" from the beginning to the end of the game.

It takes only one second to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone! In fact, the outcome is not necessarily, so why lie to yourself. No, I want to live like myself, don't bother, try everything without you, don't live so miserable, people still live well without you. Forget it, forget it, try every means to get something that doesn't belong to me, put everything down, put everything down.

I am afraid of loneliness. Loneliness always reminds me of her who no longer loves me. I long for loneliness, and her bit by bit in loneliness makes my heart ache. I am lonely. Without her, my friend is happy, my face is cheerful and my heart is lonely. I love loneliness, so be it. Lonely love will accompany me all my life, that's all. Lonely me, for the rest of her happy life. Forget it, forget it. Don't be stupid all your life.

Nine, time has changed, no one can reverse it. Forget the people you can't get, forget the helpless things.

Ten, forget it, forget it. If you forget, you can't forget, you can't get it. I don't know what I'm struggling with or what I'm waiting for. It's time to end this story, or just convince yourself. The rest of my life is too long.

I feel a little sorry for myself, but there must be something hateful about the poor. Forget it, the sun will still be there tomorrow, forget it.

The fact is that people are forgetful. If you don't meet and contact for a long time, no matter how good the relationship is, the feelings will fade. Occasionally, I think of a good relationship before, and I want to say hello in my heart, but I haven't contacted you for a long time. Have people forgotten me? Even if I don't ask, it may be annoying to bother you rashly, right? Why put a hot face on a cold ass? Forget it!

Thirteen, sometimes it's almost crazy and disgusting. Forget it, forget it. Do you really have to wait until the tenth year to evolve? No, for eight years, a persistent thought turned into anger.

Fourteen, a moment of goodwill, there is no need to exaggerate it into love, and you start to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss before you start. Break it, forget it, forget it, end it, don't miss it, it's all over.

Fifteen, forget it, forget it, forget it! From now on, focus on money, not feelings. In September, I am coming!

Sixteen, two people miss each other is called love. It's mean to think of yourself blindly. I miss you in the world of mortals and touched many people's hearts. How many people have been delayed by a reluctant word; How many people's hearts were touched when I left. I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, and many people are disappointed. Forget it, how much hard work has gone up in smoke. My blessing to you contains a lot of disappointment. Forget it, how much helplessness and sadness it contains. Cherish the people around you who care about you, because we will never meet again in the next life! Practice for a thousand years and change your life. If you don't come without debt, you won't get together. If we don't owe each other, how can we meet?

Seventeen, time has changed, and no one can reverse it. Forget the people you can't get, forget the helpless things.

19. Forget the happiness I once had. I know you don't belong to me. Forget it. I used to be happy with you, and I was with you bit by bit. Forget it. Your leaving taught me how to face the blow. I don't know why I still love you, but I want to thank you, because you let me know what heartache is like and what it feels like. You know, it's a strange feeling. But my heart has been taken away by you. Who did you give your love to? I shed tears for you in my heart. Thinking of your heartbreak, I often advise myself, forget it, forget it, or I can't learn to let go.

Twenty, forget it, forget it, even if I love you again, even if I can't let you go, you don't need me to be nice to you, and you are so afraid that I will bother you, so I have to choose to leave your world and never bother you again. Maybe this is the last thing I can do for you. Goodbye, my favorite person, the person who can control my emotions, only you, and only this moment, I have decided.

I can't wait for you to be cheated and played after you leave me. Love a purposeful person in the future, and then can't sleep at night. All I think about is my good, but you are my favorite person. How can I make you sad and experience the pain I have experienced again? Forget it. The idea of going deep into the bone marrow is hard to bear. You'd better not experience it

Twenty-two, barely together, always tired. Ruthless, let it be, forget it, let it be, forget it, forget it, but why are there tears? This is obviously a decision that has been brewing in my heart for a long time.

Twenty-three, time is really good medicine. It was so painful two years ago, but now it is somewhat relieved. Forget it, forget it, put it down. I didn't get it before, but now I don't want it. I have experienced it twice before and hope to meet it once in my life.

24. Dream on. Forget it. Do you remember what you once said? As long as you are with me, even if you wander around the world, we always tell the truth. If it weren't for me, I wouldn't be stupid again. I didn't expect your love to be so fake. I struggled after the injury. Forget it. Forget it. Let's put our feelings down. Love is gone. My heart is broken and scarred forever. Forget it. Forget it. That's the punishment we deserve. Maybe it's time to end.

Twenty-five, times have changed and no one can reverse it. Forget the people you can't get, forget the helpless things.

26, look down at my big round face. Forget it, forget it, that's it. It's no use thinking about it. Don't force it if it's not mine.

Collect these mood phrases quickly, and don't let yourself regret it.

1. One day, you will live the life you like and turn all your scars into medals.

2. Go to sleep gently, forget the past, let go of today, maybe it's waiting, maybe it's fate, you are half-awake and comfortable in this world, if you are a water lily; Fluttering face, unaccustomed burden, unintentional guidance, maybe looking for it, maybe indifferent, you seem to be between heaven and earth, like smoke.

3. Hold a few sunshine to wash your face and squeeze a morning dew brush to brush your teeth; Have a bowl of blue sky for breakfast and pick some leaves of bubble tea. Life can be such a myth; I hope you can doodle like this.

The mountain is high and the road is long. I'm looking for a paradise, but it's a little shaky. Shui Han, Feng Xiao, I smiled bitterly. Today's karma is very confusing. There is a meteor moving in the summer night sky. A vagrant, not a person. The city is silent in the middle of the night. It's not sleep, it's a dream.

5. Suffering nourishes people. Swallow the curse and turn it into strength.

6. Without you, there would be no one, leaving all the beauty; Never travel far, never fly high, come and go only once. It is rare to be deeply drunk without asking anyone to understand or accompany you; Don't pursue right and wrong, don't talk about right and wrong, after all, there is no regret in my heart. If you are not a fish, how can you enjoy it? You are not an even number, but you know my heart. The world is vast, and thousands of feelings are innocent; The world of mortals is rolling, and countless clouds are turned into dust.

7. Time can afford us, but we can't afford it. If you can afford hard times, don't live too comfortably. Don't be too brave if you can't afford to suffer.

8. Sometimes, happiness is not how much you have, but how much you can find; Pain is not how much you can bear, but how much you can put down; Love is not how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate; Life is not how much you can achieve, but how much you can do well.

9. Time is like a lost dream. Sometimes we are inextricably linked in the dream or beyond. Time is like a ruthless blade, and everyone's face will be engraved with traces; Time is like a pair of eyes for knowledge, in which we gradually understand life. Time is also like a historical curse, people who repeatedly interpret sad and happy stories from generation to generation.

10. If the heart is trapped, the world is full of cages; Peace of mind, the dwarf tile house is also a paradise.

1 1. The world is really small, as if you don't know who you will meet when you turn around; The world is really big, as if turning around and not knowing who will disappear.

12. I think the so-called loneliness is the person you are facing, and his emotions are not on the same frequency as yours.

13. Life is like a dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.

14. You are afraid of something, but do it anyway. That's courage.

15. Bitterness and humor are two different things, being outspoken and frank are two different things, being uneducated and casual are two different things, and being indifferent and honest and frank are two different things.

16. I lost many friends. Because I am not good at talking, I haven't contacted for a long time, and they gradually made new friends and never met again. Please don't think I'm cold and aloof. Don't think that I like the new and hate the old. I'm just afraid that opening my mouth will turn into a sad ceremony, but I still believe that at that time, we were all a ray of light in each other's lives. If one day we become strangers, let's get to know each other again.

17. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.

18. Before getting up every day, you have two choices, either continue to lie down and dream your unfinished dream, or pull off the quilt to finish your unfinished dream.

19. Someone once said, "Boil the cold water spilled on you before pouring it back." But I prefer to be a person like Lyme. The more someone throws cold water on me, the more my life boils!

20. The more you know, the less you care, the more you experience, the less you complain, the more you are carefree and the more you are melodramatic.

2 1. You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I wish I was.

22. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

23. As soon as others pay attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is honesty, but it is loneliness.

24. The common fault of some people is that it is easy to see others, but it is not easy to see themselves. We can carefully consider other people's problems, but we can take a cursory look at our own problems. A selfish heart will naturally cultivate a pair of selfish eyes, a caring lifestyle, and an attitude of being keen on telling people right and wrong behind their backs. I despise others all my life. On the other hand, I have never seen myself clearly.

25. A strong man can only save himself, and a great man can save others.

26. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Love is like this, so is friendship.

27. There is no other choice. All your options are right. It's like human feelings. There is no need to assume, because no matter how you assume, it is untenable.

28. The tearful eyes are brighter and the bleeding heart is stronger.

29. A good person is like a ray of light. I've been with them for a long time, and I never want to go back to the darkness.

30. Sometimes people are like this. When something big happens, they will endure, and they will endure. When they hear a word of comfort from people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.

3 1. No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing fingers behind your back. There is no need to scold anyone, and there is no need to slap anyone. They are not necessarily bad people, they just don't understand your lifestyle.

32. We should do what we want to do as soon as we think of it; Because people's minds will change, there will be as many hesitations and delays as tongues, hands and accidents.

33. Positive energy is not heartless, it is not forced to smile, and it is not clean when others are dirty. It is kindness in tears, a person's belief in going forward bravely, and the courage to rebuild after breaking.

34. Most of life is waiting! Wait for the bus! Wait for the letter! Wait until the rain stops! Wait for the green light! When the wind comes! Wait until dawn! Wait for someone! Even waiting to die.

The process of shaping yourself is painful, but please believe that you will gain a better self.