100 jokes that will make you laugh to death

The jokes that can make people laugh to death are as follows:

1. Although the results of the top students made me stunned, the speed at which I handed in the paper definitely made the top students stunned.

2. Being downcast makes you look short and fat, while being proud makes you look taller. This is the most inspiring saying I have ever heard.

3. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I just let it go.

4. I want to eat you just looking at you. I can never resist your fragrance, my dear braised pork.

5. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to be with me?

6. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one took me seriously.

7. As a mature person, I only do things like not eating out of anger after eating.

8. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

9. Is there such a person that you once thought about like crazy, but now you try your best to forget about it?

10. The grass is bearing its seeds, and the wind is shaking its leaves. We stood there, not talking, and it was very beautiful.

11. What should you do if you encounter something in life? Resolutely support all his views and cultivate him into a great person.

12. Time is like high-quality paper towels. It is always used in large quantities, but I don’t know where it is used.

13. I have learned not to take the initiative to provoke others, but it does not mean that I am at the mercy of others. I'm kind, but I'm also cruel.

14. Walk into a KFC, order a cup of Coke, sit down, and watch the men and women passing by outside the window.

15. If you say a person doesn’t complain when playing games, then how noble must he be in life?

16. Every time the aunt in the cafeteria hears that get out of class is over, Zero will say silently: The enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

17. We don’t understand what surrender means, and there is no destiny. We are born to make a comeback.

18. I once tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but in the end, tears flowed out of my eyes with the smile.

19. Yuelao, can you stop using inferior threads to hold me? They break every now and then.

20. Some people eat from the bowl and think about what’s in the pot, but I don’t. I always eat from the pot.