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A simple love story that stirs and crushes the soul in the ignorant period

(1) homophonic version

A love story in the countryside tickled the girl's heart in an ambiguous period.

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A simple love story that stirs and crushes the soul in the ignorant period

(1) homophonic version

A love story in the countryside tickled the girl's heart in an ambiguous period.

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A simple love story that stirs and crushes the soul in the ignorant period

(1) homophonic version

Hi, I'll be right there.

What do you mean?

Like you, idiot.

Guess which day I like best?

A: What day?

I chatted with you.

A: What should I do? I'm lost.

Where are you going?

A: Go to your heart.

Can you help me find a horse?

A: What kind of horse?

Your phone number.

I have a shortcoming.

B: What are the disadvantages?

This is your fault.

② overbearing version

You must come when I get married!

B: What's the matter?

A: If you don't come, it will be embarrassing without a groom. Are we friends now?

B: That's right.

A: Not after that, because you are my boyfriend.

Do not let me see you again!

A: Otherwise, I will like you once as soon as I see you.

The fortune teller called me Wang Fu.

A: Let's verify it.

B: No matter how good others are, they all belong to others.

A: I am different. I am yours.

③ Funny version

Do you know why I have a cold? Because I have no resistance to you at all.

B: You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life! Why do I bubble with joy when I see you?

Do you know that?/You know what? We have all gone too far: you are too handsome and I am too fascinated.

B: You are my pig; Death is my pork belly.

Do you want a dog? : What dog? My single dog.

④ Regular version

Answer: n55w! N pau!

What is this?

A: Turn the phone upside down.

B: Don't believe women's lies easily.

Like what?

B: For example, I like you and I like being alone. Please help me catch up.

A: Who?

B: You!

Can you do me a favor?

B: Mm-hmm.

A: help me chase you.

Let's exchange gifts.

What gift?

From now on, you are mine and I am yours.

⑤ Heart itch version

I want to eat a bowl of noodles.

B: What noodles?

A: In your heart.

I doubt that you are a book.

A: Why?

B: The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

Guess what system I like?

B: What?

A: You surrendered.

There is a project here, and one is missing. Do you want to join us?

A: What?

B: falling in love.

I like summer rain and rainbows after rain.

B: Always with you.

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