Su Dongpo (3)

/Countdown to 9000 days, Kyoto/

Announcement: Su Shi, male, researcher of the National Academy of Social Sciences, was reported by the masses for an interview with the Central Committee. Now it has been arrested and brought to justice for verification. -Wutai police station.

Sheriff Li Ding and Qin Shu were interviewed by twelve invitations: "Su Dongpo! Traitors and thieves! Disturbing people! Don't think that being the first online celebrity blogger is self-expansion. I don't know where confidence can escape from our palms? "

When he was arrested, Dongpo said, "Well, I'm getting cold. Let me say goodbye to my family? "

The emperor said, "It's not that serious."

When Su Dongpo came home, everyone knew the news and cried. He now made up a story to coax them, and finally imitated his wife's female voice and muttered, "I'm going to the palace today, and this time I'm going to ruin my old scalp." You tell the truth, and I'll take my son back to my brother's house. "

Mrs. Su smiled through tears.

The emperor said hello, but he didn't accept the punishment. Just ask. I also sent a human flesh monitor to watch the wind remotely.

The eunuch came back to report to the emperor that there was nothing unusual. Only once, it seems that the person who delivered the food changed and delivered the fish (code word dangerous). He's scared. I'm also afraid of death. I'm not as brave as the legend says. Usually eat well and sleep soundly.

The emperor was relieved: "I knew he had a clear conscience."

But this matter is not over yet, and the establishment can't control him and demote him to Huangzhou. It is "cold branches refuse to be born, and lonely sandbanks are cold." At this time, Su Shi officially turned into a Dongpo layman who worked hard on Dongshan.

Soon the difficulties will come. Without food, he had to learn to farm to support a large family.

He wrote a poem to a friend: I picked up a lot of rubble as a scavenger, planted 300 acres of mulberry trees, mowed the grass and built a igloo. My job makes me happy. Oh, it's just sunny and dark as a ghost.

When he is tired, he sleeps on the grass until it gets dark. Herdsmen are afraid that cattle and sheep will step on him and wake him up. He also wrote the story "Yellow Clay Tablet Words".

The career is hopeless, so enjoy it.

At this time, Dongpo finally faded out of the sharp political struggle, revealing? Humorous light. Only by enjoying this kind of life can he contribute three great works to the world: Niannujiao Chibi Nostalgia, Qianchibi Fu and Houchibi Fu.

Only a few hundred words, deep feeling, natural and unrestrained, open-minded and free and easy, worldly, unique, such as riding the clouds and the wind, standing tall in the sky.

Just because he can write these works, it makes sense to be envied and retaliated by his peers.

This is the moment when Lao Su was really born in the cultural history of China. He was 44 years old that year.

05

/countdown 10000 days Kaifeng/

Su Dongpo likes to "play tricks on" his friends, and there is no joke he dare not play.

Foreign Minister Lu Dafang said: "Hum, Su Zizhan, wait for me for a while, and then I will try my best to arrange me, laughing and saying that I can sleep as a tortoise." What happened to the tortoise? Turtles live long. "

Premier Sima Guang said: "State affairs are controversial and can be discussed. We are taking targeted measures to prevent and resolve local government debt problems in an orderly manner. It can be safely said that the overall situation is safe and controllable. But you changed my nickname behind my back, childish, and others can't hear you clearly. "

Fo Yin, abbot of Jinshan Temple, said, "We monks are merciful and have six clean roots. Thinking that he loves meat, I asked my apprentice to cut a few pounds of meat in the vegetable market and cook it for him personally. It may be mistaken for the donor's food by Zhaitang. When he came to see me, I was worried and looked at the joke with my hand. Who worked hard for whom? It's easy to stand and talk. "

At the end of the year and the beginning of the year, Yao Chen said, "When we were in Huangzhou, we often chatted in the fields. My wife sometimes speaks loudly. I threw away my hoe. I really didn't rake my ears. He also wrote a doggerel and laughed at me. As a result, everyone knows the allusion of' Griffin' and loses face. "

It's his turn to be the examiner of the imperial examination. Several colleagues are busy marking papers, but he just walks around the room, chatting and joking, which makes everyone unable to concentrate on their work.

However, when I interviewed Su Dongpo, I asked him what was bothering him.

He pushed his Kongming hat: "The problem is-it's too red."

Indeed, everyone is willing to pay for him, even at the risk of losing his job. Not only because he is talented, but also because he is interesting.

A thousand years later, Yu Guangzhong also said: Choose a partner when traveling, not Li Bai. He is irresponsible and may soon disappear. Choosing Du Fu is too bitter; It would be fun to choose Su Dongpo.

Wherever he goes, there are fans. Ordinary people saw him as if they saw Aidou, cheering at the top of their lungs.

Ma Mengde, for example, insisted on being his agent, saying that he depended on his parents at home and friends when he went out. Career tenure, never change 1000 yuan.

Wogu, you must give your child early education just to get close to him. His circle of friends should be like this: Feng Sheng Feng, Long Sheng Long, it is an honor to be his son's teacher.

The visitor stepped into the threshold, and an old examinee went to great lengths to find him and show him his poems. The recitation was cadence and sonorous. After reading it, he was quite complacent and asked, "My Lord, I don't know how my book is?"

Dongpo felt a little pitiful and couldn't burst his dream bubble, so he had to say, "100 minutes!" "

When the man was happy, Dongpo euphemistically added: "Recite for 70 minutes!"

Dongpo is such a decent person and shows no mercy.

This is the first 14 year since he entered the DPRK. At that time, people did not know that he was about to fall from a height.

06

/countdown 16000 days, fledgling/

Lin Yutang is also his fan. Write a biography for him, make field trips and hang stars. From the beginning, he came to a subtle conclusion: Su Dongpo, a Scorpio man, has seven large moles on his back, which are connected in the shape of the Big Dipper. Strange people are different, and they are more overbearing than Qu Yuan, who calls himself auspicious.

After his 27-year-old father gave birth to him, he suddenly became angry and wanted to study and prepare for the college entrance examination. It is said that the main purpose is to set an example for Su Shi.

There was no science in the ancient college entrance examination, but the Chinese exam was very detailed, such as political theory, ancient books, poems and strategies, but it was not always easy to get a detailed exam.

In order to take part in the imperial examination, Meng Jiao sold all his furniture and was admitted to the imperial examination in his fifties. He tried his best to get it. He was bold and proud. Sitting in a BMW sports car, he looked at the beautiful women on both sides like clouds, and he was in high spirits the next spring.

Su Dongpo is a perfect composition.

The examiner at that time was Ouyang Xiu. After reading Su Shi's exam-oriented article, he repeatedly sweated and said to the people around him, I'm going to retire. This boy is the MVP for the next 30 years.

Su Dongpo is the fire of life. After becoming an official, he spent his whole life in the water. The most famous poems are written by rivers. New canals were built, wells were dug, floating Malay transplanted rice seedlings were invented, Xuzhou was built for flood control and disaster relief, Xiao Chun, Su Causeway added the beauty of the West Lake, and bamboo tap water was invented to solve the fresh water problem of people's livelihood.

Even if he was banished to an island in the sea of Wang Yang, he could not stop his tearful smile.

Fengxiang has been dry for a long time. He prayed to the gods for rain, so manna fell from the sky. He danced hand in hand with people.

When he was in Yingzhou, whenever there was a famine in a disaster year and the people could not afford to eat, they wrote to the court urgently. If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, wake up your colleagues and say, shall we secretly get some wheat from the official warehouse to make pancakes for them?

This is nine Niu Yi hairs, but he is willing to go to Jingwei for reclamation.

Wang Guowei once said this sentence, which is translated as follows: poets under three generations, Qu Yuan, Tao Yuanming, Du Fu and Su Shi, even if they are not literary geniuses, can only be immortal by the light of personality!

He suffers, he takes pleasure in suffering, he sees through life, and he still loves natural creatures.

His talent, purity and interest are too advanced to be compared with him.

His aesthetic taste influenced the romantic trend of thought after the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and the feeling of "sadness and fog filled the forest" in A Dream of Red Mansions was incited by his pioneers.

Happiness is a place to rely on.

In retrospect, he was a top student in high school. On that day, he was 2 1 year old, at the best age in his life. He is full of ambition and spirit.

After the entrance examination, Song Renzong said to the queen: I chose two prime ministers for our DaSong. Su Shi, in particular, is a talented person, who is sure to pick the future beam.

Landing, lingering sound.