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1. How much is a heart worth? 2. Why is the penguin's belly white? 3. Where can I never tell jokes?
1, a heart is worth 100 million, because it is single-minded (100 million).
Penguin has a white belly because its small hands are very short. You can only wash your stomach when you take a shower, and then your stomach will be very white.
Never tell jokes at the seaside, because telling jokes at the seaside will cause a tsunami (laughs).
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