Ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters

Confucius was moved-lost everything (book)

Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart

Father-Lao Su (Su)

Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)

Military adviser-useless place (Wu)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.

Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)

Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)

Be a widow for life-an old hand (guard).

Who is it? )

Twenty-five Liang-half crazy (sealed)

2345- lack of clothes (1)

23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).

Two Mians and Four Bows —— A Detailed Talk (Drama)

The second girl combs her hair-no need.

Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)

Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)

Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)

Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)

Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)

An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)

Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)

On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)

Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)

Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.

Homophonic ancient poems

Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

How dare the little monkeys meet each other when two apes fall into the mountains?

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof?

Together, the speed of rowing (Lu Su) is not as fast as that of sailing (Fan Kuai).

How can the flute be clearer than that of Xiao He (Xiao He)?

Living in the pagoda, seeing Kongming, blaming Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is really difficult (Lu Bu)

A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

The river is green, and there are songs on the Langjiang River.

When the East rises and the West falls, the Tao is sunny (heartless) and sunny (affectionate).

Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi

Poems on Dongpo of Flowing Water (corpse)-Fo Yin

Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.

Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.

homophonic couplet

The first part: Where can the lotus be inserted when the monk crosses the river?

Part II: Assistant Minister travels around the world. Who planted persimmon trees in front of him?

Xinlian: The Committee members are deeply impressed and look awesome! (heartless)

Part one: What is a director, what is a director and why?

The first part: Mr. Mo grinds ink, and Mr. Mo splashes ink.

Bottom line: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.

Bottom line: The shepherd boy cut wood, and the wood hurt the shepherd boy's eyes.

The first part: the tung tree on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy playing with the tung tree, and the tung tree that fell on the boy.

Bottom line: outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the net.

Xinlian: In the back porch of the courtyard, there is a doctor in the courtyard, a doctor in the corridor, and a doctor in the corridor, which is carefree. (heartless)

The first part: peach leaves, grape leaves and herbaceous woody plants.

Bottom line: plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

The first part: Who pities widows when the first frost comes?

Part II: Jade Valley in Grain Rain, I cherish my girl's loneliness and cold.

Part I: The pagoda has six or seven floors, and it accommodates cranes.

Bottom line: The book has 12 pages, in which the spring and autumn are recorded.

New couplet: four or five strokes of genealogy, written to Laozi. (heartless)

Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.

Bottom line: Tian He in the dry highlands must do it.

Note: this homonym is summer heavy rain; Mozi philosopher in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Homophony); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: Yi was a great scholar in the early Han Dynasty.

Division; Bigan: Minister of Shang and Zhou Dynasties.

Part I: Mud, fertilizer and grain are still thin.

Bottom line: short nights are long.

Note: This couplet is homophonic' Ni Fei monk is thin'; Ghost short hag long'.

Part one: watch plum blossoms sweep the snow.

Bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing.

Note: the beauty of this couplet lies in its urgent reading, such as the scale:' dolemi fasolasi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567".

Homophonic joke

Do what you see.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens. The tenant rented his field, but he had to be given a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about renting the land for the next year. He insisted that his hands were empty, opened his eyes and said, "There are no three kinds of land." Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his tune and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?"

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so quickly!"

The landlord replied: "That sentence was' nonsense' just now, and now it is said by accident."

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang up, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles."

Inquired that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "

Have a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to go there by plane. Afraid that the manager wouldn't agree to the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "Take it when you have the chance, or don't take it." The manager received the telegram and thought it was an "opportunity" to close the deal. He immediately called back: "Seize the opportunity."

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified to fly. The salesman took out his manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

Geographical name correlation

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then raise your glass to toast everyone, raise your head and drink it off, and then say, "I'm from Yangon."

The headmaster is angry.

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Rural conference

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.

Homophonic crossword puzzle

It's hard to tell the difference. Guess the answer is: card.

It hasn't rained for a long time. Guess the answer is: Tian

A thousand words, guess a word and the answer is: enough.

A thousand miles of marriage is a thread. Guess a word, and the answer is: heavy.

There are bamboo forests on the soil and gold under the soil. Guess a word, and the answer is: wait.

Adults pick villains, guess a word and the answer is: clip.

A gentleman should not stand out. Guess a word, and the answer is: God.

Big head, careless, small body, guess a word and the answer is: Beijing.

It rains heavily in Hengshan Mountain. Guess the answer is: snow.

Little girl, guess a word, and the answer is: wonderful.

There are mountains on the mountain. Guess a word, the answer is: Chu, Yue.

Don't talk, guess a word and the answer is: kiss.

Unreasonable people, guess the answer is: land.

There is no mouth in the middle. Guess a word and the answer is: Bu.

The Mid-Autumn Night is overcast. Guess the answer is: cells.

Guess a word in Chinese and the answer is: Wow.

Kiss each other and guess the words. The answer is: Lu.

Fifty pairs of ears, guess a word and the answer is: Mo.

Go home in five days, plant a tree outside and guess a word. The answer is: Wu.

Less than 60, more than 80, guess a word and the answer is: Ping.

Public and forget private, guess a word and the answer is: eight.

Inverse ratio, guess a word and the answer is: North.

There are no two in the sky, but every family has them. Guess the answer is: people.

Guess a word every day, and the answer is: hey.

Where is madam going? Guess a word. The answer is: two.

Madam, guess the answer is: husband.

Sun Wang, guess a word and the answer is: Wang.

The sun sets in the west and the moon hangs in the east. Guess the answer is: Ming.

The sun hangs on the top of the tree. Guess a word and the answer is: fruit.

Confucius climbed the mountain and guessed the answer: Yue.

Kongming set an empty plan, Su Qin can say that the six countries are equal, Liulang wants to kill his own son, and Zongbao will not give up Mu Guiying. Guess the answer is: clever words.

My heart hurts. Guess the answer is: yes.

I can't put it down. Guess the answer is: volume.

Handbag, guess a word, the answer is: hug.

With bare hands, guess the answer is: control.

Integration of defense and civilian technologies, guess the answer is: Bin.

Both civil and military. Guess the answer is: Bin.

Dialect, guess a word, the answer is: ring.

The sky is straight, not a little, and the answer is: God.

The days are long and the months are short, and the battle between left and right. One is positive and the other is negative. Guess a word and the answer is: door.

Day after day, guess a word and the answer is: Chang.