Dad's jokes

My father is a super funny star, joking almost every day. He put on a super comedy this afternoon.

In the afternoon, my father and I went to buy beans. As soon as we entered the department store, he said loudly, "@ # $%&*, * $&@ # $." As a result, many people in the supermarket turned to look at him, which made me very unhappy. We walked and saw a beautiful aunt. I saw my father looking at her, so I asked, ""My father said with certainty, "Yes." I almost fell. After loading beans, dad saw pop rocks and said, "Buy a bag of pop rocks to make up for the shortage of pets." I almost died laughing.

We came to the cashier, and an aunt waited for us to take out our things and asked kindly, "Do you have a shopping card?" Dad said, "Yes." I took out the "shopping card". Aunt said strangely, "This is not a shopping card." Dad looked at it, and it was not. He took out his ID card. I have to work hard! Dad hurriedly pushed the shopping Kolor out.

How's it going? My father is like Zhao Benshan!

A father has amnesia. One day, when he was happy, he put his son on his shoulder. When I found my son missing for a long time, I anxiously asked others, "Where is my son?"? Where is my son? " Everyone laughed and said, "Isn't he on your shoulder?" A father suddenly became furious and pulled his son down and said, "smelly boy, what are you doing on my shoulder?"

After work, I saw my father drinking alone and asked him what was wrong. Dad said, "Today, the company gave us an ability test to see which job each of us is most suitable for?" "What was the result?" "unemployed." Dad said weakly.

Dad was tired from work and wanted to go on holiday, so he told his boss this request. Unexpectedly, the boss didn't say anything, only wrote a word "go ahead". Dad was very happy and set off the next day. But just as the plane was about to take off, a phone call suddenly came, saying that the boss asked him to go back and sort out the information: "Didn't you agree to let me travel?" "Who let you go, I mean to you! ! ! ! "