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Mother-in-law's vanity
Mother-in-law's 60th birthday, the elder sister said in the group that her mother-in-law wanted a gold bracelet, and then she loved her brother-in-law. Brother-in-law said, you pay, I buy. Elder sister-in-law gave a dirty look.
When we went back to our hometown, my mother-in-law said to her husband, "Others make wine, but our family has never done it." My husband wisely went on to say, shall we do it for your birthday? Mother-in-law said: it can be arranged!
I pinched my husband and stared at him. He stopped talking. On the way back, I asked my husband: Is it important for your family to marry a wife? Or is it important to celebrate your birthday? My husband knew I was angry, and he said the old lady was joking, too.
It is my heart to marry a husband who has no dream of a wedding. At that time, I was too young to understand these things, and my in-laws refused to help, so my wedding was a little sad. The emcee, cameraman, best man and bridesmaid are all colleagues, and there is no one in my hometown.
I don't know, but I thought his family thought I wasn't good enough for him, so I invited many people to prove whether we were good-looking or not. Someone told me seriously that I am more than enough for my husband. You see, I lost confidence because of this.
Later, my in-laws who married my brother-in-law were equally indifferent, and I realized that his family really had no money, so his in-laws chose not to spend money because they were afraid of it.
I'm not a gold digger about getting married, but I think my husband's family owes me a respect. When a son gets married, his parents don't ask. How can there be such parents? Unbelievable!
After getting married for a few years, buying a house, having children, decorating, and finishing these big things, my hands are tight. Ordinary people have a hard time! I am also jealous when I see my colleagues with the help of my parents. But I always understand that my husband and I can only rely on our own efforts.
Once when I went back to my hometown, my neighbor said that you got along well. You bought a house outside and didn't have to pay a penny at home. You are the only one who can make a difference in our field.
I said, auntie, you don't know. We pay the loan every month, and the down payment is not enough. We borrowed 20 thousand from our parents. There's nothing we can do. Nowadays, young people are under great pressure. The neighbor gave her mother-in-law a complicated look, and her mother-in-law was unhappy at once.
Now my mother-in-law is going to celebrate her 60th birthday. When she gets married and has children, her son won't even do it. Why don't we have a birthday party and tell it to make everyone laugh? So I definitely can't do it.
However, the old lady doesn't know how to put herself in others' shoes. If I really gave her a birthday party, where should I put my face?
I happened to have something to do on her birthday and missed it. I heard that she bought a gold bracelet herself and spent more than 8 thousand.
I thought to myself: I really want to give up. I didn't buy anything when I got married. My mother-in-law didn't say she would give it to me even if she had money. I'm happy even if she has a silver one. All I want is respect!
When I went back to my hometown, I saw my mother-in-law holding a gold bracelet in her hand all day, shining.
Buy a ring for my father-in-law
Another year, my mother-in-law celebrated her birthday and brought some clothes to me without saying hello.
Continue when you come. My second treasure was just a few months old, and my husband was away on business. The child fell asleep, so I went shopping by bike. Chicken, duck, fish, pig, beef, mutton, side dishes, fruit, each 400 yuan.
After I came back, I hurried into the kitchen and began to prepare dishes. I pray that Bauer can sleep more while using my hands and feet. If he wakes up, there is nothing I can do.
Later, with the help of my sister-in-law, I finally had a birthday meal. After dinner, my sister-in-law went home. Before leaving, my sister-in-law gave her mother-in-law 600 yuan. While washing dishes, I thought, do you want me to pay?
Just finished packing, my mother-in-law said that she wanted to replace the ring my sister bought her two years ago with a dead one, so go ahead. I took the baby and accompanied her out.
When she arrived at the mall, she picked it out. The waiter said that the new one should be heavier, and it would cost more than 500 yuan if necessary. I told my mother-in-law that this money was for your birthday.
After swiping the card and preparing to go back, my mother-in-law went to the counter where the men's ring was placed and said to herself, I want to buy one for your father.
I joked that people are all men buying for women, so you can let women buy for men. Mother-in-law smiled and was not angry.
She asked me how much money you had, and I said no money. I just gave you a credit card of more than 500 yuan. My credit card limit is only 3000 yuan, which should be almost enough just now. I can't brush if I want to.
Mother-in-law said, then go and go back!
After my husband came back, I played a joke on him. Your mother really loves your father and wants to buy him a ring. Although the old couple don't worry much about their children, they live a more romantic life than we do.
My husband didn't understand whether I was being sarcastic or sincere, and he didn't answer the phone.
Later, when I told my girlfriend about it, I said that my mother-in-law didn't know what to think. I didn't buy anything when I got married. It's not that I don't know that others are in-laws who buy three gold for their daughter-in-law. My mother-in-law wants to buy it for her in-laws!
My best friend said with a smile, buy it if you want. You can't buy it if you don't want to. This is unnecessary. If they are old and sick, you are unfilial if you don't take care of them or see a doctor. Buying jewelry is icing on the cake, and returning home is another bragging capital. If you don't buy it, no one will say that you are doing something wrong. Just follow your heart.
Alas, just for her old man's birthday, her sister-in-law gave 600 yuan, and later invited a meal, which cost about 1000. I probably spent that much, too
I won't be like this when I'm old. My children are busy at work and go home at weekends. I will arrange some good dishes so that the family can relax, have a drink, have a meal, talk about the pressure outside and talk about the length of the home. Enough!
About the housework
In recent years, my mother-in-law has gradually contracted some minor illnesses, such as blurred vision and pharyngitis. Husband and brother-in-law took her to the hospital for examination, and the doctor said it was nothing serious. It would be nice to pay more attention to her when she is old.
I also changed from a new daughter-in-law to an old daughter-in-law, and I rushed to do everything at home without them talking. Usually, my mother-in-law cooks, and after dinner, I wash dishes and make tea, which is very good.
I have always thought that housework is also a kind of inheritance.
For example, when I first married into their home, my father-in-law and elder sister-in-law tried their best to set rules for me and always ordered me to make tea and cook. My elder sister-in-law said that she was a guest at her parents' house, and my father-in-law said that I was the host and should be responsible for entertaining them. I didn't buy their account at that time, and I left them speechless.
Where do they know that people like me, others respect me one foot, and I respect others one foot; Similarly, if others want to suppress me, don't blame me for disowning people.
After several years of competition, they are like deflated balls, and I am full of confidence. As far as their emotional intelligence is concerned, they are no match for me at all, so I am more and more confident and diligent, and I have not become the little wife who can only Nuo Nuo as they expected.
I have been very comfortable in recent years, and I have not affected my husband and wife's feelings because of these trivial matters. I still need a little wisdom!
They may have corrected my temper, treated me much better and done something that moved me. It is true that the combination of two people is actually the running-in of two families. After a long time, I know where the other side's bottom line is, so I don't want to cross the line anymore.
Back home a few years ago, my mother-in-law cooked a table of dishes. Her son and daughter are not distressed, but my daughter-in-law can't stand it. I began to drag my husband to the kitchen to help. My husband helps his father to do some hard work. I help my in-laws do laundry and cleaning, and learn to cook jar dishes from my mother-in-law. At this time, housework is not ordered by anyone, but is voluntary. I hummed a short tune at work, which was also very nice.
It's a little far-fetched Let's get down to business.
It is said that during the Spring Festival last year, it was the second day of the New Year's Day, and ordinary aunts came to pay New Year's greetings. On New Year's Eve, when I was washing dishes, my mother-in-law quietly told me to wash dishes tomorrow. I'm a little puzzled. When did I not wash it? Why do you ask!
The next day, my aunts did come. After dinner, I cleaned up the dishes and my mother-in-law made tea. Juwan drank a lot, went to the kitchen trembling, and said to her mother-in-law who was making tea, don't do it. Our daughter-in-law does everything, so let her do it!
My mother-in-law pointed at me: look, our daughter-in-law does the same! The second uncle wiped the oil on the corners of his mouth and left without interest.
It suddenly dawned on me that it was such a song! Two years ago, my father-in-law often showed off his son's skills among their sisters. It cost him nothing to marry a daughter-in-law. The two sons of these two uncles are not much younger than their husbands and brothers-in-law. Uncle bought a house, bought a car and got a wedding gift. Maybe he felt a head lower than his father-in-law, so he began to fight back in recent years, saying that his daughter-in-law had a high salary and bought him thousands of clothes. Just for the Chinese New Year, he gave ten thousand red envelopes.
I can't laugh or cry. It turns out that bragging is also to turn the tide! My mother-in-law is afraid that people will say that her daughter-in-law has no face if she doesn't do housework, so she specially asked me to wash the dishes today!
Not to mention the truth that these parents brag about, even this vanity and comparison are tortuous! Tell the truth, okay? You can die without bragging!
Besides, one Mid-Autumn Festival, my uncle also came. If you brag, my uncle and my father-in-law are evenly matched, and my father-in-law may have the upper hand.
I was going to eat that year, but they left. I said I would go to them. When I came back two minutes later, my aunt asked me if I had found it. I said I found it. Two fathers is bragging over there. One said how good his daughter was, and the other said how good his son was. I am not tired of talking back and forth.
A room full of people laughed, and an uncle said, this child is transparent, and only after a few years of marriage will he understand the essence!
04 cooperation
My mother-in-law broke her leg this year and couldn't move for several months.
The first time I went to the hospital, I saw my mother-in-law and menstruation sitting in the corridor. I feel very uncomfortable. I am old, ill, a stranger and helpless.
At that time, I made up my mind that my elder sister was not at home and my husband and brother-in-law were not careful, so I would take care of my mother-in-law like a daughter. I bought her pajamas, slippers, underwear and menstruation to make them comfortable in the hospital.
Take the soup to the hospital early during the break, take the children to the hospital to spend the day with their mother-in-law, wash their hair and take a bath. Under my care, my mother-in-law is in a good mood and her spirit has improved a lot.
Go back to your hometown to recuperate after discharge. My father-in-law can't stay at home. If we can help her cook three meals a day and bathe her, we will be satisfied.
My husband and I go back to our hometown to see our mother-in-law as soon as we have time. Afraid that she would be bored at home alone, I bought her some snacks, fruits and boxed milk, telling her that the nutrition was balanced and her bones recovered well.
When I get home, I will tidy up her room, empty the bedpan, wipe the mat, stew some sparerib soup for her, make some light and delicious side dishes, then clean up the kitchen, take time to take her out for air, and sit at the menstrual home for a while.
My mother-in-law, who usually emphasizes taste, doesn't like soup and never drinks milk and fruit, started a light diet, drinking milk and eating fruit in those days, which is undoubtedly good for her health.
My father-in-law runs outside all day, and my mother-in-law has an unstable relationship with her neighbors. The old man was afraid to think alone, so I tried to take my child back to accompany her and advised her to find some people to play cards to kill time.
I always feel that if I treat others sincerely, I will gain not only the sincerity of others, but also my own inner enrichment and happiness. Sure enough, my mother-in-law was very kind to me during that time and called me on my birthday to wish me a happy birthday.
Once when I went back to my hometown, several people came to play cards with my mother-in-law. One of the aunts said that her daughter-in-law wouldn't let her play cards, and her daughter-in-law would give her little shoes when playing cards. She also said that if I didn't listen to her, the more she wouldn't let me play, the more I played. I advised with a smile that your daughter-in-law was afraid that you couldn't afford to play too many cards. Young people want their parents to be healthy. The idea is good, but it may not be clear.
My mother-in-law is in a good mood and plays cards with others. I cut fruit and entertain my mother-in-law with those cards. Then go to the vegetable field to see the vegetables. I have always liked rural life, and I am happy to see melons, eggplants and peppers in vegetable fields.
Just after watching it for two minutes, I heard my mother-in-law shout: daughter-in-law! I rushed over: What's the matter? Mom! My mother-in-law said, aren't you going to make tea? Is the water boiling?
I paused for a moment, and then suddenly realized: Oh, it should be open. I'll check the kitchen! So I ran to the kitchen, quickly boiled water to make tea, and gave one to my mother-in-law and each of them.
My mother-in-law asked me if the mat was wiped. I said yes, and I turned on the fan to dry it. I must sleep comfortably at night. I asked my mother-in-law if she had a job, and she said that you helped me wash the cool summer quilt. Well, go and wash the quilt. While the sun is shining, you should be able to do it today.
Several aunts sipped their tea, looked at me with a smile and said to their mother-in-law: You are still blessed, and your daughter-in-law is filial, just like her daughter. My mother-in-law was all smiles.
Alas, how can you be like a child when you are old? More vain!
Mother-in-law may never realize that when others complain about her daughter-in-law, she blatantly shows her daughter-in-law's kindness, which is an act of hatred!
I wanted to tell my mother-in-law, but after thinking about it, forget it! I have something to do. She didn't understand what I said, so I wasted my breath and didn't say anything. It seems that I am very stingy.
05 thinking
The old man has lived for decades, and his thoughts are not solidified, which is rare. I never thought I would meet that rare person. All kinds of people and postures are the real life.
Being strict with yourself and being lenient with others is the practice of this bitter and happy life!
I feel more and more that in this era, there is no big right or wrong, and there is no absolute right or wrong. The biggest difference between people is whether they are big enough.
Narrow-minded people can't adapt to anything, and their mood will not be comfortable; A generous and tolerant person, no matter where he goes, can make people feel that he is a spring breeze. He is more peaceful and quiet.
As for the vanity of the elderly, improvise. As long as it's not too much and won't hurt others, try to be satisfied if you have the ability!
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