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Give a speech three minutes before the English class in senior one, and ask for English short stories.

Arrogance, arrogance

"All the children make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them." His mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't. Use your hat."

Arrogance, arrogance

"All the children make fun of me," the little boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You have a beautiful head. Ok, stop crying and go to the store to buy 10 Jin of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I don't have a shopping bag, so use your hat."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."