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Have a baby with a handle.

Wang Sini's belly is getting bigger and bigger, with a sharp shape, which is a bit like a male fetus, and she also has a position in her mother-in-law. My mother-in-law is not her old woman, be more charitable. "Sini, don't work in the fields. Leave it at home and I'll make it for you if you want. "

It is true that a mother depends on her children. Children naturally have status, and sons are more proud. Sini knows this truth well. She hopes that the baby in this belly is a handle more than anyone else.

It's time to have a baby My mother-in-law found Sini the best midwife in town. The first child is not as painful as others, and it is born quickly. Unfortunately, it didn't satisfy everyone as she hoped.

"What a pimple."

"Steve is also in charge. Talking is better than nothing. "

"Hey, when can my brother have a queen?"

"Just call it smelly, smelly boy."

Everyone kept yelling at me, but no one saw what happened to Sini, but she was not upset. She is so happy that she has her own child. Even a daughter can be born again, so why bother yourself? Sini can make sense, but her mother-in-law may not.

My mother-in-law sighed, "I am old, but I can't touch this shit doll." If I break my arm and leg, I'll be in trouble. "

Sini looked at the child in front of her and didn't get angry. "I was born and raised by myself, so I don't have to worry about it."

In this way, Sini got out of bed the next day after giving birth to the baby. The water is very cold in winter, but she is not afraid. She gave birth to a child and can bear hardships. Washing diapers with cold water is really painful, but she can survive. She is a mother and has a complete family. Her mother-in-law can't get rid of her anymore. She lived up to her mother's expectations, and she felt proud and decent.

In this way, the child was raised to two years old and she was pregnant again. It's a pity that it's another girl, and her mother-in-law completely ignores it. All the housework at home has been done, and she is also taking care of the children alone. Except for the children, the unnecessary husband is usually a trace, and she is not too tired. She has two children. She is a mother and she wants to live a good life for them.

Sini doesn't give up having children. In her heart, she must have a son for everyone to see. People can have children, but she thinks she can. Why can't she? She doesn't believe in this evil.

It's a pity that God didn't take care of her. The third child is still a baby girl, and her mother-in-law has begun to get bored. "I'm tired of seeing a knot in my heart. I can't even handle it, I don't have any skills. "

The more so, the stronger the desire to have a boy. She doesn't want to have a boy. She often kneels in front of the bed every day, praying for God's help and raising her head in this house. She wants to be proud. She doesn't want to live in the discrimination of others, and she doesn't want to continue to have a baby girl, which makes people laugh and embarrass herself.

God must have heard her cry and sent her a handle to comfort her heart. The fourth child is really a baby boy, white and fat, with big eyes, just like her. How can a family be happy and keep setting off firecrackers? Just to show people that this Li family has a future, roots, life and face, and is a weapon to be proud of. Sini may hold her head high and walk with dignity.

The mother-in-law finally spoke to take care of the children this time. "This is small, I'll take it for you. Those delicious and easy to use are waiting for him. "

My sister-in-law also rushed to look after the children. "Little thing, it's beautiful. If I had come to our house earlier, my aunt would have been worried to death. "

My husband is quite proud. "I have a son. Let's see who dares to say that I have no future." I want to eat spicy food and drink spicy food in the future. "

Sydney stared at the cub. She came just in time. She can't hold on any longer, and finally she is looking forward to coming. "It's time to give our son a name."

Take charge of the class holding the son is kiss and kiss, "call the tiger, my little tiger, your father would have given you a good name, hahahaha ..."

Tiger, energetic, domineering, swaggering, atmospheric and imposing, this is not only the name of the child, but also what the Li family wants to fight for in the stockade.

But in a few days, the tiger fell ill, and it was not good to pull blood and pus, and it was not good to take medicine and injections. His body is getting weaker and weaker. He is a skin and bones, with no tiger's air, but only a few breaths left. Sini's sky is falling, angel lee's sky is falling, this is the day to destroy angel lee, this is to kill angel lee, this is to make angel lee childless, shouldn't, can't, can't, don't accept fate.

When can people compete for the day? Just crying and shouting. God has time to pay attention to them Sydney did not accept her fate. She is stubborn by nature. This tiger died two months ago. She had sex with her husband again and soon got pregnant. It also made this family see hope again. It's a pity that the child born died in her arms before she lived for two months. This is a terrible pain. Why did God do this to her? She even wondered if there was a God in this world. Why should she give herself hope? Is this her life? She just refused to accept her fate.

When a child dies, he will be born again, just against his fate, but he can't give up. Sure enough, another child came, a girl, just like her, and replaced her with "Li Sini". I don't know if her life was too hard, but she finally suppressed the evil, or if she was too naive to take care of her and stopped taking care of her children.

Li Sini is not in good health and is always sick. My mother-in-law is also full of troubles. She always feels that she won't live long, and she won't care about her on weekdays. Wang Sini's eyes are full of this female doll. "Daughter, mom will make you something to eat." Maybe two children died in a row, and she is even more sorry for this hard-won doll. "Look at your appearance, just like a little tiger. Don't flash your mother this time. No matter where you come from, stay with your mother. She can't suffer any more. "

This Li Sini really survived, but she is just a girl, not a belt. ...