Jokes about matches

One, there is a match walking in the street. He felt his head itch, so he scratched and scratched and caught it.

Second, the lighted match went to the hospital for dressing, and as a result, he became a cotton swab.

There is a game going on in the street. As a result, he found his shoelaces open, so he bent down to tie them, and then his waist broke.

One day, a matchstick was walking on the road. It was in a good mood and began to sing: "Matchstick, Matchstick, Matchstick ~" At this time, it passed by a river. The river was not happy to hear it sing, so it watered the matchstick with water and said, "Hum, the water is great!"

Once upon a time, there was a couple who had a good life, but strangely, their life was always difficult. One night, when he lit a lamp, his wife accidentally dropped a match on the ground. When the husband heard about it, he was very distressed and hurriedly asked his wife to strike matches everywhere. As a result, a box of matches was struck and the lost matches were found. He confidently taught his wife, "Only by paying attention to every bit can life become better."