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What is a good screen name?
First, foreign languages
Second, the temperature category.
Third, the category of morality.
Fourth, English class.
Five, romantic class
Sixth, the ancient style
First, foreign languages
1. Vergis Menich
forget-me-not
2.2020 Tokyo Olympic Games mascot (meaning "a future full of eternal hope")
Always look forward to a bright future.
3. Wardejn Sam Kate
German, "Being deep in the forest, I feel as if I am integrated with nature, that kind of loneliness."
4. Curraci Nuo
Italian, "traces left by cold glasses on the table"
5. Itsukapak
Inuit, "I can't help going out again and again to see if anyone is coming."
6. Sunlight scattered between leaves
In Japanese, "the sun shines through the gap between leaves"
7.Sobremesa
Spanish, "the short and wonderful time when everyone talked at the dinner table after dinner."
8. Jess
Indonesian, "the one who makes you laugh, because this joke is not very funny."
9. pana? Peo
Hawaiian: "the act of scratching your head involuntarily because you can't remember something."
10. Deposit
French, "the kind of lonely homesickness far from home."
1 1. Goya
Bird Toure said, "I know it's impossible, but because what he said is so touching, you almost think it will happen."
12. Mangata
In Swedish, "the moonlight shines on the sparkling water like a dream road"
13. Akihi
Say in Hawaiian: "I said hello, but I forgot when I walked."
14. Communication
Italian, "I was moved to tears after reading a warm story."
15. Loving you is like a butterfly flying in the stomach.
In Tagala, "it's all so romantic that people feel like butterflies are flying in their stomachs."
16. Outline
In Japanese, it means "this book has never been opened since it was bought back, so it is piled up with other unread books."
17. wabi-sabi
In Japanese, it means "finding the best in imperfection, accepting the cycle of life and the beauty of deformity"
18. Geiseler Hyde
In Dutch, "coziness, comfort, warmth with one's lover, old people reunited after a long separation, fireworks rising from the fireplace in winter"
19. Saudade
In Portuguese, "the sadness of missing distant relatives and friends is the sadness of missing distant relatives and friends."
20. Ternura
Spanish, "The dictionary is written in soft language, but it is not accurate enough, not soft language." Just like your cat made a mess of things, when she tried to hit her, she spoiled you and rubbed your palm, and then you couldn't bear to feel it. "
2 1. Never? have
Translated, it means "never having". If you don't have it, you just don't allow love. It means: like it but never get it.
22. congenial people
Translated as "soul mate", if someone sends you a note, it means that he/she cares about you very much, which means: I only like you all my life.
23.whenever
Translated as "whenever and wherever", it was later used as a question to express surprise. For example, "When can you look back at me" means: When can you look back at me?
24. infatuation
The translation means "rolling, rolling, rolling". Later, I learned that it has another meaning as a noun, which is a short, warm but shy love.
25. Heartbeat (Irish)
Irish, "My heart is beating because of her appearance."
26. I loved you (network language)
In French, it means pain, but in Chinese, it really means loving you.
27.italy
In Italian, I love you, but in French, I love you When I met you, I hoped it would be in Italy.
28. Pluto (Pluto)
The farthest star from the sun in the solar system? There is almost no sunshine to travel 59 kilometers to find him.
Second, the temperature category.
29.427℃~ 173℃:
Mercury? The planet with the biggest temperature difference
It is as high as 427℃ during the day and as low as-0/73℃ at night.
Close at hand, out of reach
You can be excited to 427℃ at a glance.
I can stand the cold of minus 173℃ when you turn around.
30.37. 1℃
People's body temperature is 37℃, and it will rise by 0.2℃ when you meet someone you like. I'll give you a note of 37. 1℃, and the difference of 0. 1℃ is the distance we can never cross.
Third, the category of morality.
3 1. Your hair is messed up.
Haruki Murakami said, if I love you, and you happen to love me, I will dial it for you with a smile when your hair is messy, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds. But if I love you but you unfortunately don't love me, I will only tell you gently that your hair is messy.
32. whoa, whoa, whoa
"Pierce the darkness and usher in the first ray of light in the world."
Sara.
Shuang Mu is not a forest? The world has a heart? Acacia also
34.changfeng
Shallow happiness is like a pale dog? Love is as deep as the wind
35. Happy
Give you a happy city? Is it warm in Long song? Every student likes it.
36. nobody
No one to accompany me at dusk? No one can warm my porridge.
Discussion
Long-term love is saying nothing.
38. Egret
You are my southeast and northwest, more than all mountains and rivers.
39. Xizhou
Nanfeng knew what I meant and dreamed of Xizhou.
40. Pick up seven
Be your own hero if no one stops a gun for me.
4 1. fusu
Gusu, pour a glass of Yiling and watch the dog.
42. Crazy growth
I want to win a pot of wine and marry you.
43. Honor and shame
You gave me all the honor and shame.
44. Time has passed
I am willing to devote all my time to you.
45.8 1 192
Got it! I can't go back, you go on! You go on!
46.23
Bad things often happen in nine situations, but they are no different from the speaker.
47. Jiusan
Nine is three is three, just like I am you or you.
48. There are mountains and rivers everywhere
When you see mountains and rivers, you will miss people far away for nothing.
Zhong Wuyan.
You always have something to do, Zhong Wuyan, and nothing to do, Xia Yingchun.
Fifty-three thousand
(Although) this Ruo River is 3,000 Li Long, and one person only drinks a gourd ladle of water; There are so many potential lovers to choose from, but you can only choose one of them.
5 1. Jun 'an
Nothing is as safe as you.
52. Xinghe
Drunk and ignorant, the boat is full of water, and dreams overwhelm the galaxy.
53. clean
Clean circle, regular life, simple love, favorite person.
54. Joke
What you said was just a joke.
55. Have fun.
Ah, let's enjoy ourselves.
56. Extension
Sober people are the funniest.
57. Clear interference
Into the badlands, the river bone is still the dream of a girl in spring.
58. Stealing fun
Days are as sweet as lemonade in the morning, like the sun in winter, like the sea in my dream, like meeting you for the first time.
praise
If you give a compliment, you can wait for the quiet Wang Boqing to laugh.
60. Broken sugar
As spicy as wine and as sweet as sugar.
6 1. Yin Si
Qingqing is your collar, YY is my miss. Even if I don't go, I'd rather not send a message. It means waiting for others to return.
62. Pleasure
It is a great honor to be liked by you.
63. heartbeat
When I met you, everything disappeared.
64. Happy Candy
The bitterest candy I have ever eaten is his wedding candy.
65. Stargazing
I am waiting for the stars to fall into my arms.
66. Gu Jun
If you care about it, you will be thinking about it today.
67. Underwater Moon
The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the lover is in front of people.
68. Tsinghua
You have your happiness and I have my point of no return.
69. Changan
The world says I love Chang 'an, but I only love Chang 'an.
70.nanchuan? North fish
There are fish in the south and Xichuan in the north.
7 1. Jia Mu? Miss each other
There is Jia Mu in the south and acacia in the north.
72. White tea? Qinghuan
White tea, nothing else. I am waiting for the wind, waiting for you.
73. pond fish? Guyuan
Birds miss the old forest, and fish in the pond are homesick.
74. With his wife? Burchen
75. 4. 435 km/s
In astronomy, the escape velocity indicates the speed at which an object leaves the planet's gravity. Mercury's escape speed is 4.435km/s, but this does not mean escape. I am willing and hope that you can attract my track.
76. rude
Sorry, I was rude.
77. What a pity.
Pronunciation is Gong Xi, which means to hide, hide my love for you.
78. Mountains and seas
Love is separated by mountains and seas, and it is difficult to make peace. Since I love mountains and rivers, I hope to be born between mountains and seas in the afterlife.
Fourth, English class.
79.together
Chinese means together. With family, friends, lovers, children, everything in the world. This is the plain but extraordinary life I want. You can also divide it into several parts. Get her.
80.love
Sweetheart. -Great, great. -Heart. "My heart becomes sweet after seeing you, just because you are my sweetheart."
8 1.52 Hz
It is the vocal frequency of whales, but he is the most special one. Other whales can't hear his voice because of different frequencies, but he is still singing alone and waiting for whales with the same frequency as him.
82. On the right side of the coat of arms
The name of the man in the movie one day, "Dexter, I still like you, but I don't love you anymore."
83. When you love someone, someone loves you.
When you love someone, someone will love you.
84.loneliness
Quiet and pleasant solitude
85.throbbing
A cautious but eager heart.
86.love
An ideal lover, an ideal goal
87. The star in the eyes of the person you like
The person you like has stars in his eyes.
Five, romantic class
88. Arrive as scheduled
In this world, I only like four-word idioms, which come as promised, beautiful and bitter, but live up to it.
89. angelica sinensis
The alias is Wu Wen. In Compendium of Materia Medica, Li Shizhen recorded a custom of "exchanging peonies and inviting Wu Wen", which was romantic and full of emotion.
90. Empty set
Empty set is me, I have nothing. Empty set is you, you are everywhere. The empty set is probably my awkward silence.
9 1.2 1:57
Miss you at three minutes to ten, (blackjack is nine o'clock in the evening, 9+5+7=2 1, love you. 2 157= love you all your life)
92. Whale falls
When the whale dies in the ocean, its huge body will slowly sink to the bottom of the sea, creating a complete ecosystem, which can sustain hundreds of invertebrates for decades or even hundreds of years and become the warmest oasis in the lonely ocean. This is the last tenderness it left to the sea. Biologists have given this death a tragic name "Whale Fall".
Sixth, the ancient style
93. There is bamboo on the bridge.
94. Dianthus sleeps in Luming Literature.
95. breezes and bamboo walks
96. Yang Shanzhu has a deep leisure.
97, listen to the wind full of bamboo village
98. Bamboo
99. Dan Yue hides pearls
100, a broken bamboo knows the snow falls.
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