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Master of English, 50 points,

1. Dear judges, ladies and gentlemen,

The topic of my speech today is ....

These sentences are especially suitable for the question and answer section. One round:

Thank you for your question.

This topic has been bothering me.

Let me say first. ...

As far as I'm concerned, ...

First, ... Second, ... Finally, ...

2. No pains, no gains.

What flowers does everyone have? -Tulips (two lips)

Love:

If I fall in love, it must be with you.

Your eyes, your smile, the way you laugh, what you say and do.

Take me where my heart doesn't know.

So, if I fall in love, I will be with you. Ed Walter

edelweiss

Edelweiss, edelweiss

You greet me every morning.

Small and white, clean and bright.

You look very happy to see me.

Snow flower, may you bloom and grow.

Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, edelweiss

Bless my motherland forever.

Small and white, clean and bright.

You look very happy to see me.

Snow flower, may you bloom and grow.

Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, edelweiss

Bless my motherland forever.

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Please write it yourself. It will take a long time to finish. Please forgive me.

I often participated in English competitions during my college years, hoping to help you.