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The crossing man is Prince Yeer, and the woman is a loser, Miss Wu, whose name is Ouyang, and the man changes cities for her.
Ouyang Wu: Why are you so kind to me? Is it worth it?
Ye Zhonghua: My little dance, why don't you believe it? In this life, Zhong Hua only loved one person at night. Who do you think that is?
the second part
Ouyang Wu: What can you give me?
Ye Zhonghua: As long as you want it, as long as I have it.
Ouyang Wu: Can you give me the whole world?
Ye Zhonghua: I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
the third part
Ye Zhonghua: "Xiao Wu, if you can choose, what do you want to do in your next life?"
Ouyang Wu thought for a moment: "Hua Die is full of insects and fish, birds and animals."
If there is an afterlife, I just want to be a Hua Die worm and fish, birds and animals. Zhong Hua secretly swore in his heart at night. [ 1]?
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