Make fun of funny sentences

A Complete Collection of Funny Sentences

Lead: When you meet a sharp-tongued friend, do you want to make him unable to refute a word? Here are some funny sentences that I brought to you, I hope you like them!

1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!

2, the goods have an expiration date, and people sometimes get tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

3. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she is made up.

4. You can't judge a man by his appearance.

5. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. It's not that I'm cultivated, I'm just looking for bricks.

6. Every woman is always cheap for a certain man.

7. The power of mistress seems irresistible to ordinary people.

8. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

9. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

1. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be high.

11. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.

12. Although the bird is small, it really plays the whole sky.

13. Women who mix well are sisters-in-law, and those who mix badly are bitches.

14. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries for pain, but it must be a bitch who seduces a man.

15. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

16. The fox is not a demon and sexy is not coquettish.

17. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of Gorahem.

18. Looking at the past, it was all goods. Who do you want to live with, sis?

19. God created virgins and I created women.

2, handsome and driving, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

21, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

22. Brother is just a game, but you are fascinated.

23. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

24. Sorry, Miss, I am not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

25. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

you know my length, and I know your depth.

27. Bow your head by courage and look up at your strength. ?

28, my life is up to me, not the sky, and the sky wants to destroy me.

29. There is no rehearsal in life. Every moment is broadcast live.

3. Please don't treat your stupidity as a cow.

31. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband, but I can also be your little father.

32. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll have a surprise when I open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.

33. People have backgrounds, while we have backgrounds.

34. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

35. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

36. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

37. I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

38. A dog is a dog, but sometimes it is not a person.

39. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has some fields.

4. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos if you have nothing to do.

41. It rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even scarier.

42. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible.

43, poor Nike, rich ADI, rogue Armani.

44. there is nothing wrong with mistress, but she can't stand the temptation.

45. Women are China Merchants Bank and men are China Construction Bank.

46. No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey player.

47. Low-key people in real society, low-key guys are the most charming.

48, low-key man show's high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

49. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.

5. There is no rehearsal in life. Every moment is broadcast live.

51. Distance does not produce beauty, but a mistress.

52. It has been imitated and never surpassed.

53. Opportunity, like a virgin, is rare and only once.

54. What women are good at is makeup, while what men are good at is camouflage.

55. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

56. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

57. Money makes women, and you make me.

58. Women's clothes are called capital, while men's clothes are called perverts.

59. Don't pretend to be a ghost, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be tight, and don't pretend to be pure.

6. You have your background and I have my story. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

61. A woman's mind, just like yours, never knows what it is.

62. Brother's hair is not loneliness, but spring; I didn't call it loneliness, I called it bed.

63. All the films except one are B ..

64. Life is not a dance troupe, and there is no version that you love all your life.

65, men are dumped, money problems; A woman is dumped, her appearance is a problem, I am dumped, and there is something wrong with your head. ;