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The children's play is played by five people.
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Thief-a black bag on the left and right shoulders, a black bag on the right, sunglasses, hat and fashionable clothes.
Girls A, B and C-three freshman girls, can dress simply.
Gatekeeper-strong, can wear an old hat and dark gray clothes (hereinafter referred to as old)
event
On the left rear of the stage, grandpa sat facing the audience and read the newspaper. In front of a long table, there is a register and a pen on it. The sign in front of the desk says: reception room.
In the front center of the stage, there is a table, a chair, two thermos bottles under the table, a teacup, a piece of bread, a nickel and a newspaper on the table.
On the right side of the stage, there is a closet behind, and the facade of the closet is on the left. In front of a virtual cabinet, there is a door between the two cabinets.
Location girl dormitory
[Girls A and B come back from school, carry schoolbags into the stair-door, and pass by the door of the reception room]
A: Ding, open the door quickly (you can jump up happily and B opens the door).
(Put your schoolbag on the table when you come in, and fetch water with a water bottle) Hey, there is no water in my pot.
Mine is gone, too.
Then let's fetch water.
B: OK, by the way, didn't the boss say that we were going to eat soon? Let's leave her a note (write it with paper and pen, put it on the table, carry a pot and walk to the door).
Should we still lock the door?
B: Don't lock it. Anyway, the boss will be back soon.
A: then let's go (two people go out, and then the thief appears at the door of the building to see if A and B have gone out)
Thief: (looking up) University is good. Just looking at this dormitory building is so imposing. (whispering to the audience) Do you think I am an advanced male dormitory or an advanced female dormitory? I think it's better for senior girls to go to the dormitory. Girls have no strength. Can they still run when they catch me?
(Just about to go in, I saw someone busy turning around), someone (looked) at an old man,
Old: Hey, hey, young man, wait, who are you looking for?
Thief: Uncle, I, I, I'm looking for Li Yan. I'm his brother.
Old: Li Yan, is that the fat girl in Class Five?
Thief: Yes.
Lao: Then you should make a record here first.
Thief: (register, go)
Old: gnome male-".
Thief: Uncle, what have you always wanted?
Lao: Come out quickly.
Thief: Alas, (after a walk, there is no one behind, jumping happily) Knock, bang, bang.
Voice-over: Please come in.
Thief: Someone (takes back his hand and knocks on another door) pawned, pawned, pawned, pawned.
Schreiber: Nobody? (opens the door and enters) Hey, hey, who let you in?
Thief: Sorry, sorry, wrong door. (Come out after a long time and walk to the door of 1 18)
Thief: 1 18, (excited) 1 18, I'll deliver it. (Busy knocking at the door) Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. There is really no one this time.
(opening the door and looking around the room, straightening up), alas, there is really no one (busy opening the door and seeing no one outside), alas,
Contemporary college students are all open, even the dormitory doors are open to the outside world. (excited to see the cupboard door unlocked) You said people wouldn't say they didn't lock the door or even the cupboard, but it saved us a lot of trouble. (I was busy rummaging through the cupboard and found nothing.) Well, they were all poor. There is a repeater. Take it. Talk is better than nothing. Hey, wallet. (Excited, open it and take out a hundred) Today, my real poor man met a rich man. (suddenly looking at the money) By the way, is this money true? Whether it is true or not, it is no use. (continuing to rummage in the cupboard) Oh, my God, the mobile phone. After all these years, I finally have a mobile phone. Hello, is this Xiao Li? Oh, dear. (I continue to look at a red dress and hold it to my chest) Yes, if I take it back to my girlfriend, she will definitely praise me. Seeing that there was really nothing good, I closed the cupboard and went to the table (all the stolen things were put in the bag on the right) (see the note, read it). Boss, 10 minutes, let's get water for dinner together. Draw water? Those two girls just now, right? Then why am I in such a hurry? 10 minutes. There is food here, just before lunch. (Eat, get a glass of water,), and there is still 50 cents, just take it with you (put it in your pocket, eat, rummage through your schoolbag, nothing valuable, just book. Drink water, sit in a chair, put your legs on the table, only one mouthful of water. After drinking it, you can't give up the last drop of Jingyang Spring Wine. (Looking at the cup) Hey, this cup is good. Here, save me two yuan. (Put the right bags) Stand up, (look in the mirror for the audience and pose all kinds of cool shapes)
(on tanks A and B)
Thief: I seem to be back (busy sitting in a chair pretending to read a newspaper)
Ah, who are you?
Thief: Ah, ah, I'm your boss's hometown.
B: Ah, big brother, please sit down.
Thief: Ah, ok, thank you (sit down)
Hey, where's my cup?
Thief: Oh, ask your boss to bring me water in the next room (stand up quickly)
A: Nothing. Sit down.
Thief: OK, thanks (just sat down and stood up). Hello, I am your boss's hometown. By the way, I sell socks. You can have a look. Look, this is pure cotton socks imported from America. No way/socks imported from America should not be sold in supermarkets. How can they sell with this?
Thief: That's right. There is a label on it. (referring to the label) Has Huatai Supermarket heard of it?
No. Where is it?
Thief: It's in the east of the TV station 100 meters.
Where is the TV station?
Thief: Over there, no, in the northwest corner of dongchang lake.
A: I don't know.
Thief: You are new here. You are not familiar with it. You'll know later.
B: Oh.
Thief: Because the supermarket is small, no one pays attention, so we have to move and sell the products in stock at a low price. Where's my father? He was appointed by the supermarket manager. I can't help it
(C pushes the door and comes in)
A: Boss, look at the socks promoted by your fellow villagers.
My hometown?
Isn't he from your hometown?
C: No.
B: Then who are you?
Thief: I come from your hometown.
B: Didn't you just say that you are our boss's hometown?
Thief: Did I say that? I said it's your hometown Lao Ba.
B: Did we hear wrong?
Thief: Yes, you must have heard it wrong.
Is this pure cotton?
Thief: Of course. Look at it if you don't believe me (show it to A under the light). Pure cotton is reflective, but other materials are not.
B: Why can't I do that?
Thief: Look, just look.
Yes, it is.
Thief: Touch this material. It's different. It's warm and soft. Make sure you put it on. When you start walking, Yue Xian floats around like water. It's beautiful. It's beautiful, too. Make sure your feet are warm enough to keep your mouth shut. Put it on, you are like a flower in a cesspit. (singing)
C: What do you mean? Why are you cursing?
Thief: No, I mean stand up. Look at this sock. Absolutely beautiful. It is pure cotton and has a double bottom. It won't wear out and it won't wear out. It's strong and warm. When you travel to the South Pole, you won't feel anything. (singing)
A: It's too cold.
Thief: a person, a pair of socks, after the wind, rain, mud and snow, what do you remember to wear? You won't know until you really wear it. So comfortable and warm. (singing)
B: How much will that cost?
Thief: Original price 12, half price 6 yuan.
C: Isn't that too expensive?
Thief: This is genuine. I bought it for 5 yuan from London, USA.
A, B and C: What? London, USA
Thief: It's imported from abroad anyway. To tell you the truth, I am from Liaocheng (the change of Allah B).
A: Isn't our senior eight from Jinan? How did his hometown become Liaocheng again?
Thief: I'm also a student in our school. I won't lie to you. I'm in the geography department.
A: The geography department can't tell the relationship between the United States and London.
Thief: I live in Nanyuan 2 #11dormitory, and my telephone number is 775852 1.
Don't all the telephones in our school start with eight? He must be a liar. You hold him steady, I'll find someone. At the same time, the thief and C study socks. ) I'll go next door and get the book back first. Boss, if you want, I want two pairs, too. (Out)
B: I want a pair, too. You see, we hope you have five pairs, which is cheaper. What about 20 yuan?
Thief: That won't do.
C: Then we don't want it.
Thief: Well, you can have it. I have to hurry. I have a class to attend.
Didn't you just graduate?
Thief: Ah, I mean, you should ask in another dormitory quickly. There are classes in the afternoon.
Oh, I see. (C rummages through the bag on his left) Do you still sell toothpaste and toothbrush?
Thief: Yes, coffee bar.
C: How much will that cost?
Thief: Ahhh, toothpaste 2.6 yuan, toothbrush 2 yuan. If you want it, it is half price.
No, we have bought so many things from you.
Thief: Let's make another thirty cents. Do you want it or not? I have to hurry. (Grandpa and A come to the door)
Lao: What's the hurry? I want two more pairs.
Thief: Uncle, you told me before that I would give you two pairs for free (I was caught by my cat's waist collar when I escaped, and I turned twice in the same place, and my head hit my stomach to escape, but I held it down when I grabbed it). I'm just a salesman.
Idiot, do you think you are smart? Do you have a phone number that starts with 7? Kiss me, I love you (775852 1), flatter yourself, rascal, say your name.
Thief: Liu Mang.
A: Not yet. Go ahead.
Thief: My name is Liu Mang, and I'm Wang Mang's headstrong husband.
Old: Your father is so prescient. You knew when you were born that he and his son grew up to be hooligans. (Cell phone rings) B: Hey, Lao San, isn't that your phone ringing? (Available dialects)
A: Yes, (looking at the cupboard) my mobile phone is missing, (trying to rummage through the thief's bag, the thief resisted)
Thief: That's my mobile phone (taken out of my bag). Here you go. Why is my photo stuck on it? Good for you, we thought you were just selling separately, but I didn't expect you to cheat, which is good enough.
Lao: Let's see what else is in his bag. (Party A, Party B and Party C rummage through the bag)
Ah, my wallet, tape recorder and your cup.
You stole all my clothes. What a rascal.
Old: Little B, go and get some boys. Small, please call 1 10.
C: Didn't you say you live in 1 10? Ok, we will help you today. Let's leave now.
Thief: Come on, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, let me go, I dare not.
Old: Attention, students. Don't forget to lock the door when people leave.
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