Who likes him and who likes her-story prose

I was still in bed when A Dai called me. I hate it when someone calls me at noon. I wonder if I can't get up if I don't sleep all day on weekends? Who is looking for cigarettes? At first glance, this is A Dai. Answer immediately. Anyone can afford it, but I can't afford it, let alone hide it.

"Haven't you got up yet? It is really a sleeping god. "

"Have something to say, nothing just hang up. I don't know that my bed can't live without me. " I'm impatient to say this.

"Your bed is smelly by you. Ha ha ha,,,,, "laughter can really shake it upside down. When the earth hits the moon, it may strike a spark of love with Mars.

"Hey, what's the matter?" I was so impatient that A Dai couldn't help saying, "I like him."

Here, I want to strongly emphasize to the audience and even the people that I have heard this sentence more than 800 times. The person who said this was none other than my best friend, A Dai Jr. The audience should just listen to a nonsense and then release it quietly. Don't try to record it in another memory field. It's really unnecessary. It's quite unnecessary.

A Dai is a big fat man. The best interpretation of "contrast" is that we stand together. Fortunately, we are good friends, otherwise we would definitely be beaten by her. In fact, A Dai used to be as slim and beautiful as me. Then the story happened. From then on, she became a big fat man, but she was born with a beautiful big face.

The story happened in the sixth grade of primary school. A Dai and I sit at the same table. One day, a new boy came to the class. He is thin and looks like Nicholas Tse's son. In short, he is a handsome young man.

A Dai fell in love at first sight and had a crush on each other.

I said, "A Dai, why don't you confess if you like it?"

A Dai said, "What is repentance?"

I pretended to faint at once. How simple, ignorant and naive. "Confession means telling you that you like him."

"Why did you tell him?" At this moment, do you want to hit an idiot like me?

Later, A Dai said something that I still remember and even became my wisdom.

"Like him is my business, but it's none of his business. I just fucking like someone. Is it pure to let him know? "

From then on, I took A Dai as a fool among fools, just like a cockfight among cockfights.

Later, I learned the real reason why A Dai didn't repent. The little boy had a lover and wrote a love letter to the girl he liked.

Love letters have been locked in an iron box with biscuits. The pages have long been yellowed, and the neat gray pencil handwriting is blurred, but the content is still printed in my mind.

William Lam, I like you. From the moment I first walked into this class and saw you, I liked you.

Lu Xiao

That day, a transfer student came to the class. He said his name was Lu Xiao.

After school, A Dai and I talked and laughed all the way. She said, "I like him. I liked him from the moment he came in and saw him. "

I asked, "Who?"

A Dai said: "Lu Xiao"

I said, "Oh."

That day, I received the first love letter in my life, which said, "I like you. I liked you from the moment I first entered this class and saw you."

Later, later, I suddenly discovered that these two people are a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, the object of love at first sight is disordered. After that, I finally know the meaning of insanity, that is, she likes him, he likes another one, and the other one doesn't know how to get this disordered nervous system back to normal.

A Dai knew everything at that time, so he could pretend to be so superb that he almost caught my attention. That is to say, at that time, A Dai liked sweets and ate them every day. She never lets me eat, and sometimes she stops me from eating. According to her own statement, she can lose everything to me, but she can't be a loser in my body. She said she was beautiful, but only ranked second. She said she was excellent, but I was excellent. Now she is fat, and I am not even fat, so she finally beat me once.

Later, A Dai and I were still very good friends. We could wear a pair of trousers, but only according to her size.

Later, we never had any contact with Lu Xiao again. I refused him. In less than a year, Lu Xiao transferred to another school. It is said that he went abroad with his parents. A Dai told me all this. She still can't give up sweets. Even if Lu Xiao goes to the end of the world, that slim A Dai will never come back. A Dai has a strange disease, which is very strange. He has always been fat. It's no use losing weight again. A Dai said, "Lu Xiao has become a piece of meat on my body and cannot be reduced." I just laughed. I have never heard such a funny joke.

This Saturday, A Dai called.

She said, "I like him."

"who"

"I don't know"

"Then hang up, I want to throw up as soon as I hear this."

Later, A Dai had a crush on many people, and she never confessed. She said she was afraid that she had gained another big piece of meat. I am speechless. You don't seem to admit your first piece of meat. A Dai repeatedly stressed that this is different. I really don't know the difference, except because of me.

"Hey, this time is different. It's really different I really don't know who he is. " A Dai pretended to be innocent and felt that she was faking it.

"Can a little new? What is the difference? Hurry up, I have to catch up on sleep. " I really can't stand her semi-lesbian personality.

"Well, he's Lu Xiao." I finally told the truth.

"Sure enough, they all said they wouldn't go back to grass. Not only do you eat it, but it is old grass. Can you still bite? " This is really a strange thing that makes the world cry, just like the Buddha said: "The karma of past lives is the fruit of this life."

"Then strike while the iron is hot and confess to your big fat. If you miss it, you can't lose it again. "

"He has someone he likes." A Dai light come up to that.

"I go, what are you doing? Who do you want to kill? The Buddha said,' The karma of past lives is the fruit of future generations'. How did you two abuse each other in your last life and create such consequences? " There are many miracles in the world, so A Dai can announce to the world that A Dai is the first miracle in the world.

"I have been paying attention to him and always sneak into his space in the middle of the night."

"Are you a thief? Or secretly? " I disdain to express my doubts.

"Well, I'll shut up." I am a very obedient boy. Why didn't I judge "three good students" in those years? There is a simple reason. I have a chubby girlfriend who often skips classes with her and goes to the cake shop to buy cakes.

"Every time he sneaks into his space like a thief, there are new developments almost every day. First it was for you, then it was for the day he went to college. Every time I read it, I will carefully click delete today's visit without leaving a trace. Sometimes, I will be troubled by things in my study or life. Seeing this, my flesh hurts badly and my heart hurts. I will take you to skip class and eat a lot of sweets with me. It seems really useful. After eating my meat, my heart is not so uncomfortable and so painful, but my stomach and stomach are getting worse and worse. "

"I said, I skipped classes so many times, and I didn't get the honor of miyoshi students. You gave me a three-good student and I gave it back to you. ,,,,, "I couldn't help but open my mouth and made a mistake.

"If you interrupt again, I'll sew your mouth with a needle." I immediately covered the cherry mouth.

"He said that every photo he uploaded was copied on the E disk of the computer and encrypted. Only I know the password, maybe he knows it, but he will never know it again. "

I really want to ask what the password is. I can only ask in my mind. I don't want to sew a few stitches on my cherry mouth.

A Dai didn't take the old laptop with him when he left. She desperately begged me to borrow money to buy it. I didn't have any money at that time, and her family was so poor that I earned some pocket money by doing part-time jobs. At that time, everyone especially didn't like fat people. Everywhere I went, I felt that fat people didn't work neatly and ate too much, so the boss left me to do odd jobs. I lent all the money I earned to A Dai, so I lied to my family and asked for some more, so I scraped together enough money to buy this computer.

Turn on the computer. On the desktop are photos taken by A Dai and me when we were young. At that time, she was not so fat now.

This electronic hard disk has a unique password: "Lu Xiao, I like you."

From beginning to end, it was Lu Xiao's talk and photos. The last photo is of Lu Xiao in a black tuxedo. He is very handsome, even more handsome than when he was a child. It's not A Dai who is wearing a white wedding dress next to her. Her name is William Lam.

Five years ago, Lu Xiao returned to China, and I just entered the university. He stood on the platform and said, "My name is Lu Xiao."

Every day, I will appear in front of the girls' dormitory. Every day I fold a bunch of white roses, which is my favorite color and flower species. I put the flowers in a big dustbin in A Dai. Later, I found the big box and those white roses wrapped in paper where A Dai lived.

A Dai left, and she said, "I have too much meat on me. I'll give you a piece. Remember to leave it with me. You are so thin that you wrap yourself like a zongzi in winter. Give you some heat, it's very warm. "

I said, "Oh."

"I will come back when I have no meat on me."

"Ok, I'll wait for you."

We haven't contacted each other since then, and A Dai hasn't appeared.