Humorous sentences

Humorous sentences, we often encounter some funny sentences in our lives. These sentences are generally well-chosen sentences that have become popular, so they are very classic. Let me give you a brief introduction to humorous sentences.

Humorous sentence 1 1, people who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

2. At the dinner party, my friend brought his fiancee, a beautiful girl. Thinking that she should praise the beauty, a sentence popped up in her mind: You look like a whole face! As a result, the girl was very modest and kept saying that I was so ugly, how could it be cosmetic surgery! It will still be like this after the whole thing! ..... My brain started pumping again, and I followed her train of thought and said that the whole thing was like this.

3. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

I asked the smell of durian before I opened the box, and my mother had already hid in advance. The arsenic of honey B of durian Melaleuca Cake A is really fragrant and refreshing for people who love to eat it. Durian and Melaleuca are the best combination. The thick durian pulp is wrapped in cream, and the smooth thousand-layer skin makes the layers of sweetness stagger and fill the whole mouth, and then it becomes out of control. Every time my mother describes me eating durian Melaleuca, she always says: I haven't eaten anything for hundreds of years, so I swallowed it.

5. Women are sometimes like walnuts. As long as you can break her hard shell, you will find how soft and fragile she is inside.

6. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work.

7. Some people say that they hope that everyone's body will automatically become a book after death, and the content of the book is the life of the deceased. In this way, some people have become masterpieces, some people have become banned books, some people have become recipes, some people have become maps, some people have become photoshop manuals, some people have become check-in registers of small hotels ... The whole world is a huge library, and we are reading others, being ourselves and waiting to be read. What book do you think you will be?

My wife's cooking is terrible, but she likes it very much. One day I couldn't stand it anymore and asked, Why do you like cooking so much? The wife said: people say that if you want to get a person, you have to get that person's stomach. I said, then why do you cook so badly? Hearing this, my wife was so angry that she struck the table: I would rather destroy what I can't get!

9. I knew a female classmate when I was in college. She asked me to fetch water every day. Later, I found out that he had a male friend. I asked her why you have a male friend and asked me to fetch water for you. She said it was to give her male friend a rest! I dragged her to the dormitory without saying anything after listening to it. Bang … Bang … Bang. Then she cried and asked me why I did this to her. I said I wanted to give your boyfriend a rest. Did I do the right thing?

10, the only knife method a woman should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

1 1. There will always be someone in everyone's heart in this life. Maybe this person will never know. Nevertheless, this person will never be replaced by anyone. And that person is like a scar that will never heal. Whenever it is gently lifted or touched, it hurts faintly.

12, chocolate cake always gives the impression that it is either too sweet or too bitter. After tasting the black forest cake, I won't eat other chocolate cakes. No wonder it can be regarded as the national treasure of German food industry. Juicy cherries, mellow wine and thick dark chocolate, I can't imagine how they knew such a clever combination. Because it came to China, it also blended the tastes of many China people. Not as strong as the original wine, but I still feel drunk after eating a piece.

13, do you think that the more you accommodate a person, the more you push your luck?

14, stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

15, cranberry cheesecake, delicate and smooth in taste, rich in aroma (wine-flavored milk cheese), full of nasal cavity, a good match. The entrance is like ice cream. If you scoop a small piece, the whole cake will tremble slightly and turn white. There are also some dried cranberries in it, which relieves the original boredom and makes the whole cake very refreshing.

Humorous sentence 2 1. Watching sleeping pills with different tastes walk around the podium every day.

I watch different flavors of sleeping pills walking around the platform every day.

2. Add me now. Don't let us be lonely because of your cowardice.

Now add me, don't let your cowardice lead to our loneliness.

When you think you can't do it, you will cross the road, so you will be a pedestrian!

When you think you can't do it, you go to the road, so you are a pedestrian!

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise the more I read, the more I want to sleep.

I suspect that you are essentially a book, otherwise, how can I get more and more sleepy?

I like small animals very much, such as fried chicken, roast duck and boiled fish.

I like small animals, such as fried chicken, roast duck and boiled fish.

6. Money is tight, time is tight, clothes are tight and eyebrows are tight. This is the legendary bright future.

Money is tight, time is tight, clothes are tight and eyebrows are tight. This is the legendary future.

Humorous sentence 3 1, ugly but introverted, poor family returns to idolization. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

When the food becomes thin, it means that she is really unhappy.

3, people are inherently mortal, or starve to death or support death.

4. What's wrong with eating? At least their love for food is sincere.

5, eat, don't do this, let me go, I want to lose weight.

6, eat, enjoy in your mouth, and want to be thin.

7. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

8. Do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

9. I haven't had an appetite to watch others drying vegetables recently. Does it have anything to do with controlling my diet?

10, thin people eating is a cruel thing for fat people; Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

1 1. There are only three things that others can never take away: the knowledge you have learned, the dream in your heart, and the food you have eaten. Therefore, I want to be a knowledgeable and ambitious foodie.

12. As a qualified foodie, sometimes eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely. Haha, I finally found an invincible reason for my food label. Yes, but my mouth is lonely.

13, real foodies never say: I'm full.

14, foodies can always finish those that are not delicious.

15. Finding, cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?

16, what is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

17, if your date is a foodie, get married. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

18, the most beautiful song when confessing eating goods: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ exiled to the sky.

19, if you survive, there must be pot porridge.

20. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you have enough to eat.

2 1, people who want to lose weight every day have something to eat!