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The stars have already arrived, why don’t you come?

1. When you come to the world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart. —— Haizi

2. Please say hello to the lovely, warm sun and the tranquil sea for me. —— Chekhov

3. I will be happy if you come back. I will set off a big firecracker right away that will shock the city of Beijing. ——Wang Xiaobo

4. Your smile looks like fine weather. ——Jian Yu

5. If you care about weight, then you are sorry about food. —— Kotaro Isaka

6. If you come to visit me and I am not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while. They are warm and I have watched them for many, many days. ——Wang Zengqi

7. Knock the cake out before eating it, drink the cola until the anger subsides before drinking it, divide the sandwich biscuits and soak them in milk, tell a joke and make the ice cube cry until you bite it. ——"Summer of Kikujiro"

8. The stars should laugh, the universe is a remote place anyway. —— Pasternak

9. An invisible bird flew by, casting a fleeting shadow. What is that? It is the shadow of your love, but it fills the entire universe. —— Rumi

10. The stars have already arrived, why don’t you come? —— Zhang Xiaofeng

11. Please don’t eat me, I will sing you a nice song. ——Wang Xiaobo

12. I want to find the most disgusting name in the world to call you from the dictionary. Warning hereby. —— Zhu Shenghao

13. Along the lovely tram, entry is prohibited except in spring. —— Tanigawa Shuntaro

14. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it. ——Pushkin

15. I leisurely eat star grains, pick the crescent moon and pick my teeth. —— Jian Yu

16. Green wild grapes, pale yellow moon, mother is worried about how to make jam. I said: Don't add sugar. On the fence in the morning, there is a sweet, red sun. —— Gu Cheng

17. Who said it is winter now? When you are by my side, I feel the flowers blooming and the birds singing and the cicadas chirping. ——Charlotte Bronte

18. My head is a small planet, and only you drive the moon train every day. —— Kyoko Wankawa

19. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best person, and I really hope that I am. —— Wang Xiaobo

20. Try eating a candy every day, and then tell yourself that today is indeed sweet again. —— Sanmao

21. If you slowly raise your hand to the top, and then suddenly open your fingers, congratulations, you have just set off a firework for yourself. ——"Up to two at a time"

22. I look forward to seeing you from today on, with a happy tone. During the holidays when we can't meet each other, I will count the days for fun. I will definitely tear up two calendars a day. —— Zhu Shenghao

23. When you put your mouth together, I will say it to you, and the words will be drilled into your heart, saving you from having to go a long way and go through your ears. —— Qian Zhongshu

24. Italy depends entirely on one sun, and I depend entirely on you. —— Mu Xin

25. If I don’t receive your letter tomorrow, I will throw the tea cup. —— Chekhov

26. It doesn’t matter if you are not good at talking. Girls are the cutest when they are completely immersed in what they like. I will smooth over the rest. —— Ninomiya Kazuya