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What do you mean by playing with tiles?

What do you mean by making tiles? The story of making tiles is pinyin: [? ng w m].

English: having a daughter

Explanation:

Play: to play with; Fiddle with: fiddle with. Play with the courtiers (courtiers around the emperor) and make waves. Tease. Tilt.

W m: made of clay: crock. Tao Waffleming (a man without virtue and talent occupies a high position and is dumbfounded at the moment).

In the past, China was synonymous with folk girls (ceramic tile is a primitive spindle, and the ancients played with girls).

Detailed explanation of the reference:

Poetry Xiaoya Xigan: "It is a woman's life, a place to sleep, a place to dress, and a tile for fun." Ceramic tiles, rotating bricks, used by ancient women in textile. Later, she called her daughter and said that she was playing with tiles.

Fiona Fang replied to the poem "May Day to Old Seclusion": "Long men are close to playing tiles, congratulations." Miao Sunquan's Letter to Miao Yousun from Relatives and Friends in Tang Yifeng: "Red Star made my concubine give birth, and everything was prepared according to western customs ... Naisang tiles in mid-May, which was quite disappointing." See "Nongzhang".

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Later, she called her daughter and said that she was playing with tiles. Fiona Fang replied to the poem "May Day to Old Seclusion": "Long men are close to playing tiles, congratulations." Miao Sunquan's Letter to Miao Yousun from Relatives and Friends in Tang Yifeng: "Red Star made my concubine give birth, and everything was prepared according to western customs ... Naisang tiles in mid-May, which was quite disappointing." See "Nongzhang". In the Qing Dynasty, Chu people won the title of "Building Wa City": "Zou Guangda in Wuxi gave birth to girls every year, all of whom were called Zhai Yongling for drinking. Zhai Zuoshi said: last year, the cloud was moved to make tiles, and this year, the tiles were moved. The poem covers Zou Guangda, and the original is a tile. "

Discrimination of making ceramic tiles;

In Zhou's book "The Red Chamber is Bright Red", see the article "The Emperor and the Tile". I have read the book of songs "Xiaoya Four Cadres" and said, "Women are born with places to sleep, clothes, clothes and tiles to play with." This is the origin of giving birth to a girl named "playing with tiles". Let's look at Mr. Zhou Chang Ru's question, "Why are they just tiles and not bricks?" How did Mr. Wang answer: "Tiles are waterproof building materials for roofs, which are difficult to fire, have high technical requirements, have patterns and patterns, and are very beautiful-tiles won in Qin and Han Dynasties are also treasures, and the developed tiles have become an important artistic variety." Only by understanding this, can we realize that the origin of China's folk custom of playing tiles has been unknown for tens of thousands of years. It is further proved that Nuwa's refined stone is not a natural stone, but a "tile" made by firing, so it is called "artificial stone". (The Red Chamber is Bright Red, p. 15)

Frankly speaking, the more you read this passage of Teacher Zhou, the more you don't understand it. Mr. Guy is old and virtuous, and he is well versed in Chinese and Western learning. Everyone knows that Redology:

First, Nu Wa couldn't touch Zhoushan, which caused the sky to collapse, but she refined five-color stones to make up the sky; Later generations named the beautiful stone of "Harmony Painting" as Nuwa Stone. "Refining tiles to make up the sky" is enough to solve the problem, but I have never heard of it.

Second, the original meaning of "tile" is not the tile of Qin brick and Han tile. Explain the "tile" in Shuo Wen Zhu Duan: "the general term for pottery firing." Therefore, in Sigan, Xiaoya, the phrase "Tile-dressing trick" and Tang Kongyingda's "Sparse": "Tile, spinning bricks, for women's use." Bricks are also made of. The article Zhuan Zhuan Zhuan in Ci Yuan is quoted from Liu Nan Za Wen written by Wang Yingkui of A Qing, and the usage of Zhuan Zhuan Zhuan is explained in detail. In short, it is the pressing brick at the lower part of the spinning wheel, but I don't know that the ancient "earth fire" has always called this "tile", and I don't know that my ancestors once burned spinning bricks for the spinning wheel.

Third, Zhu Shi Zhuan explains the meaning of "tile": "Make tile and learn everything." In other words, teaching girls to know how to spin and things like that from an early age is the part of boudoir, and the so-called talent shortage is virtue. And enjoy the beauty of "tile" without interference.

I deeply sympathize with Mr. Zhou's mistake of "of course knowing". Mr. Wang has nearly reached the age of Mi Shou, and his eyes are blind. He has devoted himself to Redology, rewarded underachievers, made innovations, gained or lost, and all of them have become wealth. When you get old, your memory may be confused, and blindness will inevitably be difficult to find. So the mistake of "of course knowing" is inevitable. However, now that the book has been listed, it is an international public instrument, and I dare not say. I especially hope that Mr. Zhou's "assistants" and writers who are responsible for listing and contributing articles will try not to let Mr. Zhou say that "memory is a naughty problem for the elderly" and make jokes. Mr. Zhou is a well-known brand of China's time-honored brand in Honglou, and it is everyone's responsibility to cherish it.

There are some interesting limericks about making tiles. Some literati, civil and military officials are also busy, and even the emperor has begun to "oil". Liu Ji is a friend of Su Xun. When Su Xun was 26 years old, his wife gave birth to her second daughter and invited Liu Ji to dinner. After Liu Ji got drunk, he sang a poem "Qing" (with a daughter's name):

"I was invited to make tiles last year, and I was invited to make tiles this year.

Bring it here, bring it here, make tiles. Is it a tile kiln? "

Liu Ji took the opportunity to make fun of and ridicule his friend's wife, because she gave birth to a second daughter, which reflected his feudal thought of son preference, which was not desirable. But the interest in life in the poem is enough to make people laugh.

Related idioms:

To celebrate the birth of a girl.

Playing with tiles, the ancient name of China folk opposite daughters, was used in the Zhou Dynasty. Tiles: The ancients gave tiles to girls to play with. Tiles are part of a spinning wheel. I hope she can become a female worker in the future. It used to be used to congratulate people on giving birth to a girl.

Idioms and allusions of Nong Wa's happiness

Once upon a time, giving birth to a boy was called "the joy of cheating" and giving birth to a girl was called "the joy of cheating". "Nongzhang Nung Wa" praised The Book of Songs and Xiaoya Four Cadres. "When a person is born, he sleeps with his bed on his back, wears clothes on his back, and takes off his clothes on his back. ..... is a place to give birth to girls, a place to sleep, a place to put clothes, and a tile for playing. " Zhang is a good jade; Tiles are part of a spinning wheel. Boys Nongzhang and girls play with tiles, which is a view that boys like better than girls. The difference between "sleeping in Nongzhang" and "sleeping in tiles" still existed in disguise during the Republic of China. In some places, male students are called "exultation" and female students are called "Little Xi". Friends and relatives presented colorful books and couplets. Male students wrote "Nongzhang" and female students wrote "Tiling". For some idioms and allusions, only by understanding their meanings can we not use them wrongly or write them wrongly. Take Nongzhang as an example. Li was the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty. He had no academic background and often joked with allusions.

The Book of the Old Tang Dynasty records one thing: Taichang Shao Qing Du Jiang, Fu Lin's brother-in-law, wrote a book to celebrate his wife's birthday: "I heard there was a celebration party for acting." Cover the guest's mouth. "Nongzhang" is written as "getting rid of". The former is expensive and the latter is a beast, which is totally irrelevant. For the prime minister, this mistake can't be said to be an anecdote. The Book of Old Tang Dynasty was specially written for later generations. After the Tang Dynasty, people often used "the celebration of making a fool of yourself" to ridicule Li in his poems, or to satirize a generation of shallow literati. In Su Dongpo's works, however, he skillfully used this allusion and was ingenious.

Su Dongpo is so funny. Every sentence in his poem "Congratulations to my old brother and Zhang Zi" is appropriate. Among them, Li's joke was caught, but it was pleasing to the eye: the lush green was particularly enthusiastic at night, and I only saw the second chicken. I want to be a soup cookie, but I'm worried about writing the wrong book. The bride who joined the army is an enemy, and A Dazhong enjoys it. I never know English, so I'll try to teach you how to call it. In the poem, Su Dongpo skillfully uses anecdotes and says, "I'm only worried about writing the wrong book", which is a wonderful pen and flowers, hiding people's eyes and ears. This silence will certainly make the host happy, because this poem, in Li's joke, congratulates the host on the birth of his son.

Records of the joy of making tiles

"Nongzhang" and "Nong Wa" were used as pronouns for boys and girls in China in the Zhou Dynasty more than two thousand years ago. Later generations used to use "the joy of playing with the palm" and "the joy of playing with tiles" to celebrate the happiness of relatives and friends, which became a kind of congratulatory message widely circulated in the old days and is still occasionally used today. Zhang Hewa's name was first seen in The Book of Songs. This is a poem to congratulate the nobles on building a palace. There are two paragraphs in the poem, which are written as follows: people are born to be human, sleep with a bed, dress with clothes, and make friends with badges. I weep for you, Dizhu, the king of the clan. It is the place where women are born, where they sleep, where they wear clothes and where they play with tiles. There is nothing but etiquette, only talking about wine and food, and there is no embarrassment for parents.

The previous paragraph said that the new palace was built, and if a boy was born, yu zhang would give him a bed, dress him and let him play. Listen to his loud cry, and you will have a bright future and a prominent position. At least he is a vassal, and maybe he can put on the clothes of the emperor (Zhu, known as the clothes of the emperor).

In the second paragraph, it is said that after the new palace is built, if a girl is born, she will lie on the ground, wrapped in swaddling clothes and playing with a ceramic spinning wheel. When she grows up, this girl is an expert at housework. She neither annoys her parents nor treats her husband's family well. She is praised as a good wife and mother who never makes trouble. No manners, that is, things will not go out of line).

Make sentences with the joy of making tiles.

1. In ancient times, playing with tiles meant having a girl at home.

2. Giving birth to a boy is called the joy of Nong Yu, while giving birth to a girl is called the joy of playing with tiles.

He Chong pointed out that another explanation is the fun of playing with tiles. Sure enough, ChristianRandPhillips just gave birth to her daughter.

4. Having a boy later is called the joy of playing tricks, and having a girl is called the joy of playing tricks.

5. In the past, boys were called "the joy of playing tricks" and girls were called "the joy of playing tricks".

6. Her birth is a fun joy, but it makes her parents sad, because her house has a fence and it is difficult to support her.

7. Later, I called having a boy "the joy of playing tricks" and having a girl "the joy of playing tricks".

8. As a new father, Li Fuji was so excited that he called it "the joy of playing with tiles" in his communication with friends from Jiaotong University.

9. Today, we can see that people occasionally post "funny fun" on their doors because they have children, but on the contrary, there will be no "funny fun".

10, "Joy of One Tile" celebrated the happiness of relatives and friends, and became a congratulatory message widely circulated in the old society, which is still used occasionally.

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12, the ancients meant that boys played with Zhang, and Zhang meant a kind of jade. Later, it was said that boys played with Zhang Zhile and girls played with tiles.