A selection of 1 classic lines in the Spring Festival Evening.

1. My dad is on the list of people who are not convinced.

2, gas poisoning? Have a cigarette to calm down.

3. I am beautiful, and a group of boys are crowding around, which makes me particularly proud.

4. When you have nothing to lose anymore, it is when you start to gain.

5. Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.

6. Bitches will always be bitches. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it!

7. What's your surname? Your surname is good. Why is your surname good? My father's surname is good!

8. Are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?

9. Hello, is this the commercial bank? Your bus card shows that you spent 8 thousand yuan in different places.

1. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, which will cause? Haixiao? Yes.

11. What's the swelling of sweeping the floor? It's not necessarily a cleaner who holds a broom. He may also be Harry Potter.

12. You are loli, and your whole family is loli.

13. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

14. There are eight words in life, namely, joys, sorrows, sorrows and worries. Of the eight words, joy and joy only account for two. Just see through them.

15. Zhu Xun: The bottom line is: ancient music and dragons and lions dancing in China * * * to raise a glass. Horizontal approval: the motherland is evergreen (combined).

16. My heart is broken, and it looks like dumplings.

17. A message was posted in the circle of friends, saying that I was lovelorn. Some people comforted some people, others sympathized, and some were bored.

18. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?

19. Hey, can I cheat you out of some money?

2. In the workplace, I should be like Conan, who has a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

21, you listen to me, I have your daughter, no, hum, I have your daughter, I'm not your son-in-law?

22. Bai Yansong: At this moment, the whole world will celebrate and everyone will be happy!

23. As I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

24. Zhang Zequn: At this moment, we should wish our great motherland peace and prosperity in the new year!

25. Zhu Jun: Dear friends, in 28, the Chinese nation made another great contribution in the glorious space history.

26. I'm saving words. I'm from a chemical fertilizer plant.

27. What kind of character is it to talk to me for such a long time knowing that I am a liar?

28. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play until dawn.

29. Zhu Jun: Dear friends, with laughter and laughter, the 29 Spring Festival Gala will say goodbye to you.

3. Husband: Did you quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!

31. Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride and admit that we are wrong. This is not to admit defeat, but to grow up.

32, Dong Qing: We will always be your children, you are our soul, and life makes us song for you forever.

33. You must enjoy your company. The advantage is that you don't have to twist yourself to obey others or please others.

34. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

35. Where do you fall and where do you get up? Always falling down there, I suspect there is a pit!

36. Let people in the East understand and those who don't understand. Let the world be the world, and I am willing to be my cocoon.

37. When you discover that time is a thief, it has already stolen all your choices.

38. Even if you want to cry again, you should say with a smile: Fuck you!

39. Zhu Xun: At this moment, let's * * * wish good weather and abundant crops in the new year!

4. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.

41. female: next, please allow me to introduce the guests present today: general manager Li, general manager Wang and general manager Hong?

42. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

43. The more you see each other, the more you love each other.

44. Be yourself, because no one wants to be you.

45. The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.

46. Come on, girl. No one can save you from the mud except you.

47. M: Please give a warm welcome to Mr. Li for his speech and performance with warm and excited applause! Please welcome General Li!

48. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

49. Zhang Zequn: The first part is: Today, cows send blessings, green willows greet the spring, and the grand scene is amazing.

5. Zhu Jun: The Golden Bull celebrates the New Year and the Spring Festival comes!

51. Which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.

52. Why don't you take our children with you when we leave?

53. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

54. I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

55. Don't just think about what you haven't got, but think more about what you have. You will be happy.

56. These eyes really save face and land. Are they original?

57. What does silicon and water produce? Tortoise soup.

58. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, you made me do it!

59. Don't worry, I won't tell you if I kill you.

6. You and your wife are really wing to wing.

61. Go straight to the point, and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

62. Nowadays, women are trying to be the one during the day and let bullets fly at night. As a result, there are many Zhao orphans.

63. Son, did you pass through the local station or CCTV?

64, don't discharge to elder brother, sister-in-law has caller ID.

65, Dong Qing: Vientiane is renewed, and the purple is full of people to welcome Reiz!

66. I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

67. Never give me trouble. Never find trouble for ordinary people.

68. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

69. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.

7. If you don't promise me, he will die for you.

71. according to you, grandma is mother's mother? That's grandma. Grandma is father's mother.

72. Zhou Tao: At this moment, spring returns is full of spring and beauty!

73. A message was posted in the circle of friends, saying that I was lovelorn. No one comforted me, no one sympathized with me, and a group of people praised me.

74. I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.

75. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

76. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

77. female: in 211, we left, and how many harvests have been made, and the granary has been filled!

78. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.

79. It's not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

8. The stories we make up are more real than life. The life we live in is more absurd than the old city.

81. M: In 212, here we are. How many dreams do we have? We are about to whistle and sail!

82. Why don't you call me Xiao Hao or Da Jian? Don't be so mean and show me more.

83. To really like someone is to like him so much even if he doesn't meet the standards in your mind at all.

84. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.

85. Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!

86. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and when it is spoken, it becomes a tragedy!

87. Wait for my boy. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

88. Which mental illness is valued with 1 yuan?

89. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

9. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

91. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest because they make up a piece.

92. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over?

93. No matter how you cried last night, when you wake up in the morning, the city is still full of traffic.

94. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?

95. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.

96. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same thing, but we can't convince ourselves.

97. Lunch box delivery: This box is yours and this box is Tingting's.

98. Isn't there half a cucumber left in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

99. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.

1. The left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour. It's just easy to move, and everything is paste.