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Junior high school composition "Hey! I know you (classmate) "500 words, within 30 minutes, hurry up!
On this day, the class teacher temporarily arranged a seat, and a female classmate sat behind my deskmate Huang Wei. She has dark skin, shiny black hair, round face and watery eyes. He looks warm and lovely. She greeted me first: "What's your name?" "Wu Xiaohui." "Oh, my name is Li Kexin." "Kexin, that's good. There seems to be a kitten named Kexin. " "How is that possible?" Her face was full of doubts. I solemnly said, "It's true." Now she is happy, too. I didn't expect my joke. Not only was she not angry, but she also smiled at each other. This makes me feel a little good about her.
Later, through further understanding, I found that she is still very capable of management. Every day after the lights out in the dormitory, he will get out of bed and patrol when he hears a little movement in the room. If someone eats or talks, she will patiently persuade them in a hoarse voice, but if they still don't listen, she will be completely different from Li Kexin just now and shout at the top of her lungs as a warning. Her roar is as creepy as the roar of the rising sea. For an instant, the dormitory was immediately silent.
Now, she is a member of the class life committee. Although she is not the head of the dormitory, she will not only take charge of her own work, but also help the head of the dormitory manage the dormitory. She will also warn everyone in the dormitory with her hoarse and slightly harsh voice. Under her management, the dormitory is always calm and orderly.
Li Kexin, you have infinite enthusiasm under your hey hey skin and infinite wisdom under your beautiful long hair. I will always remember you as a new friend who just met in junior high school.
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