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red fox
Author: Li
chapter one
Updated 2006-11-2121:46: 00 words: 55 15.
red fox
Author Li
chapter one
There is a shepherd on the top of the mountain and a farmer under the ditch. They have bad ears. Yang Chang shouted to the shepherd, "Shepherd, don't you dare let your sheep eat my onions." The shepherd was angry and replied, "You talk nonsense! I herd sheep on high places, and you herd sheep on low places. How can I stop your wind? " They were arguing that an old man selling brooms came up the mountain road and asked him to give him a fair evaluation. Who knew that old people's ears were worse? Before they finished talking, he swore: "Fuck your ancestors, we have no grievances in previous lives and no enmity in this life. What makes you say that nine of my ten brooms are loose? " ! "
-This is:
Three deaf old people spoke out,
Say what comes to mind.
The world is a mess,
The immortal Lao Tzu can do something.
Let's tell a joke and a story about Liu Feng warning everyone.
It is said that there is a village called sow river on the east bank of the Yellow River in Shanxi-Shaanxi Canyon, and there is an old man named Gao Mingqing in the village. Gao Mingqing is a farmer with many books. He is proficient in farm work and everything: hoeing the ground with three drops of water, cutting wheat with a "small fist", raising fields with a "starry sky" and herding sheep with a "big military parade". It's really pulling radish to grow onions, digging ridges before filling holes; Snowflakes dance on the roof, and willows grow from the whirlwind at the bottom. He can really be called an expert in farm work and a hero in the plowman. In addition, he has many specialties besides farm work: shaving his head, delivering babies, dancing yangko, singing Daoqing, castrating pigs and sheep, and building chimneys-in short, he can do anything at home except having children! What is more commendable is that the old man has a warm temper. ...
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