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The princess can't talk, but an ordinary soldier makes him talk. Which fairy tale is this from?

Once upon a time, there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. /kloc-at the age of 0/3, the queen was seriously ill and died. From then on, the princess never laughed again. The king racked his brains for this matter, but he couldn't find a way.

Slowly, princess 18 years old, it's time to get married. The suitors crowded the palace, which was the king's heart disease-making the princess laugh. It has become the biggest headache for all suitors.

A rich man, he has three sons, the eldest son and the second son are smart and good-looking, and the youngest son is called Puke, who is a complete idiot. Because of this, the rich like the eldest son and the second son very much, but they especially hate the younger son. As soon as I heard the news that the princess was going to propose marriage, I immediately urged my eldest son and my second son to get ready to propose marriage. The eldest son and the second son agreed. Unexpectedly, the youngest son, Parker, heard about it, so he shouted to his father that he would also go.

Father said, "You?" "Well, I can. I don't want any dowry or anything from my father. Give me our old goat, will you, Dad? " Hearing this, the father said contemptuously, "well, you can leave if you want, on condition that you don't tell others that you are my son!" " "Poker said," well, don't worry, dad, I won't embarrass you. "In this way, the two brothers rode the burly horse that their father gave them, while Puke just rode his old goat and bumped into the road.

Hum, poke, poke, can you do that? ""I think you old goat collapsed before you got to the palace ~ haha ""Laugh all you want, I believe me ... "Before he finished vomiting, his two brothers had fled to dozens of meters away.

"Well, they all prepared gifts for the princess. Don't I have to prepare them? " Poker said to himself. Say that finish, he went to look for. He saw a little crow and died. He thought, the princess is a beautiful door and should like small animals. Later, he picked up the dead crow. "This gift is too thin, look for it again ~" He saw another bottle, which contained half a bottle of water. He thought, this can be used as a cup for the princess and me. "Ha ha, the princess will like my gift! Hey! Princess, I am coming! " With that, he got on the old goat.

When he arrived at the palace, he saw his two brothers telling jokes for the princess. Big brother told a particularly funny joke. Poke held back a smile, but the princess was not happy at all. Instead, he said, "Your jokes were told to me by my father. It's not funny at all! " The second brother took the opportunity to say, "Haha, Princess, I'll tell you one, and it's guaranteed to be unique!" " "After the second brother spoke, vomit a son couldn't help laughing.

The king found him and said, "Are you here to get married?" "yes." The princess smiled. "The king princess smiled. Marry her to me. "The king stared at the princess, and the princess immediately kept a serious posture. The king said, "You haven't signed up yet, so it doesn't count." "ah? Ok, am I officially registered now? " "All right, you go." "King, this is my dowry for the princess." Then he took out the dead crow and the bottle of water.

"Why did you bring this dead crow?" "This is not to find a playmate for the princess? I am thinking that if the princess marries me, I have something to do, I can't accompany her, and I can't leave her alone! " "Oh, ha ha, that's interesting. What about that bottle of water? " "Haha, if we get married, we will drink water from this cup!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, dad, I can't help it, ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "This can count!" Poker proudly said. "Well, no! You must pick apples from there ... Huang Jinshu, precious trees of our country! " "Ah?" "Hum, why not? Then don't marry my daughter! " "No, I will finish the task!" Say that finish, poke took a deep look at the princess.