What are the cold jokes?

1. Two students were left behind by the teacher without handing in their homework:

A student pointed to B and asked the teacher discontentedly, "Why do I have to hand in my homework every day, while B only hands it in once a month?" ! "

The teacher helped her eyes and smiled gently: "Because the instant noodles you eat are Nissin, and B eats all around (weeks)! ! "

2. Abnormal landlord: I really want to go to Korea. then ...

Violent reply: die over there …

3. Landlord: Ma Yili gave birth to a daughter. Because she is nine years older than the article, her daughter's nickname is "Jiu-Er".

Reply: Wu Bai's father is so miserable that …

4, are we learning chemical drip, or can we distinguish the taste of drip fear and detergent? tnnd in the canteen uses drip fear!

5, forum landlord: I bought a new manor, how scared you-I drove around for two and a half hours! ! !

Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car ~

6. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "

I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife.

……"

"The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully:"

I am hungry and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared.

Man: "... cake."