Funny sentences about studying medicine

If your friend hasn't contacted you for a long time, there are three situations: first, he is dead; The second is that he studied medicine; The third time was his final exam. If he studies medicine and takes the final exam, you will consider him dead.

Moderator: "Please name a word that consists of four different words with the same radical." Ordinary youth: "Jianghu Sea" literary youth: "harps, enchanting shadows." Idiot youth: "Hey, hey!" . Medical student: "Connective tissue …". The host asked, "What about those five words?" Everyone else was silent. The medical students calmly said "gastrocnemius aponeurosis", and the host tearfully asked "six words?" The medical student thought for twenty seconds: "Connective tissue fibers. . . "

Looking back on the most successful dress I bought in recent years, I can see the outline of my figure and show that I am not fat. After wearing it, it unconsciously reveals the full academic spirit, highlights the rigorous and serious personality charm, is solemn and elegant, slightly green and mature, clean, simple and corrosion-resistant. This is a ... white coat!

A fill-in-the-blank question is called complete ignorance, a multiple-choice question is called seeing clearly, a noun explanation is called crying while doing, an analysis question is called getting up and falling apart, a test range is called taking all the books, and a test focus is that everything I say is the focus! If you want to cope with the final exam only by focusing, young man, your mind is dangerous! but ...