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Finally relieved. Tell me about it.
Finally relieved. Tell me about it.
First, I finally got rid of it. Listen to your inner voice. Impulse and fever are demons. Breaking up is a sign. I can really feel whether I like it or not. Yes, I will. Above.
Second, I'm getting a divorce. This is a long and short day. After so many hardships, I finally don't want to persist. I'm not very sad. I should have got the answer a long time ago. I am very tired and relaxed. I'm finally getting rid of it, right? The past was forgotten, and I lived well for the rest of my life. Mr. y
Third, I will go to the meeting and know where I might go! There are joys and sorrows! What are we doing? The leader is not easy to serve! It's hard to live! ! I ran into Mr. Chicken after the meeting, and it was hard to hide my joy. Did you welcome me or finally get rid of it? ! Well, I'm relieved to forget. Seeing that they will still be on WeChat, I feel like a unlucky person! ! You are arranged to attend a fruit party, and Mei Mei will pick you up! Is it? This is the best ending imaginable! ! I'm so unlucky! !
Fourth, finally, the man who said he would rather divorce than drink with his brother is definitely a good man. Finally relieved.
Five, bid farewell to Jiudu, a year, two months and more than ten days, finally relieved, and the next handover work is more troublesome.
After so many years of frustration, I told myself that it was because I didn't want to be liked, and it would be very troublesome until I finally got rid of it today.
Seven, although the weight of a sorry sentence is not very heavy, but the stone that is pressed in my heart is finally relieved.
Eight, finally don't have to wait, finally relieved! Love rat is love rat! No matter how innocent you pretend, you can't change your nature!
I'm glad I finally got rid of your temper. The whole person is relaxed. I wish you a happy life.
Ten, so excited! In order to abruptly cut off the inertia that followed, I have been afraid to lie on the sofa for over a month! Hey! How touching! I finally got rid of the sofa. I love you!
Xi。 I'm just a dispensable person to everyone. Oh, maybe I'm not a man, but a slave. Death may be the greatest blessing for me. If I don't reply tomorrow, you should congratulate me on finally being free.
At that moment, I felt that I could finally love myself, finally ask myself what I wanted, finally talk to my heart, and finally be free ~
Yesterday, my brother came to my mother's company for a day's work on the last day of summer vacation, and he did well. Today, we finally breathed a sigh of relief. Let's go to see the performance of the elder sister and the second sister in the evening.
Fourteen years old, finally got rid of a big burden, cumbersome, finally freed, relaxed, ahahahaha, let's celebrate.
Fifteen, I want to tell the world that I want to break up with Scott. I put up with it for so long and finally got rid of it.
Sixteen, start filling in the papers that were not handed in last week. I finally got rid of it. I'm great, I'm the best, I'm the cutest, and the city of time is coming! !
Seventeen, always forget, always give up, but when you know that he is married and has children, you finally know that you can get rid of it. No imagination of giving up, no imagination of sadness and heartache. Just wake up at this moment, you no longer love, just miss the good feeling of being together. Mm-hmm, that's right.
Eighteen, if one day I get terminally ill, I will definitely leave a suicide note. Great, I'm finally relieved. I'm really tired in this life. I hope I won't be a man again in my next life.
19. What is the significance of her shortcomings in your eyes? You criticize her every day and make her feel bad. She was insecure and went too far. It's a good thing for you that I left you, because you can finally be free from torture. I shouldn't belong to you like this. My shortcomings are advantages in his eyes. This is the man I am looking for. Only love can't make do.
For two or three years, I endured for three years, suppressed for three years, wronged for three years, and finally got rid of it after watching unfair things happen for three years.
Twenty-one, knowing that you are leaving, and finally leaving, I seem to be relieved a lot ~ it's time to go for a walk ~
Twenty-two, finally relieved ~ the result is not important ~
Anyway, I'm relieved at last, and the rest is beyond my control. Give yourself a good holiday.
Twenty-four, finally finished the exam, tortured for half a year, finally freed, but I don't know if I will come again next year.
Twenty-five, finally relieved! Tomorrow's schedule: watch the car, teach disc playing, get together with friends at night and go home. Adjust two days to start fitness and rest for a month! Then walk! ! !
Twenty-six, even the most authoritative hospital can't save it. He finally got rid of it. Should I be happy or sad for him? I really feel that the world is not gentle at all.
27. If you really face one thing, you will get a very direct result. Although the result was bloody and bloody, I finally got the answer and got rid of it.
Twenty-eight years old, finally relieved, that made me tremble at the thought of class reunion and social activities, and now I can finally face it calmly. Don't worry that you can't speak. You need to know whether you can speak. No one will care. If you are wrong, no one will hold a knife to your neck. Don't worry about your image, because your image may be so bad that there is no room for decline. Farting can save your image, because at least you don't do it like before. The above is for all students with social phobia.
Twenty-nine, enlarge your mind and put yourself in the whole universe. No matter how great the pain is, it is so humble and insignificant. Let go of obsession, let go of yourself, and finally get rid of it.
On QQ personality getting rid of the bondage of love
1. If love can be photographed, how many centimeters is the negative? Every box is a memory, but I'm sorry where I am now.
You said that four-leaf clover represents happiness. But how can I be happy without you?
3. I want to write your story into a book, but how can meager paper carry your deep affection?
The only thing you can't cheat in the world is your own heart, which always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.
Don't ask me if I loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you.
6. Maybe there is no end to love, then we will break up halfway and leave the most beautiful scenery.
7. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever and never come back.
8. For me, the most thorough sadness is that I just fell in love with you and am about to leave.
9, always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.
10, even if swearing, step by step. I can only retreat, and I lost.
1 1, I locked all my appointments with you in a glass cabinet, which is a missing field where time can't flow.
12, but it's a pity that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but it never waits for people. Unfortunately, I am a meteorite and he is a meteor.
13. Growth is a painful period, and a reckless period is called youth.
14, you made me tremble and never let go of my heart, so I tied myself tightly.
15. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
16, the years are flowing, but only you know who has appeared in whose memory.
17, joy is not necessarily a joke, sadness is not necessarily a poem. Because of you, I feel the emotion between the lines.
18, fireworks will not be perfect until dark. Memories burned to ashes, still can't wait for the end.
19, you are on the left bank, promise me a half-life, I am on the right bank, and I lost my life.
20. I ran into it on the way to escape my fate.
2 1, I wanted to show a different me with a different mood, but suddenly I collapsed in front of you.
22. Even if you and I are at the equator and at the North Pole, as long as we hold back our hugs, our world will not fall.
23. Get used to this thing, especially when you have to face change.
24. I know clearly in my heart that you have left, but I still can't help but want to seize the hope of self-mockery.
25. Without true love in love, it is no longer interesting. I feel that your love for me lacks that sincerity.
26. It's not that you don't like it, but because it's too far away, you can't feel my goodness.
27. For love, we put our souls on the bet. If we lose the bet, we will never recover.
28. I know that love is not everything. Now I know that everything is not love.
29. Fate is not so ridiculous. It just brings you together and separates you.
Sometimes you are willing to forgive your mistakes, but you can't start all over again.
The couple decided to divorce and get rid of it. Talk about mood phrases.
1. The tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.
2, let go of love, I groaned all the way, countless sadness.
Sometimes, the hardest thing to let go is what you never really have.
The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.
There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.
You are like the starlight at the fingertips, which I can see but can't touch.
7. No one is sorry for anyone in marriage, but they all tolerate each other for a happy family. A man should not trample on a woman's dignity with your temper. She is not your slave. Don't challenge a woman's endurance with your personality. She doesn't owe you anything. Men want to go home when they cry, and women choose to leave when they cry. When she leaves, when her tears dry and her heart dies, don't say how to love her. Be kind to each other and cherish each other.
8. Once forever, once close to the pledge of eternal love, just your sweet words, then what am I?
9. One should go on calmly and resolutely.
10. Whoever pretends that he is not sad with a smile will hide his sadness seamlessly.
1 1. It's deep, but it's hard to say. It turns out that if you really love someone and feel sour in your heart, you will be speechless and sweet-talk, and most of you will tell irrelevant people.
12. Those who are not related to you by blood and are always willing to be kind to you are all people worth cherishing. -Xu
13. It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce here, it's called dismissal.
14, it's hard to say that tears are spinning in your eyes, you know.
15, I will not forgive any form of betrayal.
16, since you don't love it, why do you have to pretend?
17, I love you for blurting it out and breaking many girls' hearts.
18, I like your name and the way you smile.
19, I am not afraid to face hordes, but I know what fear is when I face you alone.
After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
2 1, constant losses make me fearless.
22. When I chose to trust you, you pushed me to despair. You are really cruel.
The relationship between husband and wife after marriage is not a unilateral request and giving, but also each according to his ability and his place, so as to give full play to it.
24. Go their separate ways and pursue each other alone. No matter how strong a person is, there will be times when he is weak. One day, the girl couldn't control her emotions. She cried and told the boy on the phone that she had changed since he left, and told her the grievances that had been hidden in her heart for a long time.
25. I once gave you all my love, but you didn't care.
26. The saddest thing for women is not getting old, but losing themselves in marriage and plain life. Women can age, but they must be elegant to death, and they can't be worn away by marriage.
Since we can't catch it, why don't we give it a ride?
I feel like I'm falling apart. Tell me about it.
I feel like I'm falling apart. Tell me about it.
(1) It's been more than half a month, I can't sleep at night, and I wake up on time before 6: 00 in the morning ... How stressed am I recently ... I feel like I'm going to collapse. ...
(2) How many holidays have I had bad luck? I failed my period, too. I feel like I'm going to collapse. I admire that this amazing female species doesn't have so much blood.
I want to go home. I want to eat my favorite food. The food here really doesn't like diarrhea for more than ten days, and I feel like I'm going to collapse. I'm very hungry recently, and I don't have enough to eat. Less than ten minutes after eating, I'm still hungry, fat and healthy. The last sentence is that I always feel dizzy and want to be blown down by the wind. I bought fast chocolate and it melted. When I woke up in the morning, I found my voice hoarse, dizzy and weak. I really want to go home and have a meal at home. I have a plan.
(4) I didn't feel any pain when I pulled out my wisdom teeth on the first day. After the anesthetic worked, it didn't hurt much. The acceptable range is dull pain. No stitches, and now I'm short of breath, chest tightness, dizziness and weakness. I feel like I'm falling apart.
(5) I am tired and paralyzed early in the morning. After buying a dish, I have no activity from the first floor to the second floor. I really think I'm going to fail. I really try my best to go home. No, no, take a break quickly, even drinking water is hard. hey
(6) the courier didn't come early or late, but it came when I was taking a shower. There were still several times when I first challenged the double eyelid patch. Haha, it's embarrassing. Originally, I wanted to walk to eat mala Tang, but I felt so hungry that I had to ride a battery car to eat it quickly. As a result, when can a group of beautiful women wait for me in front of me?
After coming back from the gym, I went to the gym to practice for a while. When I came, I was sweating all over. Now I feel like I'm falling apart. It is only useful to practice when I am full of energy.
(8) I am not happy to stay up until now. I have absorbed a face of radiation, and the whole person has collapsed. Tomorrow is still Black Friday. How to spend our teacher Li feels that report analysis is your world.
I feel exhausted ~ I want a big hug and a long dream ~
Accustomed to my delicate stomach, I won't lose weight even if I don't eat or drink. I feel like I'm falling apart.
(1 1) I feel like I'm going to collapse. Dizzy insisted on helping Xiao Pang take a bath. Now I'm lying in bed sweating. I think I'm going to die.
The elevator is broken. I haven't fixed it all afternoon. I climbed up the 19 floor in five-centimeter high heels and felt like I was going to collapse.
(13) After paying attention to unannounced visits for an afternoon, I was highly nervous and suddenly relaxed after work, feeling that the whole person was going to collapse. I don't know if I will catch a cold. . . I've been under too much pressure recently, and then I have to wait for more than ten days. I feel unbearable. Time passes too slowly. . . The inspection will be done tomorrow, but I don't want to do anything. Am I hopeless?
14. The coffee I drank last night was so effective. I'm sober and have a lot of ideas. Exercise and housework feel that people are going to collapse, mainly because they have not eaten. Come on! Work hard! You love your job!
She still eats rice noodles on such a hot day. I feel like I'm going to collapse and I'm afraid of the heat.
(16) I wasn't so tired during the real exam, but I was going to collapse, and I felt like I was going to collapse.
(17) Feel very tired, do everything by yourself, and then do a bunch of meaningless things when you are busiest.
(18) I feel like I'm going to collapse. Today, the city club will supervise the reform process. I made a 45-minute report, and when the leader commented, people almost fell down, as if they were stuck in their chest and could not breathe. I finally got a backache after work.
(XIX) The day after Shanjue was born, Shanma wanted to go to the toilet. She fainted after getting up twice in the morning and couldn't walk. The doctor told her to exercise. Looking at this road to the bathroom, I feel very painful. The road to hell is like this ... I was wrong. I shouldn't have eaten that box of yogurt in the morning. Now I feel paralyzed on the toilet.
(20) At 2: 30 in the afternoon, I held three meetings in a row, then discussed with the director the preparations for vocational education week, and then went to play badminton non-stop. Finally, I was so busy that I ate a mouthful of rice that I felt that the whole person was going to collapse.
(2 1) Taking a medicine bath on this day, I feel that the whole person is going to collapse and just want to sleep.
The manager kept talking. He felt that he would be terminally ill one day and would collapse.
(23) In recent days, I have eaten spicy hot pot and shrimp, and the frequency of drinking is also one after another. I either throw up or pull, which makes people feel like I'm going to collapse. Actually, I really don't want to drink now. Maybe I'll leave a big message that I'm pretending to be a friend.
(24) I danced indoors again today, sweating like rain, and I felt that people were going to collapse. After drinking water several times, the outdoor temperature is very low and the wind is still blowing. I don't feel so tired. This means that fat burning is not as effective as indoors, coach.
(25) If you don't exercise for a long time and eat so many snacks, your immunity will drop and you will get sick easily. If you are ill for a few days, you will feel broken.
I'm so tired that I feel like I'm going to collapse. . . Today is finally over. . . I feel that today should be the worst day of the year. . .
(27) I can't sleep at night, and my mind is full of pictures flashing, and then there are various dubbing one after another. I feel tossed and turned all night and I can't sleep well. I didn't sleep late in the morning, and I felt like I was going to collapse. It's hot and urgent Is the tormenting summer so annoying?
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