How to write humorous sentences about playing billiards?

As follows:

1. As you sway gently, the ball has gone into the hole, perfect.

2. Carp jumps over the dragon gate.

3. I love you like a white ball touching a colored ball.

4. Low stick, hitting the lower part of the ball can completely transfer the energy to the target ball. The cue ball first stops, then rotates and moves backward, commonly known as shrinking stick.

5. A perfect parabola simply cannot be cracked using functions.

6. No matter where you stand, the ball can go home.

7. Choose from six holes.

8. Pull, release, and pull.

9. You are my eight ball and I will keep you until the end.

10. Do you want to choose a two-color ball or a single-color ball?

11. Bend your back a little and lift your butt a little, the ball will be easier to score.