Funny sentences to prank people on April Fool's Day

Funny sentences to trick people on April Fool's Day (selected 90 sentences)

There was once a sincere love that I did not cherish, and I regretted it only after losing it. If given another chance, I would say four words to that girl: stay away from me! Below are the funny sentences (selected 90 sentences) that I collected for everyone on April Fool’s Day. You are welcome to read them.

Funny April Fool’s Day pranks 1

1. If you receive this message, it proves that your phone is infected with a virus. Please take out the phone card immediately and clean it with gasoline.

2. I wish you: unstoppable luck in playing cards, a leopard with golden flowers, others staring at you with a smile, and others paying you to collect money.

3. April Fool’s Day is here. I wish all the fools in the world will be as wise as they are fools, and the fools will be even fooler, and they will be happy, and they will find their place. Happy April Fools' Day to all the fools out there.

4. Pay attention, look to your left and then to your right. Be careful of a mental patient who is looking around with his mobile phone.

5. When Tang Seng was taking his three disciples to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have time to read text messages!"

6. Concern is because of consideration, longing is because of reluctance to let go, reluctance is because of liking, and I really want to tell them, I won’t sell this goose! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. You have high blood pressure and high blood lipids, and your position is not high. He doesn't speak in general meetings, he doesn't speak in small meetings, and his prostate is inflamed. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is prominent.

8. Don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as April 1st, the first thing I think of is you. Who said today is your holiday!

9. I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, cuddling with each other. You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof...

10. In the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: You don't Do you know I'm pregnant? The man said nervously: The child is not mine!

11. Jade Emperor: Now the court in heaven is open to hear the case of Erlang Shen’s roaring dog QQ and Chang’e’s Jade Rabbit. The defendant is called! Hey! Roaring Sky Dog! Calling you! Still reading text messages!

12. Three pigs were quarreling, and the boss scolded: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second child scolded: You are even more boring, posting dirty jokes every day! But the most boring ones are the third ones, who just watch and watch.

13. I once had a sincere love that I didn’t cherish, and I regretted it only after losing it. If given another chance, I would say four words to that girl: stay away from me!

14. There is a kind of longing called dreaming, there is a kind of love called growing old, there is a kind of beauty called beautiful appearance, there is a kind of promise called forever, there is a kind of greeting called hello little pig!

15. I want to give you an unexpected gift! oh? What a kiss! Thank you! No no..., what I give you are the germs that I have caught a cold in these past few days! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. New uses of mobile phones: Applicable people are "young women", usage: "Set the mobile phone to vibrate, put it in the left and right jacket pockets in turn, and call several times." It takes ten days to see results, breast enlargement is not negotiable!

17. You accompany me through the streets and alleys, escorting me. Passers-by admire your handsomeness, which makes me happy. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for "the dog rewards you with two bones at night."

18. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot.

19. I dreamed of you last night: you were happily walking around me, I leaned down, you stretched your head happily, I took out a candy, and you were happy: woof woof woof. .

Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

20. Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in recent days. When going out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. When I was poor, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; when I was frustrated in love, you were by my side. I'm so unlucky to be with you!

22. Whether the weather is hot or cold, I always miss you in the distance. I would like to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to you every day, even if all it can do is a simple action: in You have shit on your head!

23. Did you receive a text message on this day last year that remains fresh in your memory? If you receive this message, it proves that your phone is infected with a virus. Please immediately throw your phone into water and soak it for a day.

24. It was too late, but it was so fast. I just moved my thumb, and a text message flew to your phone at a speed ten thousand times faster than Xiao Li's flying knife, and appeared in front of you. You immediately Cloudy and sunny, smiles all over the face!

25. If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. It’s a pity. You are an orangutan~I can only see you in the zoo! well. What a pity!

26. I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If I am not famous, I will be afraid of being strong. I will ignore it for the sake of fools. It is a matter of success or failure. Fools know. If you don’t believe it, you must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

27. A rich woman came to Cowherd's shop and stepped into the store door. The manager came up and asked, "Who do you want, Miss?" The rich woman replied, "The most handsome one and the one with the best skills!" The manager shouted, "A Tao, stop reading the text messages and pick up the passengers..."

28. Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. The plane is about to take off. After the plane took off, the stewardess announced again, asking everyone to fasten their seat belts. We forgot to load breakfast today on the plane.

29. I went to see you early in the morning and found you eating. I couldn’t bear to disturb you. You stared at me lovingly while eating. I shyly said: "Pig, don't look at me like this, she's still young! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. The two idiots vowed to get married next year. A year later, Ah-Dai took the woman back, and was heartbroken. I wanted to keep it secret, so I hid it in the ruined temple. After a while, Gua arrived and asked, "Where is my wife?" What? You are obviously very smart but you are deceived. Do you know what is the most painful thing in the world? It is that you are obviously very smart but have to live - April Fool's Day.

　32. I don't. Humorous cells do not have funny genes, nor do they have chromosomes that harm people. They only have a sincere heart and a sincere blessing: I wish you a happy April Fool's Day and a happy fool!

33. The sky is high, let the birds fly, send a message to the turtle, turtle, don’t press it, if you press it again, you are an idiot, if you press it, don’t press it again, if you press it again, you will be a big idiot, idiot, idiot, don’t be angry, send it out quickly, also I can calm you down!

34. No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives; no matter how good your intelligence is, you will be knocked down by a brick; go your own way and let others take a taxi; wear other people’s shoes and let them take a taxi. Go find it! Send you Monday greetings and let others envy you!

35. When Xiao Wang came back from a business trip in Shanghai, he found that the zipper of his bag was opened as soon as he got off the train. Look, the information is still there, but there are words written by the thief in the blank space of the information: Such a beautiful bag, there is no money in it.

36. You should leave room for "foolishness" in your life, and you should not leave anything behind when doing things. "Foolish" power, life must be like "foolish" water, today I was trying to find "foolish" in troubled waters, and finally found you, the "foolish" who slipped through the net.

37. No April Fool's Day! There are only fools, but also blessings; April Fool's Day is not only deception, but also greetings; April Fool's Day is not only ridicule, but also sincerity; April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish you to keep up with the times and keep your foolishness behind.

38. April Fools’ Day is here to fool people. Fools must be level-headed. Do not scold, beat, or bully. Fools must be peaceful. Fools must behave in style.

Fools create harmony, romance and auspiciousness.

39. A shooting star flashed across the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. Unexpectedly, just after I made my wish, the shooting star came back with a "swish" and said to me: "Brother ! Are you sincerely embarrassing me? ”

40. It’s so strange, seven turtles are playing disco, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Qi, and three A mouse shoots Level 3, two crabs do Tai Chi, and a piglet reads information!

41. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! If you are not an acquaintance, it is difficult to tell that you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

42. I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still don't dare. I have been thinking about it for a long time, and there is something I have always wanted to say, but I am afraid of causing harm to you, but in order to show my sincerity, I have to say - get up!

43. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar in everything. , no wonder everyone calls you...a beast! Happy April Fool's Day!

44. Among the thousands of flowers, you are so charming and graceful. Sure enough, the nine-day fairy is exquisite and smart. Looking at you, Lu Li, you are colorful and merciful. You are really a first-class beauty in the spring of peach blossoms and twenty-eight years of age! Oh my god, shemale! Happy April Fool's Day!

45. The moment I made up my mind to leave, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and cried. Holding you tight: I won’t sell this pig!

46. If you want to do a general cleaning at home, you will first throw away A old clothes; B old electrical appliances; C small things; D old books and magazines. A: You have strong ability to spend money; B: You need people to help you manage your finances; C: You are a master of financial management; D: You never spend money randomly.

47. The water knows the depth of the fish; God knows the freedom of the bird; nature knows the happiness of the insect; I know your happiness: you must be giggling blankly and silently, it belongs to you. .The holiday is coming, happy April Fool’s Day!

48. Life requires 100 efforts, 50 knowledge, 40 self-confidence, 30 persistence, 20 opportunities, and 10 luck. You have all of these. Come on, as long as you use your heart and add up these factors, you will definitely become 100% ——250,

49. Today, a half-immortal who is very accurate told my fortune. The hexagram said that I was born to defeat you, and one day you will die by my sword! The half-immortal asked me to change my job to save you from this disaster! Help me think about what I should do if I don't kill pigs

50. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him: Tell me, where are you from? If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University! Funny sentences to prank people on April Fool's Day 2

1. It wasn't until today that I thought of you, and it wasn't until now that I dared to send you a text message. It was only at this moment today that I had the courage to say to you: I ~Love~ you. Also, happy April Fool’s Day!

2. Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you receive this text message, you will smile at the corner of your mouth, arch your nose, and hum twice to let other pigs know that the owner likes you the most!

3. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly reached out to the barcode scanner and saw the screen display: Pig's trotters 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken, but you turned your face over and looked at it. The screen showed pork head meat for 5 yuan!

4. Entertainment is justified, but bullying is not guilty. April Fool's Day is approaching. In order to set off a new trend of tricking people, you are specially invited to attend the 2022 Pranking Ceremony to compete for the "Tricky Master". The winner will receive a golden pig head. I wish you success!

5. As soon as I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man chasing a fat pig with a wine glass in his hand. While chasing him, he shouted: Why are you running? Are you trying to cheat? If you are a brother, you have to drink this glass of wine! If you look closely, it turns out that this drunkard is you.

6. On this special day, I wanted to call you, but I was worried that you would misunderstand me; I really wanted to blow you a kiss, but I was worried that you wouldn’t believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a text message to say hello, have you been fooled today?

7. First couplet: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back. Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life. Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Dear, do you want to be pursued by him? Dear, do you want him to notice you? Dear, do you want him to confess to you? Dear, do you want to hold hands with her? Dear, do you want him to send you a text message now? Dear, you think too much - Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Happiness needs simplicity to sow, life needs enthusiasm to water, and feelings need text messages to communicate. For the sake of the dime I spent, I will have fun with my phone. I wish you good luck every year. There is "foolishness"!

10. A group of piglets in a pigsty. When there are six piglets, they play disco, when there are five piglets, they play chess, when there are four piglets, they grab pears, when there are three piglets, they break off the pig's trotters, and when there are two piglets, they play in the mud. Read information at a time!

11. Due to the large number of complaints received recently, it is suspected that your line is faulty. Please call and say loudly: test. In order to determine the fault, thank you for your cooperation.

12. You walk swaying left and right, let others go shopping, your wife loves someone else, and your son is raped. In fact, you are quite handsome, but your IQ is too bad, so dumb!

13. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that he would just shake his head or answer "no" no matter what question he was asked. Have you heard of this story?

14. Do you know why I like you? The face of a baby is playful, the body of a panda is naive, the ears with windy ears are good luck, the steps are swaying and funny, you are the best match for watching the exhibition.

15. Before April Fool’s Day comes, I remind you: Fools must be thorough and don’t get angry when being fooled. Tricks must be hidden and plans must be thorough. Deception must be based on text messages and sent in large quantities. So stupid that it has a purpose, so stupid that it has meaning, and it is so stupid that it is unprecedented!

16. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows are used to work when there is work, cats are used to make meals from house to house, sheep are used to grill skewers in the future, dogs are used to be spoiled, and you are waiting. Out of the circle. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. Stand in front of the pond, jump on the spot a few times, blink your left eye three times, and your right eye three times, then keep blinking with a smile on your face, and finally you can go down Jumped!

18. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you. You, none of this is any of your business!

19. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes life scary, and my free time becomes more and more boring. Fortunately, I can send you text messages. hey-hey! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. The boyfriend said to his girlfriend: I will always love you. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend in confusion: What is forever? The boyfriend replied: "I will continue to love you even after death." Haha, happy April Fool's Day.

21. Dear user, in the 5G era, your mobile phone can be used to swipe credit cards for shopping. Please use it. If the supermarket does not accept it, please hit yourself on the head with your mobile phone. I wish you a happy consumption.

22. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and Durian like your body scent! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. April Fool’s Day commandments: the first commandment is to fool around, the second commandment is to play tricks, the third commandment is to play tricks, the fourth commandment is to run around, the fifth commandment is to be late for work, the sixth commandment is not to eat enough, the seventh commandment is not to laugh when reading text messages, Bajie! Do you know?

24. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, rare, and uniquely stupid, and you are so cute that you are cute. Hehe, don’t be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Bajie Huazhai has never returned.

On this day, a person who looked exactly like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said he might be a goblin. Tang Monk said: Try sending a text message. If you reply, it will be Bajie. If you don't reply, you will be a goblin!

26. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult! But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

27. The housing price fools us into living in a house; the salary fools us into working from 9 to 5; the reality fools us into a trance; it turns out that every day is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and much happiness.

28. Let’s go! Find someone worthy of your love... I don't know you well enough. I know that some things cannot be forced and some gaps cannot be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really couldn't believe that you left with someone just for a bone.

29. 4.1 April Fool’s Day is here. I know this is your favorite holiday, but don’t just enjoy yourself. If you ignore me, I became "goubuli"!

30. Late at night, in loneliness, I woke up from my dream and said goodbye to the beautiful dreamland. Why? Why? You are leaving me. How can I sleep peacefully at night without you? The damn quilt fell to the floor again!

31. Have you received a lot of text messages from fools today? Let me tell you, I sent them from other people’s mobile phones. There is no need to thank me for bringing you so much “pain” and joy. I just wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

32. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptom is always looking at text messages on the phone and grinning the most. You should be careful!

33. When Ah-Dai was peeing, he saw the writing on the wall: Look up. Adi looked up curiously and saw the writing: Look up again, so he looked again. On the wall near the ceiling, it was written : You peed on your shoes!

34. You are very handsome, and everyone loves you when flowers bloom; you are very awesome, and you have everything you want; you are very cool, but ordinary blessings are wrong, and April Fools' Day blessings are more reliable. I wish you lots of happiness on April 1st!

35. My surname is my love for you, my nickname is to understand you, my scientific name is to love you, my nickname is to read you, my book is called to dream of you, my pen name is to love you, my nickname is to chase you! Hehe, look at how beautiful you are. In fact, my real name is Doudou you!

36. Brother, you dance the Gangnam style very well and happily, but don’t swing your head too much, okay? It's all filled with water. I'm afraid if you can't control it properly, the water will burst. Haha. Happy April Fool's Day.

37. Sha Monk said I have 16 changes! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I have 72 transformations! Tang Monk was furious: I didn’t see any phone calls on the Xitian Road, and all the monsters were using their phones to read text messages! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. April Fool’s Day is here, and I would like to “fool” you for fun. I wish you to have a "foolish" income every year, a "foolish" mood to be happy every day, a wide source of money and an "foolish" day to come, and a wonderful life with "foolishness" flourishing.

39. In this boring world, there is a boring me. I use my boring time to send you a very boring text message and ask you an even more boring question: You Bored?

40. Some people always avoid you intentionally and hate the smell of you, but I like to be close to you and even want to bite you in my mouth. They asked me in surprise: What age are you in? , do you still like to eat stinky tofu? ;