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A cold and trembling humorous sentence

1. Be nice to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

Grandpa Dong caught a cold. He yawned when he was running in the morning, and leaves were flying all over the campus. Grandpa Fog seems to be confused by this strange weather and sprayed so much fog on the earth. Everyone touches me, I touch you, and no one can see. The only thing I can see are two bright eyes.

In the morning, I got dressed, put on my schoolbag and hurried to school. As soon as I went out, there was a breeze full of morning breeze, blowing my hair, my skirt and a chill coming at me. I shrank my hand, looked up and found a sea of fog everywhere, and all the scenery became blurred, as if covered with a layer of white gauze. When I walked to the plane tree, I saw that all the leaves of the plane tree were dead, flying down one by one, like the feet of a duckling, drifting down step by step.

You know, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold, unless you gave me a red envelope.

I can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold to move and the machine is stuck.

6. There is no other half, as long as there are two people with 50 points, there are no perfect two people, as long as there are two hearts.

7. I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

8. The snow on the ground is thick and soft in winter; Snow falls on the house, white, loose and soft; The trees were covered with snow, which bent the branches. The sun shines brightly on the snow-capped mountains.

9. Snowflakes are flying in winter, and the river is covered with that thick ice coat. Although we can't swim in the river, the river still brings us happiness. We like skating on the river, making snowmen and having snowball fights. Happy laughter echoed in the sky.

10. Towards midnight, it was very cold. In the pale moonlight, the sand dunes look like a silver tomb, and there is no movement. He shivered in the cold north wind, and his hands and feet were stiff with cold.

1 1. In winter, when it snows heavily, the yard is beautiful! The fig tree became "Santa Claus", the peach tree became "Mickey Mouse" and the vine became the "white lotus belt" in the sun.

12. Autumn passed and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tightened my clothes and towels, and I couldn't help thinking of my relatives and friends far away. I silently wish you all the peace in my heart! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!