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Stealing stars in September jokes

In the examination room, the examinees were working hard, and only heard a rustling sound. In January, they laughed at each other. As soon as the invigilator sat in the chair, in January, he raised a finger "Boom!" I saw the teacher "whoosh" and flew to the sky. In January, I quickly picked up the exam papers written by my classmates and copied them.

In the examination room, the candidates were working hard and only heard the rustling sound. In February, the invigilator smiled at the table and said, "There are still 3 minutes left to hand in the papers!" The words sound just fell, a cobra fell from the sky, and the invigilator screamed, and the audience was in chaos. In February, the examinees were immersed in the chaos and copied wildly.

In the examination room, the examinees were immersed in hard work and only heard the rustling sound. In March, they sneered and only heard the "brushing" sound, and a deck of playing cards flew to the podium. When the two invigilators saw it, they played playing cards on the podium. I only heard the sound of rustling. April sneered, only to see April waving a cane, and with a hiss, the invigilator's crotch was torn open. The invigilator hurriedly covered * * * and ran out. When April saw it, he picked up what he had copied in March and worked hard.

They all finished it in May, but they were impatient for a moment, and the seventh feeling was "petrified" and ". I saw that the invigilator was shaking and said, "Come on ... classmates, let's ... let's get the answer right, the first question ..."

In June, when I saw them cheating in the examination room in the opposite building, I was dissatisfied and vowed to copy better than them. "Ah ..." Suddenly, all the windows and light bulbs were free, and the teacher was called by her.

See the invigilator just being carried out of the classroom in July. "Absolute defense!" Blocked the classroom door, so that another invigilator could not enter, and copied it in July.

When I saw it in August, I thought: Hum ~ ~ What is this? In May, they were checking the answers in the examination room. By reading minds, they slowly wrote < P > what they saw in September, quickly changed their clothes, disguised themselves as September days, and stole the invigilator's answers by diverting the tiger from the mountains.

I saw it in October, "Red Lotus!" Burn down another teaching building, and take advantage of everyone to put out the fire, and pick up the copy of September by yourself.

Cang Yue slept by, but when she didn't move in October, she woke her up and kindly handed Cang Yue the answers she had copied. Cang Yue held out a hand to the invigilator, and in an instant, all the invigilators were frozen, so she took the October exam paper and copied it slowly.

Xuan Yue saw them shaking their heads, and September asked, "Brother Xuan Yue, if you don't hurry up, you will hand in your papers!" Xuan Yue said unhurriedly, "It's too much trouble for you to do this. It's better to let the invigilator send me the answer himself." The words sound just fell, and I saw the invigilator coming towards Xuan Yue with his completed test paper in his hand (mind control ing). In other months, he was all dumbfounded-B Khan.