Looking for the joke of "reporting tree"

One day, an officer trained new recruits. After the recruits assembled and lined up, the officer shouted to them, "Count off!" ",but no one moved.

The officer was very angry and roared, "Why didn't you move when I said' Count off'! ! "

Xiao Ming, a recruit, asked Xiaogang next to him, "What should I do?"

Xiao Gang replied: "If you don't listen, you will be punished for doing push-ups. Let's go for it! "

Say that finish, a pair of recruits all hugged the tree next to them!

The officer fainted.