Happy classic funny sentences

1, when there are many good people, bad people get things done easily. Because there are fewer bad guys, the value goes up. When the bad guys are rampant, the good guys are easy to succeed. Because good people are scarce, their worth doubles. Stick to being a good person, and luck will always turn.

He who chases two rabbits at the same time can't catch either. Don't covet everything, or you will have nothing; Don't try to know everything, or you will know nothing; Don't try to be omnipotent, or you will become omnipotent. To lose is to gain; Pain is happiness.

3. Sometimes it's your friends who make you fail miserably; What makes you successful is sometimes your opponent. We should learn to be grateful; You should learn to hold a grudge.

4. It is smart to turn simplicity into wealth; Turning wealth into simplicity is wisdom. Rich, helpful to thinking; Simple and easy to realize. Rich and simple, can think and do, can achieve great things.

5. The material living standard between husband and wife is decided by the one with higher income; The level of spiritual life between them is determined by the party with lower quality.

6. There is no discard in the world. It is a waste card in others' hands, but it is a good card in your own hands.

7. In the hotbed of life, the disaster of life was born. Neglect is a great love.

8. Great men are great because you are kneeling. Cut off a great man's head and you will be as tall as him.

9. Being smart is not wisdom, but wisdom must be smart.

10, small trees with shallow roots are easily blown down by storms; People don't fall down only when they are burdened.

1 1, the extreme of richness is simplicity; Gorgeous extreme is plain; The extreme of love is silence.

12, eggs are safest in two baskets; But it's safer in an iron basket.

13, correct, sometimes looks like an error; Mistakes sometimes seem right.

14, the eyes can see far away, but they can't see the eyes in their eyes; A very clever barber can't shave his head.

15, anger gives birth to poets; Loneliness gives birth to thoughts; Liveliness makes fashion.

16, brave and timid; Timid and brave; Dagong private; If private is public.

17, poverty and prosperity are accompanied by simplicity; Ignorance and success go hand in hand, and this is concentration.

18, people can cross natural obstacles, but they can't cross their own obstacles with wisdom.

19, small money often has money. Small fish always like to float on the water; Sharks just hide in the depths of the sea. Therefore, the streets are full of poor people dressed in gold and silver.

20. The need of life is to take; The greatest need is to be needed.