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What are the bad Internet celebrity summer artifacts?

Last summer, the temperature remained high. I went out for 10 minutes, sweating like a pig. This is really difficult for the working group. In order to avoid heatstroke, I bought a lot of "cooling artifacts" and spent money, but it was useless. Today, I'd like to introduce some basking artifacts I bought. If you are going to start, please think twice!

Hanging neck refrigeration fan

Sweat-absorbing patch

(green) electric mosquito-repellent incense 1.0?

Ice cushion

Air circulation fan

what can I say? Don't watch all kinds of grass growing online. The buyer show and the seller show are always different.

Sweat-absorbing patch

Reference price: 19.9

I think it's just an IQ tax, so just talk about it! ! ! It looks a bit like a cotton napkin, which is really sticky, but for me who loves to wear loose clothes, it really doesn't fit the position of my armpit at all, and it can't absorb the sweat under my armpit at all. At the end of the day, the antiperspirant cream is as dry as it was just coming out! ! ! Wearing slim and tight clothes and long sleeves may be fine. If the sleeves are too short, it is easy to show a little bit, which is particularly ugly! !

(green) electric mosquito-repellent incense 1.0?

Reference price: 25

Main ingredients: 0.6% cypermethrin.

Solvent quality: household solvent

Mandrel material: traditional wooden mandrel

Usage time: 240 hours/bottle

Evaluation of use: the appearance is not fashionable, and the mosquito repellent effect is ok, but the household solvent is easy to smell like smoke, and it tastes like essence when used. That's it? Out? .

Hanging neck refrigeration fan

Reference price: 59

As a pregnant woman with a second child, I am particularly afraid of heat. It always rains in the previous stage. When it is particularly cold, my colleagues feel cold in long sleeves, and I feel just right in short sleeves.

Seeing that it's getting hotter and hotter, I can't freeze everyone in the office by turning on the air conditioner alone. Just thinking about getting an intelligent hair dryer in a treasure, I found this hair dryer hanging around my neck ... The proper IQ tax hanging around my neck made me feel particularly noisy, because it was close to my ears! ! ! It buzzes after wearing it for a while. I can't hang this thing around my neck. You can put it on my lap. It's not good to stand on the table and want to be a fan! It's just a pit anyway. I advise you not to buy it.

Ice cushion

Reference price: 38

I thought it would make the buttocks a little cooler, but who thought that its ice durability was too short, and the longer it sat, the more sultry it became, and it could not cool down at all. Although it is not expensive, it is really of little use.

Air circulation fan

Reference price: 299

Facts have proved that most black technologies born out of thin air cannot stand the test of time. First of all, let's talk about the overall advantages and disadvantages: the air circulation fan is better than the ordinary fan in function: the air volume is large and the distance is long, which can really disperse the air in the whole room; Realize a certain cycle. It can really work with air conditioning.

But:

Calm down. No Many times the outdoor temperature is higher than the indoor temperature, so hot air circulates in!

The noise is definitely louder than ordinary fans!

The price/performance ratio is not high and the price is uneven.

Overall evaluation: If you choose between ordinary fan and cheap circulating fan, choose cheap air circulating fan directly. For expensive circulating fans, it is recommended not to buy more than 500 circulating fans, because the budget is more than 500, it is recommended to go directly to the air purifier, and the next issue will introduce the air purifier as a wonderful use of cooling fans.