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Give me some sad novels, thank you.
The girl likes studying very much. It is her dream to go to college, but there is no chance to enter the university campus when she goes to college. She thinks the world is so unfair. Why don't those who have been admitted to the university have a chance to go? Those who haven't been admitted to the university have to go even if they spend money to make connections. And she is doomed to miss her dream university. In order to support her family, she had to go out and look for a job. Soon after, she found a job in a game hall. In this way, she supported the family with a girl's salary of several hundred yuan per month, and she also had to treat her father for life. The girl thinks this fate is unfair to her. She often goes to the bar to drink alone and tears at the sky in the dead of night. She misses her mother in heaven very much. After a long time, the girl felt that this life was boring and she was very tired. Gradually, she learned to surf the Internet. She used the Internet to kill a boring life. She started chatting and playing games online, which lasted all night. On such a day, she feels full, but she is getting more and more haggard. One night, the girl came out of the bar and went to the Internet cafe! No sooner had she boarded QQ than a stranger's head jumped out and sent a message: Beauty, can we talk? The girl doesn't want to talk to this stranger because she has seen so many people online. She closed the window and went straight to the game. But soon after entering, someone sent a message, and she still ignored it. Later, I sent several messages in succession. The girl got angry and quit the game. When I saw a stranger just now, she sent an angry message: Are you bored? I replied in a few seconds: a little annoyed. Can you talk to me? ?
Girl: Leave me alone! ?
Stranger: Will I bother you if you don't accompany me?
Girl: How can there be someone like you? ?
Stranger: Yes. ?
Girl: Bored?
Stranger: I just feel bored talking to you! My name is john young, and I am 15 years old. Nice to meet you! ?
The girl looked at the man frankly and said, you are good at saying, well, I'm glad to meet you, too. My name is Wu Die, and I am 2 1 year old this year. ?
Boy: Then can I call you sister? ?
Girl: Yes, you can. ?
Boy: Sister, it's so late, why are you still in the Internet cafe? ?
Girl: Get online if you are bored! You too? You are only 15 years old, shouldn't you be studying at school? ?
Boy: Yes! I missed it! ?
Girl: Oh, why? ?
Boy: Elder sister, don't talk about this, tell me about you! Didn't you go to school either? ?
Girl: Well, no! ?
Girl: It's too late, I have to go! You also go home early! ?
Boy: ok, sister, goodbye! ?
Girl: bye ~?
A few days later, the girl went to the Internet cafe again. As soon as she boarded QQ, the boy sent a message: Are you busy recently? Haven't seen you for a long time. ?
Girl: Well, a little busy?
Boy: I should pay attention to my health! ?
Girl: Thank you! ?
The boy opens the video chat: Sister, can I see you? ?
The girl hesitated and took the video. What caught the girl's attention was a handsome little boy, some naive and some naughty. Girls who appear in boys' eyes are pure in beauty and a little shy. ?
Boy: Sister, you are so beautiful! ?
Girl: You embarrassed me. ?
Boy: I am telling the truth! You are my sister. What are you ashamed of? ?
Girl: Dude, you are really good at talking! ?
In this way, the girl had a younger brother and the boy had an older sister. They often chat online. Chatting happily every day, the girl slowly forgets the game and has a few more smiles on her face every day. ?
One day, the boy asked the girl out to see him. The boy called his sister affectionately. Girls and boys are talking and laughing like brothers and sisters. The boy said, Sister, I think you are more beautiful in reality. The girl feels that her life seems to have changed a lot because she has a younger brother. At least she has one more person who cares about her. She felt a sense of happiness. Both boys and girls live in the same city. Boys often come to ask girls to go out to play. They are happy every day. ?
One day a year later, boys and girls went out shopping as usual. Suddenly, the boy stopped and turned to the girl and said, Sister, actually I don't want to call you Sister. ?
Girl: Brother, why do we talk happily every day? The girl slowly forgets the game, and there will be more smiles on her face every day. ?
One day, the boy asked the girl out to see him. The boy called his sister affectionately. Girls and boys are talking and laughing like brothers and sisters. The boy said, Sister, I think you are more beautiful in reality. The girl feels that her life seems to have changed a lot with a younger brother, at least she has more? ?
Boy: Because I am in love with you, I want you to be my girlfriend. I fell in love with you a long time ago ?
The girl was stunned by this sudden remark: Brother, stop joking, okay? ?
Boy: I'm serious! ?
Girl: That's impossible! ?
Boy: Why? ?
Girl: You are my brother. I've always regarded you as my own brother. We are so different in age! ?
Boy: Is it because of age? Did you really never like me? ?
Girl: I have always regarded you as my brother! ?
Boy: OK, I'll prove to you how much I love you! I can do anything for you, and I will make you fall in love with me. Say that finish, the boy turned and left. Looking at the boy's distant back, the girl didn't know what to do. At night, girls can't sleep in bed. She thought: In fact, that boy is very good, and he is also very good to her. He cares more about her than his brother cares about his sister. In fact, she doesn't hate him. She is very happy with him, but she always regards him as her brother. They were so far apart in age that she told herself it was impossible. ?
Over time, boys always wait for the girl to appear after work every day and do everything for her. After a long time, girls began to consciously alienate boys. Finally, one night, the boy stopped the girl who just got off work: Do you really not love me at all? Is it really impossible for us to be together? ?
Girl: It's impossible for us. We are so different in age! ?
Boy: I see, just because of age. Would you love me if it weren't for my age? Will you stay with me? ?
Girl: Maybe! ?
Boy: Well, well, I'll wait for you in my next life! Sister, I am still your good brother in this life. The boy said that and turned away. At that moment, the boy's heart was completely broken, and tears slipped silently through his mouth. The girl's heart hurts like a knife. ?
The next day, the girl woke up and saw the message sent by the boy on her mobile phone: Baby, I must be older than you in the next life. You must marry me, and I will wait for you! ?
The girl had a premonition that something was wrong and rushed downstairs to the boy's residence. She opened the door and saw the boy lying quietly in a pool of blood, with a smile on his mouth and a photo of him and the girl in his hand. ?
The girl looked at the once lively and lovely boy lying motionless on the ground. She looked at the quiet room. The quiet boy lost his voice and became miserable. She looked at the portrait of his parents by the boy's bed. She realized that the boy's parents had died long ago, but he had done so much for her. Why? Why couldn't I have known earlier? In fact, she loves him, but … the girl holds the boy's body tightly. The girl picked up the fruit knife and rowed it to her arm. Bright red blood flowed down her arm: sail, I'm sorry, wait for me! I'm coming for you, and I'll take good care of you! I won't let you suffer so much injustice for me again. In the next life, I want to be with you! We will never be apart again. ?
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