What is the funniest joke?

Let me show you a joke. If it's not funny, come to me I have more jokes. I am handsome, and heaven and earth are in harmony. Am I handsome? Handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome! Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me; The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class, nodding and saying, "I am handsome!" " "They hit me again and said I was too modest! The third time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" Recalling my previous two "predestinations", I didn't respond. I leaned forward and just wanted to go. Unexpectedly, they frantically swung their handbags at me, and the girl who hit me the hardest also swore "*! Are you so handsome? ! "I set a new world record every day, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world! It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me. Handsome is providence, cool is man-made! One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so the tiger pushed me down and said with a smile, "Don't think that you have become more handsome, so I don't know you! "CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome … I'm going to be disfigured, so handsome that I dare not go to the streets again … A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year. The first part is: looking at the back of a movie fan with thousands of troops, and the second part is: the girl in love turned her head and jumped off the building. She said, handsome, handsome! A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you;" "If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome style again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome. " There is also a girl standing at the door of the classroom every morning, looking at me stupidly and whispering, "There is no desert in the world, but every time I see you handsome, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and there will be Sahara from now on!" It's the same sentence every day. One day, I was really bored. I asked myself, "How did other deserts come from?" "Oh, that's because there are too many girls who think you are handsome ..." If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces. I want to kill myself because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is! " Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-you are handsome! The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsome, so I am still living for my handsome! Handsome to drag the internet speed! I am a handsome word to describe! I am: handsome, charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and powerful, invincible in the world, the first in the room, alone, invulnerable, the best, a jade-faced husband, different people have different opinions, a wise man sees wisdom, King Kong is not bad, SHEN WOO is wise and chivalrous. Once upon a time, through the ages, friends from the United States went to soup. Supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic, moral example, not drunk for thousands of cups, restless, knowledgeable, a man of great talent, the pride of all sentient beings, the world's master, aboveboard, selfless, shocking, the first hero, chivalrous master, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, sweeping as the fire, motionless as a mountain, known as pear flower pressing Haitang. It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time. Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM feel that they are not worthy of me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, so handsome people should take the time to become handsome. One morning, waiting for the bus, there is no denying that I was a little handsome when waiting for the bus that day, but … just then, a beautiful lady bravely came to me and said, "Handsome, Handsome, Handsome … Can you … lend me five dollars?" "What are you going to do?" I haven't looked at her with my 220 volt charged eyes, but I have seen her lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, muttering, "I want to call my mother ... and say that I saw a beautiful handsome guy today ..." I twitched ... three minutes later, it was 1 165438. Ah! ! ! I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome! ! ! Too much ... One night after 555 ... 10, a group of foreigners suddenly broke into the house, all wearing black suits and sunglasses and holding a bottle of M- 16. I began to think that this was a killer, trying to kill me. But then, a foreigner suddenly took the lead and knelt down, pointing to two container trucks parked outside the window, and said with great pain, "Dude, the trucks are full of dollars." Please take them all for plastic surgery, because you look exactly like Tom Cruise. How will he get along in the future? " ..... even my exam questions are like this: Topic: Be the most handsome. Answer: no. Now it's the title: be the ugliest. Answer: if you don't do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly ~ the party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help it! ~ ~ ~ The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas ~